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(Now Magazine) Misc Mariah Carey may be pregnant with Tuesday Birdsong Cannon, or some damn thing   (nowmagazine.co.uk) divider line 53
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z_gringo [TotalFark] 2008-12-12 07:11:04 AM  
Didn't she go totally batshiat farking crazy about 2 years ago?

 
jaylectricity [TotalFark] 2008-12-12 09:00:40 AM  
z_gringo: Didn't she go totally batshiat farking crazy about 2 years ago?

It was a little longer than that I think...maybe '02?

 
KC8501 [TotalFark] 2008-12-12 09:05:54 AM  
Jebus. First really, does anyone care? Second, she'll have to buy out the rest of her building just for the kids closet. The words "spoiled" and "diva" are barely adequate for describing this woman.

 
ThatGuyGreg [TotalFark] 2008-12-12 09:31:40 AM  
z_gringo: Didn't she go totally batshiat farking crazy about 2 years ago?

She got over it.

 
PC LOAD LETTER [TotalFark] 2008-12-12 10:45:37 AM  
I would have semenized her vagina

 
Mentat [TotalFark] 2008-12-12 11:12:21 AM  
I like the Gywneth Paltrow strategy of naming your children after fruit.

 
Walker [TotalFark] 2008-12-12 11:16:17 AM  
You think that's bad, a lady in my office just had twins. She named them "Lemonjello" and "Orangejello".

 
jaylectricity [TotalFark] 2008-12-12 11:18:41 AM  
Walker: You think that's bad, a lady in my office just had twins. She named them "Lemonjello" and "Orangejello".

How did she not notice that the names were insane?

 
HellblazerPrime 2008-12-12 11:19:39 AM  
Walker: You think that's bad, a lady in my office just had twins. She named them "Lemonjello" and "Orangejello".

I wonder how many young'uns are going to come into this thread and fall for that one.

 
SLADE 2008-12-12 11:20:41 AM  
I knew I should have used a condom.

 
Brigandaca 2008-12-12 11:21:04 AM  
Walker - or you may have read that in Freakonomics?

 
troppo gonzo 2008-12-12 11:21:10 AM  
So, some lucky bastard was able to give Mariah a creampie huh?

Nice.

 
toetag 2008-12-12 11:23:59 AM  
Walker: You think that's bad, a lady in my office just had twins. She named them "Lemonjello" and "Orangejello".

Well a lady in my office named her fraternal twins: Denise and Denephew!

 
Big Beef Burrito 2008-12-12 11:26:59 AM  
I personally like YoMajesty.

 
bottsicus 2008-12-12 11:32:46 AM  
Does this mean her funbags are going to get even bigger?

Outstanding!

 
ltrain2 2008-12-12 11:40:07 AM  
ThatGuyGreg: z_gringo: Didn't she go totally batshiat farking crazy about 2 years ago?

She got over it.


That remains to be proven....she DID marry Nick Cannon.


/who the f*ck is Nick Cannon?
//Daddy, he's hilarious...

 
Tartan69 [TotalFark] 2008-12-12 11:41:34 AM  
+1 subby. I lol'd at "or some damn thing"

 
Der Poopflinger [TotalFark] 2008-12-12 11:47:14 AM  
PC LOAD LETTER: I would have semenized her vagina

sounds like a carpet cleaner
/All you need is a sac and a hose and you too can semenize vaginas!

 
WienerButt 2008-12-12 11:48:27 AM  
HellblazerPrime: Walker: You think that's bad, a lady in my office just had twins. She named them "Lemonjello" and "Orangejello".

I wonder how many young'uns are going to come into this thread and fall for that one.


I used to hear that all the time. It was one of those things people always say they knew from when they were in school or something. Almost like an urban legend except people pretend they knew someone (i.e. I hear people all the time say they know someone who knows someone who had a roach lay eggs into their mouth after eating Taco Bell).

ANYWAYS......I work in a children's hospital and some of the names we get are ridiculous. We ACTUALLY got Orange Jello and Lemon Jello. I just about fell on my ass. We also had one kid who's first name was God and middle name was Lucifer. I really hope some of these parents are making up these names and just being fraudulent or something.

 
Lloyd Braun 2008-12-12 11:50:05 AM  
"And the Oscar goes to.......Nick Cannon"

Get used to hearing it. He is America's finest living actor.

 
Sefton 2008-12-12 11:59:10 AM  
If your going to be stupid and name you kid some damned curse of a name don't go half way or cutesy with it. Go full retard. Make it outlandish.

/ Micropenis Analwart.

 
CitronR 2008-12-12 12:01:52 PM  
Lloyd Braun: "And the Oscar goes to.......Nick Cannon"

Get used to hearing it. He is America's finest living actor.


Is 'Nick Cannon' code for 'Most Every Other Actor?'

