Rick Perry's got next at prison barber?

reminds me of



/farking detest that coont

I thought he just wanted to be a Kennedy.

I've noticed a number of articles spinning this as "Blagojevich is insane!" as if to make the claim that it is one crazy guy doing this and not a symptom of a curruption at the state level. Loose cannons don't make it this far and I'm not buying it.

I wonder what his hair is actually made of, because it doesn't seem to be of terrestrial origin.

I heard rahm emmanuel might be involved.

I thought it was his close set beady little eyes.

"I don't know what youse is talkin' about... he has a magnificent head of hair.
Nothing compared to my Sumatran Squirrel, but magnificent, none-da-less."

As a character in an episode of Amazing Stories and The Simpsons "Treehouse of Horror", there will be "HELL TOUPEE".



"Amazing Stories" -- Hell Toupee (1986)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0511100/ (pops)
Defense attorney Harry Ballentine is understandably nervous when his client is mild-mannered accountant Murray Bernstein - who after investing in a strange toupee had felt compelled to murder the first lawyer he saw.

http://www.tv.com/the-simpsons/treehouse-of-horror-ix/episode/1492/summary.ht ml (pops)
Hell Toupée
It's his third strike, Snake is sent to the electric chair. He vows revenge on all on those who were there when he was caught, Apu, Moe & Bart. Snake is electrocuted and his organs are saved for transplant. The beneficiary of his hair is one Homer J. Simpson. The hair begins exacting the revenge promised by its former owner.

// You'll flip your wig.

keylock71: "I don't know what youse is talkin' about... he has a magnificent head of hair.
Nothing compared to my Sumatran Squirrel, but magnificent, none-da-less."

Damn. Beat me to the Bud. Sadly, he's now going rug-less, and it's just not the same to me.

I wonder what the implications are for Mitt Romney.

MayoBoy: I thought he just wanted to be a Kennedy.

Who doesn't?

Approves

Blagojevich doesn't hold a candle to James Traficant:

friend-o

hair helmet? I thought that was a secret project

The original.

Several psychologists interviewed one day after the governor's arrest agreed that he might be suffering from an affliction known as narcissistic personality disorder.

Ya think?

He is a New Traditionalist.

Arkanaut: James Traficant

Thanks for reminding us in Ohio about the guy with the squirrel on his head. Bravo.

Looks like a younger Robert Blake to me. All he needs is a cockatoo ...

♫♩♬ Don't do the crime ♫♩♬ if you can't do the time ♫♩♬

I'll bet his scalp is as barren as Delta Burke's ovaries. He's on the EPA's top 10 violators list for the use of toupee chemical spills.

DigitalCoffee: All he needs is a cockatoo ...


Pretty sure he's going to get that in prison.

rodeofrog: friend-o

Friends of Patricia Blagojevich said that it didn't sound like her.
Others (including the Chicago Reader) say it sounds crazy.

Sounds like too much cocaine to me.

That (first paragraph) was pretty (painful) to (read). (Someone must) have got(ten) a good de(al) on paren(thesis).

Vohnkar: rodeofrog: friend-o

You did what I could not. And thanks for going with Willow as far as you did. You have no idea how often I raise my chubby little fingers, tilt back my giant head and call your name.

Omnivorous: Friends of Patricia Blagojevich said that it didn't sound like her.
Others (including the Chicago Reader) say it sounds crazy.

Sounds like too much cocaine to me.

Or not enough. Who knows?

Dr. Cox: Just a real nice helmet, there, princess.
J.D.: Actually, it's not a helmet, it's a Hairmet - it has extra room so you don't mess up your hairdo.
Dr. Cox: Fair enough. I'm gonna go ahead and write you a prescription for two testicles; and you feel free to get this filled out whenever you want.

Gov's chestnut mane might be sign of narcissistic personality disorder, psychologists say...

No... really?

As far as I know, none of the literature on narcissistic personality disorder reports weird hair as a diagnosis criterion.

/what the hell, Scott Ambers?

Next thing you know, he'll be wearing a CHEESE HELMET:

...which would explain Stephen Harper's hair-helmet too, so I'm ready to buy this explanation based on available correlative evidence.

Arkanaut: Blagojevich doesn't hold a candle to James Traficant:



Almost forgot about that gem. Traficant was the shcnizzle of narcissism and bad hair.

Is that a squirrel on your head or are you just happy to see me?

That's funny...I was telling a friend the other day "you can tell that guy was a crook from his hair"

/just jealous

Brother?

I keep picturing him with an Afro when he was younger. Can someone photoshop him with one. I bet it would be hilarious. Maybe some blackface and a caption of him playing the race card.

I never knew those little Lego guys were such hair design icons.

-cut to interior of San Francisco city hall
-CU of GAVIN NEWSOM, trying in vain to muss his own hair
before anyone catches on.

Came for the James Traficant references, left satisfied.

/When's he get out of jail?

schatzie: I wonder what his hair is actually made of, because it doesn't seem to be of terrestrial origin.

More info regarding that at: Link (new window)

Mongo cut wood: I keep picturing him with an Afro when he was younger. Can someone photoshop him with one. I bet it would be hilarious. Maybe some blackface and a caption of him playing the race card.

I don't photoshop, but came a pic with him wearing a rainbow afro: