The dangers of marijuana include:

-Increased appetite
-Ability to cope with cancer and debilitating diseases
-The ability of fingers to touch everything... but themselves
-Causes fingers to fing
-Retarded comments on the internet
-Uncontrollable laughter

I thought it was in right ascension...

I wish he understood a dictionary.

Drug usury? Like, I'll give you 1 gram of coke today for 1.5 grams tomorrow?

it's not surprising, the fed cut the interest rate on most drugs because of the recession

enormous challenges remain in convincing young people about the dangers of marijuana

Maybe if we denied them an education completely they'd be stupid enough to fall for "the evils of marijuana" gag.

Marcus Aurelius: enormous challenges remain in convincing young people about the dangers of marijuana

it's hard to convince people of things you can't substantiate.

I'm glad to hear that teens are getting smart and limiting themselves to nice, "safe," taxable drugs like caffeine and nicotine.

Don't smoke pot, kids, but have all the Redbull and Camels you can afford. Your tax dollars are needed so we can bailout all the rich people.

burndtdan: it's hard to convince people of things you can't substantiate.

If there's one thing that the Bush administration is any good at, it's convincing people of things that they can't substantiate.

burndtdan: Marcus Aurelius: enormous challenges remain in convincing young people about the dangers of marijuana

it's hard to convince people of things you can't substantiate.

I see you haven't met 26% or so of our population.

Drug Usury.

Hey I like that concept. Drug lending at high interest rates.

/get it?

absoluteparanoia: The dangers of marijuana include:

-Increased appetite
-Ability to cope with cancer and debilitating diseases
-The ability of fingers to touch everything... but themselves
-Causes fingers to fing
-Retarded comments on the internet
-Uncontrollable laughter

Second comment WIN.

Seriously, as soon as someone tells me what exactly the dangers of marijuana are (beyond the dangers of smoking in general), I'll stop believing it should be legalized.

Mordant: I see you haven't met 26% or so of our population.

Oh come on, way more than that believe Jesus is their savior.

absoluteparanoia: The dangers of marijuana include:

-The ability of fingers to touch everything... but themselves

They call them fingers, but I never see them fing?

Oh wait, there they go...

Of course he understands addiction. He is one.


/One good malapropism deserves another.

Wolf Blitzer is a Substitute Teacher: Seriously, as soon as someone tells me what exactly the dangers of marijuana are (beyond the dangers of smoking in general), I'll stop believing it should be legalized.

One of the most serious dangers of smoking marijuana (or "Mary Jane" as the kids call it) is a fixation on Wolf Blitzer.

Unfortunately all those years of drug usury are going to require a bailout of the illegal drug market from the government. The tweek-head on the corner who goes by "tron" is going to need at least $7 Billion or most of the the high school and college students in the area will lose their primary source of income including a disproportionate number of minorities. The resulting depression could destroy the entire Earth and a substantial portion of Mars.

Of course drug addiction/use is on the decline: He's almost out of office. Now young people can have a little hope instead of having a war-crazed, lying, stealing, Armageddon wanting, economy destroying, f*cked-in-the-head administration in the White House.

glenlivid: Of course drug addiction/use is on the decline: He's almost out of office. Now young people can have a little hope instead of having a war-crazed, lying, stealing, Armageddon wanting, economy destroying, f*cked-in-the-head administration in the White House.

Nah, the country is so farked up right now that the intoxicant market is booming! It's a major growth industry. Invest accordingly.

Psylence: glenlivid: Of course drug addiction/use is on the decline: He's almost out of office. Now young people can have a little hope instead of having a war-crazed, lying, stealing, Armageddon wanting, economy destroying, f*cked-in-the-head administration in the White House.

Nah, the country is so farked up right now that the intoxicant market is booming! It's a major growth industry. Invest accordingly.

I do. Daily.

Ed Finnerty: One of the most serious dangers of smoking marijuana (or "Mary Jane" as the kids call it) is a fixation on Wolf Blitzer.




I'm not quite sure Jerry Garcia's dead. I think he may have just switched careers.

Yeah .... now perscription drugs finally rule the world!

/wait, what?

The Bush Administration has replaced these teens' marijuana with Kool-Aid. Let's see if they notice the difference.

Wolf Blitzer is a Substitute Teacher:
Seriously, as soon as someone tells me what exactly the dangers of marijuana are (beyond the dangers of smoking in general), I'll stop believing it should be legalized.

B-b-b-b-but if it gets legalized, it could be taxed, and usage will be cut down, which means we may be getting money, but not as much as druggies posting bail $200k at a time!

/sorry, lemme recalibrate...

absoluteparanoia: The dangers of marijuana include:

-Increased appetite
-Ability to cope with cancer and debilitating diseases
-The ability of fingers to touch everything... but themselves
-Causes fingers to fing
-Retarded comments on the internet
-Uncontrollable laughter

You left out orange fingers after eating all the Cheetos.

kagemaru026: Wolf Blitzer is a Substitute Teacher:
Seriously, as soon as someone tells me what exactly the dangers of marijuana are (beyond the dangers of smoking in general), I'll stop believing it should be legalized.

B-b-b-b-but if it gets legalized, it could be taxed, and usage will be cut down, which means we may be getting money, but not as much as druggies posting bail $200k at a time!

/sorry, lemme recalibrate...

Your economics is probably incorrect. Legalization will up the supply, market will be flooded, prices will drop.

absoluteparanoia: The dangers of marijuana include:

-Increased appetite
-Ability to cope with cancer and debilitating diseases
-The ability of fingers to touch everything... but themselves
-Causes fingers to fing
-Retarded comments on the internet
-Uncontrollable laughter



For the win.
/couldn't find bigger

Wasn't Obama a cokehead for a while?

