Say what you will about Jon Stewart, but you leave Daryl Hall and John Oates alone

"I was actually thinking of Jon [Stewart] as a co-host..."

Yeah, and I was actually thinking of hiring Barack Obama to give me basketball lessons.

He just won't return my calls though.

/he's just on a short leash

Marcus Aurelius: Yeah, and I was actually thinking of hiring Barack Obama to give me basketball lessons.

He just won't return my calls though.

/he's just on a short leash

Damnit, did word get out about that? I've got to check the security on my dungeon basement

is it really a slam to tell someone that they need botox? what's wrong with natural aging? has hannity gone hollyweird liberal on us?

Hannity's fat, and he's criticizing others' looks?

Heh, I'm gonna watch TDS tonight just to see Jon deconstruct El Douchebag's snark.

He's gonna leave him a quivering pile of goo. And it will be glorious.

"I was actually thinking of Jon [Stewart] as a co-host but I needed someone who could be smart and funny without 50 writers and two has-been rockers who are badly in need of Botox."

Sounds like somebody doesn't appreciate Hannity's whitty sense of humor.

Cyclometh: Heh, I'm gonna watch TDS tonight just to see Jon deconstruct El Douchebag's snark.

He's gonna leave him a quivering pile of goo. And it will be glorious.

hate to break it to you, but TDS isn't airing any more new episodes until the New Year.

mitchcumstein1: Say what you will about Jon Stewart, but you leave Daryl Hall and John Oates alone

So you're saying you can't go for that?

I enjoyed it.

JimmyCarter'sSecondTerm: Sounds like somebody doesn't appreciate Hannity's whitty shiatty sense of humor.

Did you perhaps mean "shiatty?" "Whitey?"

"I was actually thinking of Jon [Stewart] as a co-host but I needed someone who could be smart and funny without 50 writers...

Ah, because that flashlight gag was hysterical. I'm sure you're proud of coming up with that all by yourself.

...and two has-been rockers who are badly in need of Botox."

That's the joke, moran.

Hannity reminds me of that guy in the movie Weird Science when she (Kelly LeBrock) turned him (Bill Paxton)into a big pile of living poo that emitted gas all the time. Or was that Rush Limbaugh?

Hobodeluxe: Hannity reminds me of that guy in the movie Weird Science when she (Kelly LeBrock) turned him (Bill Paxton)into a big pile of living poo that emitted gas all the time. Or was that Rush Limbaugh?

Both, kind of a before and after thing. I think it was a warning.

Awesome. I, for one, love Sean Hannity. And Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Bill O'Reilly...etc. Sure, they are idiot asshats only interested in getting rich(er), but they are also destroying the GOP, as some Republicans follow them into the loony abyss, and others decide to become "independents" (many of whom vote Democrat).

So, keep it up, Hannity! Watch your fortune rise as the ideology/party you claim to support declines. I'm laughing right along with ya!

Anybody got a YouTube link? For some reason, my machine refuses to play the Comedy Central videos.

JimmyCarter'sSecondTerm: "I was actually thinking of Jon [Stewart] as a co-host but I needed someone who could be smart and funny without 50 writers and two has-been rockers who are badly in need of Botox."

Sounds like somebody doesn't appreciate Hannity's whitty sense of humor.

...The Daily Show ran for about a month without writers last year and was still funnier than that utterly terrible comedy show they tried on Fox News. No, not Hannity, the other one. No, not O'Reilly, the other other one.

Hannity is the douchebag deluxe

Aw.... Hannity's butthurt.

Came for the "Hannity sucks a$$" pic. Leaving disappointed.

Hannity is far and away the biggest douchebag on TV. I can't even stand to look at him. He's just a complete and total prick.

Neeek: ...The Daily Show ran for about a month without writers last year and was still funnier than that utterly terrible comedy show they tried on Fox News. No, not Hannity, the other one. No, not O'Reilly, the other other one.

Damnit, I forgot about that one. The one with the recorded laugh track. Conservatives really do pine for the 50's don't they?

Hannity is a Jag for making a joke back after being called a douche bag? It was an apt retort for being called a douche bag I thought.

// Didn't watch the video, just read the response.

JimmyCarter'sSecondTerm: "I was actually thinking of Jon [Stewart] as a co-host but I needed someone who could be smart and funny without 50 writers and two has-been rockers who are badly in need of Botox."

So not only is Hannity a humourless turd, but he's also ignorant of the fact that Stewart is one of the "50 writers" who helps to come up with the material on his show.

Classic.

DrJesusPhD: Neeek: ...The Daily Show ran for about a month without writers last year and was still funnier than that utterly terrible comedy show they tried on Fox News. No, not Hannity, the other one. No, not O'Reilly, the other other one.

Damnit, I forgot about that one. The one with the recorded laugh track. Conservatives really do pine for the 50's don't they?

The Half Hour News Hour? I was just thinking about that show last night. There's a group of people out there that had to sit down together and agree that it was funny enough to air. And you know not one of them got most of it, they just assumed it was as beyond them as all humor clearly is and gave it a pass.

And that people like that were monitoring our economy for 8 years? How the hell have we managed so well as to ONLY be in the midst of a huge recession?

I was actually thinking of Thomas Keller as my personal chef but I needed someone who could actually cook well without decent ingredients, pots, and a stovetop.

what a pussy...finally showing some balls the day Stewart goes on vacation until January

And just for fun:

Letters From an Earth Ball to, or Concerning, Sean Hannity. (new window)

robsul82: Hannity's fat, and he's criticizing others' looks?

He's an asshole. What do you expect? Fox News is the league of extraordinarily large assholes.

Is this moron still doing commercials for GMC? or Chevy?

/heartbeat of America

Jon Stewart ROCKS
Sean Hannity? Whose that?

Neeek: ...The Daily Show ran for about a month without writers last year and was still funnier than that utterly terrible comedy show they tried on Fox News. No, not Hannity, the other one. No, not O'Reilly, the other other one.

Sadly, I know which show you're talking about, which was the one where Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter tried to do "comedy". I forget its name.

On the note about the writer's strike: that series they did with that feud between Stewart, Colbert, and O'Brien was hilarious.

For Hannity to criticize Stewart is just stupid. Hannity is on a TV news network that purports to be "fair and balanced". Stewart is on the COMMEDY channel. You know, as in humor. He makes no claim to being fair, balanced, or news worthy. You can't hold a comedian to the same standards as a news anchor. If you don't think he's funny, change the channel.

Jon Stewart at his worst is better than Sean Hannity after he dies and becomes an angel. Which we can only pray happens soon.

Renowned transvestite sexologist: For Hannity to criticize Stewart is just stupid. Hannity is on a TV news network that purports to be "fair and balanced". Stewart is on the COMMEDY channel. You know, as in humor. He makes no claim to being fair, balanced, or news worthy. You can't hold a comedian to the same standards as a news anchor. If you don't think he's funny, change the channel.

Unfortunately, too many people get their only news from the Daily Show. Stewart gets to have his cake and eat it too.

There ya go, 'lil feller.

Feel that wind in your hair folks? It's hanity's sense of humor going RIGHT over your head.

For folks who live off of snark...you sure do have problems recognizing it.

MyRandomName: Hannity is a Jag for making a joke back after being called a douche bag?

I'm fairly certain that any sane/honest person could come up with at least a HUNDRED reasons why Hannity is both a Jagoff AND a doucehbag.

skipjack: Feel that wind in your hair folks? It's hanity's sense of humor going RIGHT over your head.

For folks who live off of snark...you sure do have problems recognizing it.

FAIL

ChrisPC:
The daily show can be insightful, that's for sure. There's important things to think about on that show. But, when it comes down to it, Stewart is comedian. No more, no less. Social and political commentary in the form of comedy is a time honor tradition of staying off the radar of those who have specific agendas against your ideas, whether they be the establish government or more aggressive politicians. I respect it as a really important way of getting a point across in our society, but it is in not anything resembling news coverage.

If people treat Stewart as a news reporter, they have problems.

Somebody save Jon Stewart - he's our most important Jew!

ConnieLingus:

FAIL

And then someone comes along to prove my point.

Go you.

skipjack: Feel that wind in your hair folks? It's hanity's sense of humor going RIGHT over your head.

For folks who live off of snark...you sure do have problems recognizing it.

Swing and a miss.

Jesterling:

Swing and a miss.

Oh my..the lemmings must be out in force.

You better run back to the koskidz and get more reinforcements.

skipjack: Feel that wind in your hair folks? It's hanity's sense of humor going RIGHT over your head.

For folks who live off of snark...you sure do have problems recognizing it.

It's not that we don't recognize it, we just prefer that it be funny.

Mentat:

It's not that we don't recognize it, we just prefer that it be funny.

Perception and preference makes things funny. You would probably prefer that hanity not be funny...because if he was, that would make him human and ruin your perception that he is somehow the devil.

skipjack: Perception and preference makes things funny. You would probably prefer that hanity not be funny...because if he was, that would make him human and ruin your perception that he is somehow the devil.

Maybe you should take your own advice. When Fox News started, I considered Hannity the most sane and rational of the entire crop. Over the years, though, he's gone further and further off the deep end. Now he's nothing but a shrill like all of the rest of the talk radio crowd.