Didn't she go totally batshiat farking crazy about 2 years ago?

z_gringo: Didn't she go totally batshiat farking crazy about 2 years ago?

It was a little longer than that I think...maybe '02?

Jebus. First really, does anyone care? Second, she'll have to buy out the rest of her building just for the kids closet. The words "spoiled" and "diva" are barely adequate for describing this woman.

z_gringo: Didn't she go totally batshiat farking crazy about 2 years ago?

She got over it.

I would have semenized her vagina

I like the Gywneth Paltrow strategy of naming your children after fruit.

You think that's bad, a lady in my office just had twins. She named them "Lemonjello" and "Orangejello".

Walker: You think that's bad, a lady in my office just had twins. She named them "Lemonjello" and "Orangejello".

How did she not notice that the names were insane?

Walker: You think that's bad, a lady in my office just had twins. She named them "Lemonjello" and "Orangejello".

I wonder how many young'uns are going to come into this thread and fall for that one.

I knew I should have used a condom.

Walker - or you may have read that in Freakonomics?

So, some lucky bastard was able to give Mariah a creampie huh?

Nice.

Walker: You think that's bad, a lady in my office just had twins. She named them "Lemonjello" and "Orangejello".

Well a lady in my office named her fraternal twins: Denise and Denephew!

I personally like YoMajesty.

Does this mean her funbags are going to get even bigger?

Outstanding!

ThatGuyGreg: z_gringo: Didn't she go totally batshiat farking crazy about 2 years ago?

She got over it.

That remains to be proven....she DID marry Nick Cannon.


/who the f*ck is Nick Cannon?
//Daddy, he's hilarious...

+1 subby. I lol'd at "or some damn thing"

PC LOAD LETTER: I would have semenized her vagina

sounds like a carpet cleaner
/All you need is a sac and a hose and you too can semenize vaginas!

HellblazerPrime: Walker: You think that's bad, a lady in my office just had twins. She named them "Lemonjello" and "Orangejello".

I wonder how many young'uns are going to come into this thread and fall for that one.

I used to hear that all the time. It was one of those things people always say they knew from when they were in school or something. Almost like an urban legend except people pretend they knew someone (i.e. I hear people all the time say they know someone who knows someone who had a roach lay eggs into their mouth after eating Taco Bell).

ANYWAYS......I work in a children's hospital and some of the names we get are ridiculous. We ACTUALLY got Orange Jello and Lemon Jello. I just about fell on my ass. We also had one kid who's first name was God and middle name was Lucifer. I really hope some of these parents are making up these names and just being fraudulent or something.

"And the Oscar goes to.......Nick Cannon"

Get used to hearing it. He is America's finest living actor.

If your going to be stupid and name you kid some damned curse of a name don't go half way or cutesy with it. Go full retard. Make it outlandish.

/ Micropenis Analwart.

Lloyd Braun: "And the Oscar goes to.......Nick Cannon"

Get used to hearing it. He is America's finest living actor.

Is 'Nick Cannon' code for 'Most Every Other Actor?'

CitronR: Lloyd Braun: "And the Oscar goes to.......Nick Cannon"

Get used to hearing it. He is America's finest living actor.

Is 'Nick Cannon' code for 'Most Every Other Actor?'

I hear his nick name is token

Used to work with a guy named Harry Anis.
He preferred being called Harold.

All I know is something like a bird within her sang.
/gd

Nick Cannon has clearly been accepted into the Federline School of Husbanding

I've never understood using Nick Cannon in anything. Does anyone actually like him, or are they just keeping him warmed up for when Will Smith is too busy pushing his kid on Hollywood to act?

So Carey's gonna fire a Cannon baby out of her baby cannon?

Big Beef Burrito: I personally like YoMajesty.

Or Jermajesty...

Is it me, or since she went batshiat crazy and got her tits done, I find myself way more attracted to her.

Mo'Nique and U'Nique

Walker: You think that's bad, a lady in my office just had twins. She named them "Lemonjello" and "Orangejello".

Your house is on fire.

/Obscure?

z_gringo: Didn't she go totally batshiat farking crazy about 2 years ago?

Yeah, and when she took that time out & disappeared, she stayed at Jon Bon Jovi's place. Lucky lady!

Sefton Go full retard.



Never go full retard.

whoops.

Subby, I have to admit to you: Tuesday Birdsong is actually a very pretty name.

But I think with a name like Cannon, Boom Chickaboom has gotta be the way to go.

toetag: Walker: You think that's bad, a lady in my office just had twins. She named them "Lemonjello" and "Orangejello".

Well a lady in my office named her fraternal twins: Denise and Denephew!

My cousin just named her newborn Crystal Chanda Lier

Nuttie Ezra Fruitcake?

Rosie Palm?

Ima and Ura Hore

If you're going to name your kid something profoundly stupid do it in a non-Anglo/Saxon language, then it at least sounds plausible:

Have a cousin named Cryos and another named name Vitae.

/Two of the coolest names I've ever heard...

Englebert Flaptiback?

There's always the 3 girls Chardonnay, Chablis, and Champagne...

/Name you kid something that lets them get a job when they get older...

nick cannon is smart.

bottsicus: Does this mean her funbags are going to get even bigger?

Outstanding!

First Salma Hayek, then Jessica Alba, now Mariah!

Postnatal boobies FTW!

Are you sure you don't mean Honey Rainbow Butterfly Cannon?

Jedekai: If you're going to name your kid something profoundly stupid do it in a non-Anglo/Saxon language, then it at least sounds plausible:

Have a cousin named Cryos and another named name Vitae.

/Two of the coolest names I've ever heard...

After a few bong hits, I suppose those are very workable names. Meanwhile, on a distant planet called Earth....

Walker: You think that's bad, a lady in my office just had twins. She named them "Lemonjello" and "Orangejello".

Was her husbands name Irwin Mahatma Fletcher?

My sister's friend has a father named "Harry Beavers."

not ok.

RabidSquirrel: Englebert Flaptiback?

Slut Bonwalla