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(Wonkette) Interesting Psychologist suggests Blago's hair helmet was first sign of trouble, possible location of missing WMDs   (wonkette.com) divider line 56
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TheOther [TotalFark] 2008-12-12 08:04:30 AM  
www.rushlimbaugh.comredriverpak.files.wordpress.com

Rick Perry's got next at prison barber?

 
FarKnight 2008-12-12 08:41:46 AM  
reminds me of

www.reportercaps.com

/farking detest that coont

 
MayoBoy 2008-12-12 08:43:35 AM  
I thought he just wanted to be a Kennedy.

 
syberpud 2008-12-12 08:44:03 AM  
I've noticed a number of articles spinning this as "Blagojevich is insane!" as if to make the claim that it is one crazy guy doing this and not a symptom of a curruption at the state level. Loose cannons don't make it this far and I'm not buying it.

 
schatzie 2008-12-12 08:44:24 AM  
I wonder what his hair is actually made of, because it doesn't seem to be of terrestrial origin.

 
Prank Call of Cthulhu [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-12-12 08:46:17 AM  
michaelwitzel.com

 
soakitincider 2008-12-12 08:46:17 AM  
I heard rahm emmanuel might be involved.

 
Bohemian 2008-12-12 08:48:00 AM  
I thought it was his close set beady little eyes.

 
keylock71 2008-12-12 08:56:15 AM  
cache.daylife.com

"I don't know what youse is talkin' about... he has a magnificent head of hair.
Nothing compared to my Sumatran Squirrel, but magnificent, none-da-less."

 
JackMeoff 2008-12-12 08:56:27 AM  
www.carolinapoliticsonline.com

 
Gridlock 2008-12-12 08:59:25 AM  
As a character in an episode of Amazing Stories and The Simpsons "Treehouse of Horror", there will be "HELL TOUPEE".

img88.imageshack.us

"Amazing Stories"
-- Hell Toupee (1986)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0511100/ (pops)
Defense attorney Harry Ballentine is understandably nervous when his client is mild-mannered accountant Murray Bernstein - who after investing in a strange toupee had felt compelled to murder the first lawyer he saw.

http://www.tv.com/the-simpsons/treehouse-of-horror-ix/episode/1492/summary.ht ml (pops)
Hell Toupée
It's his third strike, Snake is sent to the electric chair. He vows revenge on all on those who were there when he was caught, Apu, Moe & Bart. Snake is electrocuted and his organs are saved for transplant. The beneficiary of his hair is one Homer J. Simpson. The hair begins exacting the revenge promised by its former owner.

// You'll flip your wig.

 
Ghost of Abe Vigoda 2008-12-12 09:00:42 AM  
keylock71: "I don't know what youse is talkin' about... he has a magnificent head of hair.
Nothing compared to my Sumatran Squirrel, but magnificent, none-da-less."


Damn. Beat me to the Bud. Sadly, he's now going rug-less, and it's just not the same to me.

I wonder what the implications are for Mitt Romney.

 
LewDux 2008-12-12 09:05:19 AM  
MayoBoy: I thought he just wanted to be a Kennedy.

Who doesn't?

 
boobsrgood [TotalFark] 2008-12-12 09:13:38 AM  
i242.photobucket.com

 
halmot [TotalFark] 2008-12-12 09:18:28 AM  
farm4.static.flickr.com

Approves

 
Arkanaut 2008-12-12 09:26:25 AM  
Blagojevich doesn't hold a candle to James Traficant:

upload.wikimedia.org

 
rodeofrog 2008-12-12 09:29:56 AM  
friend-o

 
hugheric 2008-12-12 09:30:52 AM  
hair helmet? I thought that was a secret project

 
millsapian87 2008-12-12 09:44:08 AM  
The original.

www.foxnews.com

 
StillH2O 2008-12-12 09:49:20 AM  
Several psychologists interviewed one day after the governor's arrest agreed that he might be suffering from an affliction known as narcissistic personality disorder.

Ya think?

 
Moab Bomb 2008-12-12 10:03:23 AM  
He is a New Traditionalist.
www.getreadytorock.com

 
UncleCal 2008-12-12 10:06:15 AM  
Arkanaut: James Traficant

Thanks for reminding us in Ohio about the guy with the squirrel on his head. Bravo.

 
DigitalCoffee 2008-12-12 10:10:35 AM  
Looks like a younger Robert Blake to me. All he needs is a cockatoo ...

♫♩♬ Don't do the crime ♫♩♬ if you can't do the time ♫♩♬

 
fappomatic 2008-12-12 10:23:02 AM  
I'll bet his scalp is as barren as Delta Burke's ovaries. He's on the EPA's top 10 violators list for the use of toupee chemical spills.

 
halmot [TotalFark] 2008-12-12 10:23:20 AM  
DigitalCoffee: All he needs is a cockatoo ...


Pretty sure he's going to get that in prison.

 
Vohnkar 2008-12-12 10:23:44 AM  
rodeofrog: friend-o

img.photobucket.com

 
ColPapa 2008-12-12 10:27:10 AM  
www.javno.com

It's a Serbian thing

 
Omnivorous 2008-12-12 10:43:55 AM  
Friends of Patricia Blagojevich said that it didn't sound like her.
Others (including the Chicago Reader) say it sounds crazy.

Sounds like too much cocaine to me.

 
Nick Nostril 2008-12-12 10:46:55 AM  
That (first paragraph) was pretty (painful) to (read). (Someone must) have got(ten) a good de(al) on paren(thesis).

 
rodeofrog 2008-12-12 10:47:02 AM  
Vohnkar: rodeofrog: friend-o

You did what I could not. And thanks for going with Willow as far as you did. You have no idea how often I raise my chubby little fingers, tilt back my giant head and call your name.

 
Joe Hallenbeck 2008-12-12 10:47:14 AM  
Omnivorous: Friends of Patricia Blagojevich said that it didn't sound like her.
Others (including the Chicago Reader) say it sounds crazy.

Sounds like too much cocaine to me.


Or not enough. Who knows?

 
CaptMacMillian 2008-12-12 10:53:15 AM  
Dr. Cox: Just a real nice helmet, there, princess.
J.D.: Actually, it's not a helmet, it's a Hairmet - it has extra room so you don't mess up your hairdo.
Dr. Cox: Fair enough. I'm gonna go ahead and write you a prescription for two testicles; and you feel free to get this filled out whenever you want.

 
Harvey Manfrenjensenjen 2008-12-12 10:53:24 AM  
Gov's chestnut mane might be sign of narcissistic personality disorder, psychologists say...

No... really?

www.hollywoodtoday.net

 
Fluid 2008-12-12 10:57:47 AM  
As far as I know, none of the literature on narcissistic personality disorder reports weird hair as a diagnosis criterion.

/what the hell, Scott Ambers?

 
HowAboutNo 2008-12-12 11:02:58 AM  
Next thing you know, he'll be wearing a CHEESE HELMET:

edition.cnn.com

 
johneee 2008-12-12 11:05:57 AM  
...which would explain Stephen Harper's hair-helmet too, so I'm ready to buy this explanation based on available correlative evidence.

 
Phil Herup 2008-12-12 11:06:50 AM  
Arkanaut: Blagojevich doesn't hold a candle to James Traficant:

upload.wikimedia.org

Almost forgot about that gem. Traficant was the shcnizzle of narcissism and bad hair.

 
jheard 2008-12-12 11:14:48 AM  
Is that a squirrel on your head or are you just happy to see me?

cdn-www.cracked.com

 
Christian Bale 2008-12-12 11:16:53 AM  
That's funny...I was telling a friend the other day "you can tell that guy was a crook from his hair"

 
jheard 2008-12-12 11:18:32 AM  
photos.upi.com

/just jealous

 
barneyfifesbullet 2008-12-12 11:30:23 AM  
i240.photobucket.com

 
tarheel07 2008-12-12 11:57:27 AM  
cornellcollege.eduwww.ontheissues.org

Brother?

 
Mongo cut wood 2008-12-12 12:16:31 PM  
I keep picturing him with an Afro when he was younger. Can someone photoshop him with one. I bet it would be hilarious. Maybe some blackface and a caption of him playing the race card.

 
LewDux 2008-12-12 12:54:35 PM  
lexx.ufo.ru

 
pacochu 2008-12-12 01:06:01 PM  
I never knew those little Lego guys were such hair design icons.

 
gunther_bumpass 2008-12-12 01:19:06 PM  
-cut to interior of San Francisco city hall
-CU of GAVIN NEWSOM, trying in vain to muss his own hair
before anyone catches on.

 
Mad Canadian 2008-12-12 01:28:39 PM  
Came for the James Traficant references, left satisfied.

/When's he get out of jail?

 
Farkin'round 2008-12-12 01:35:41 PM  
schatzie: I wonder what his hair is actually made of, because it doesn't seem to be of terrestrial origin.

More info regarding that at: Link (new window)

 
Farkin'round 2008-12-12 01:44:43 PM  
Mongo cut wood: I keep picturing him with an Afro when he was younger. Can someone photoshop him with one. I bet it would be hilarious. Maybe some blackface and a caption of him playing the race card.

I don't photoshop, but came a pic with him wearing a rainbow afro:

home.mchsi.com

 
jheard 2008-12-12 02:13:43 PM  
www.nndb.com

 
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