/just sayin'

32.4 percent of 12th-graders reported using marijuana over the past year.

To anyone with common sense, this would be a sign that:

(a) Smoking pot isn't that harmful.
(b) Teenagers like smoking pot

Unfortunately, I'm betting Obama has no common sense.

Superjoe: absoluteparanoia: The dangers of marijuana include:

-Increased appetite
-Ability to cope with cancer and debilitating diseases
-The ability of fingers to touch everything... but themselves
-Causes fingers to fing
-Retarded comments on the internet
-Uncontrollable laughter

You left out orange fingers after eating all the Cheetos.

I've actually been binging on chili cheeseburgers at Wienerschnitzel lately. They blow Cheetos out of the water.

xtragrind: Wasn't Obama a cokehead for a while?

/just sayin'


What of it?

Guilty of usery on the way to work this morning. Also at lunch. Further usery pending

just legalize it!

Wolf Blitzer is a Substitute Teacher: Ed Finnerty: One of the most serious dangers of smoking marijuana (or "Mary Jane" as the kids call it) is a fixation on Wolf Blitzer.

I'm not quite sure Jerry Garcia's dead. I think he may have just switched careers.

Damn You! You are messing with my youthful memories. Now we gotta get Wolfie to sing for The Dead(tm) this summer. God knows it would be much better than that Joan Osbourne biath. (if god was one of us he would kill her, I have no doubt)

On an article related note. I work at a university and I believe that the numbers would be down. These kids don't do "drugs", as they are bad. Thus, I can't score a good bag of grass at a reasonable price. Though, these non-drug doin' kids can hook me up with some top notch Pharmies, even the Oxy and such. Its a good thing they aren't into drugs.

moar funny pictures

xtragrind: Wasn't Obama a cokehead for a while?

/just sayin'

From his own accounts I think cokehead would be a little too strong. Just going to a few Dead shows does not make you a Deadhead. I am looking at you Mann Coulter.

xtragrind: Wasn't Obama a cokehead for a while?

/just sayin'

I want to see documentation that Bush was never a cokehead. Uploaded copies are not good enough.

Bush and his people understand addiction quite well. That's why that Sticking Leeches On Myself (pops) ad worked exactly like they intended.

/not
//I just like any excuse to bring up that retarded commercial

IXI Jim IXI: xtragrind: Wasn't Obama a cokehead for a while?

/just sayin'

I want to see documentation that Bush was never a cokehead. Uploaded copies are not good enough.

How would one do that? Would not documentation only be in the form of a conformation that he had done coke.

Would you demand to include documentation that he was never a wife-beater?

Not saying that I don't think Bush was a blow-monkey, pretty sure he was.

Don't get all "well what about your guy?" with trolls. It, it, feeds them. Just address their BS as such and put the argument down or just put them on ignore.

IXI Jim IXI:

Hold on, I have an idea:

Spinal tap for Bush to see if he ever did coke. Who knows if it would work, but it would be fun to make that SOB go through that procedure. :)

SixPaperJoint: Would you demand to include documentation that he was never a wife-beater?

Nah...that's for someone else:

IXI Jim IXI:

The coffee. It went out of something it should not.

Great pic! Even has Vic from the Shield too. Awesome.

burndtdan: Marcus Aurelius: enormous challenges remain in convincing young people about the dangers of marijuana

it's hard to convince people of things you can't substantiate.

he did it three times in a row. I'd say he's pretty damn good at it.

I did not read the whole article but it looks like they are only arguing overall drug usage, which means that is people using LSD and Ketamine dropped significantly they could easily inflate these numbers to make it look like the number of teens smoking pot has dropped. I highly doubt those numbers have dropped.

Wolf Blitzer is a Substitute Teacher: absoluteparanoia: The dangers of marijuana include:

-Increased appetite
-Ability to cope with cancer and debilitating diseases
-The ability of fingers to touch everything... but themselves
-Causes fingers to fing
-Retarded comments on the internet
-Uncontrollable laughter

Second comment WIN.

Seriously, as soon as someone tells me what exactly the dangers of marijuana are (beyond the dangers of smoking in general), I'll stop believing it should be legalized.

#1 would be going to prison

Wolf Blitzer is a Substitute Teacher: I'm not quite sure Jerry Garcia's dead. I think he may have just switched careers.

Holy crap! I never noticed that before. Maybe you're right.

I'm sure Obama understands addiction as well. I think he's still battling to put down the cowboy killers for good.

Wolf Blitzer is a Substitute Teacher: kagemaru026: Wolf Blitzer is a Substitute Teacher:
Seriously, as soon as someone tells me what exactly the dangers of marijuana are (beyond the dangers of smoking in general), I'll stop believing it should be legalized.

B-b-b-b-but if it gets legalized, it could be taxed, and usage will be cut down, which means we may be getting money, but not as much as druggies posting bail $200k at a time!

/sorry, lemme recalibrate...

Your economics is probably incorrect. Legalization will up the supply, market will be flooded, prices will drop.

yeah, sarcasmeter was off. setting to stun.

moothemagiccow: Wolf Blitzer is a Substitute Teacher: absoluteparanoia: The dangers of marijuana include:

-Increased appetite
-Ability to cope with cancer and debilitating diseases
-The ability of fingers to touch everything... but themselves
-Causes fingers to fing
-Retarded comments on the internet
-Uncontrollable laughter

Second comment WIN.

Seriously, as soon as someone tells me what exactly the dangers of marijuana are (beyond the dangers of smoking in general), I'll stop believing it should be legalized.

#1 would be going to prison

You must be new to the concept of tautologies.