 
Der Poopflinger [TotalFark] 2008-12-12 12:02:47 PM  
CitronR: Lloyd Braun: "And the Oscar goes to.......Nick Cannon"

Get used to hearing it. He is America's finest living actor.

Is 'Nick Cannon' code for 'Most Every Other Actor?'


I hear his nick name is token

 
Spawn_of_Cthulhu 2008-12-12 12:02:59 PM  
Used to work with a guy named Harry Anis.
He preferred being called Harold.

 
MMGAMOIO [TotalFark] 2008-12-12 12:11:21 PM  
All I know is something like a bird within her sang.
/gd

 
DontMakeMeShushYou 2008-12-12 12:12:54 PM  
Nick Cannon has clearly been accepted into the Federline School of Husbanding

 
Zombie Eater 2008-12-12 12:32:13 PM  
I've never understood using Nick Cannon in anything. Does anyone actually like him, or are they just keeping him warmed up for when Will Smith is too busy pushing his kid on Hollywood to act?

 
towatchoverme 2008-12-12 12:43:04 PM  
So Carey's gonna fire a Cannon baby out of her baby cannon?

 
mhd 2008-12-12 12:50:03 PM  
Big Beef Burrito: I personally like YoMajesty.

Or Jermajesty...

 
MFL 2008-12-12 01:24:53 PM  
Is it me, or since she went batshiat crazy and got her tits done, I find myself way more attracted to her.

 
Life_is_a_carnivore 2008-12-12 01:42:45 PM  
Mo'Nique and U'Nique

 
th0th [TotalFark] 2008-12-12 01:48:14 PM  
Walker: You think that's bad, a lady in my office just had twins. She named them "Lemonjello" and "Orangejello".

Your house is on fire.

/Obscure?

 
glassa 2008-12-12 01:58:53 PM  
z_gringo: Didn't she go totally batshiat farking crazy about 2 years ago?

Yeah, and when she took that time out & disappeared, she stayed at Jon Bon Jovi's place. Lucky lady!

 
near_starlet 2008-12-12 02:44:13 PM  
Sefton Go full retard.



Never go full retard.

 
near_starlet 2008-12-12 02:46:20 PM  
whoops.

www.slashfilm.com

 
unfarkingbelievable 2008-12-12 02:51:58 PM  
Subby, I have to admit to you: Tuesday Birdsong is actually a very pretty name.

But I think with a name like Cannon, Boom Chickaboom has gotta be the way to go.

 
blueyd1 2008-12-12 03:05:56 PM  
toetag: Walker: You think that's bad, a lady in my office just had twins. She named them "Lemonjello" and "Orangejello".

Well a lady in my office named her fraternal twins: Denise and Denephew!


My cousin just named her newborn Crystal Chanda Lier

 
unfarkingbelievable 2008-12-12 03:28:52 PM  
Nuttie Ezra Fruitcake?

 
Saracuda 2008-12-12 04:07:59 PM  
Rosie Palm?

 
japles [TotalFark] 2008-12-12 04:56:06 PM  
Ima and Ura Hore

 
Jedekai 2008-12-12 04:58:34 PM  
If you're going to name your kid something profoundly stupid do it in a non-Anglo/Saxon language, then it at least sounds plausible:

Have a cousin named Cryos and another named name Vitae.

/Two of the coolest names I've ever heard...

 
RabidSquirrel 2008-12-12 05:01:06 PM  
Englebert Flaptiback?

 
TheGreatGazoo 2008-12-12 05:04:32 PM  
There's always the 3 girls Chardonnay, Chablis, and Champagne...

/Name you kid something that lets them get a job when they get older...

 
bostonowns 2008-12-12 05:19:16 PM  
nick cannon is smart.

 
Bag of Hammers [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-12-12 06:41:39 PM  
bottsicus: Does this mean her funbags are going to get even bigger?

Outstanding!


First Salma Hayek, then Jessica Alba, now Mariah!

Postnatal boobies FTW!

 
the_good_reverend_doctor 2008-12-12 06:52:46 PM  
Are you sure you don't mean Honey Rainbow Butterfly Cannon?

 
Still Itchy 2008-12-12 07:40:05 PM  
Jedekai: If you're going to name your kid something profoundly stupid do it in a non-Anglo/Saxon language, then it at least sounds plausible:

Have a cousin named Cryos and another named name Vitae.

/Two of the coolest names I've ever heard...


After a few bong hits, I suppose those are very workable names. Meanwhile, on a distant planet called Earth....

 
Primitive Screwhead 2008-12-12 08:37:31 PM  
Walker: You think that's bad, a lady in my office just had twins. She named them "Lemonjello" and "Orangejello".

Was her husbands name Irwin Mahatma Fletcher?

 
sugarmagnolia94 2008-12-12 09:05:53 PM  
My sister's friend has a father named "Harry Beavers."

not ok.

 
bel4sucks 2008-12-13 12:10:07 AM  
RabidSquirrel: Englebert Flaptiback?

Slut Bonwalla

 
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