Soon the city will be mine and Viggo's well mostly Viggo's.

She's good looking enough, couldn't she have married someone with a little more talent, like Usher?

/The dude can dance like it's nobody's business

"Congratulations! It's mmmmBoy!"

He's my age and has 4 kids? Sounds like a mmmmmWelfare Case to me.

Tr0mBoNe: He's my age and has 4 kids? Sounds like a mmmmmWelfare Case to me.

Alot of mouths to feed for a one-hit wonder.

Wait, Taylor Hanson is a chick, right?

Seriously?

Tom_Slick: Soon the city will be mine and Viggo's well mostly Viggo's.

i, at least, applaud you.

Okay, that is quite possibly the nerdiest I have ever heard.

"If we cannot pass over the mountain, let us go under it! Let us go through the mines of Moria!"

Tr0mBoNe: He's my age and has 4 kids? Sounds like a mmmmmWelfare Case to me.

just MMMormon.

RevLovejoy: Wait, Taylor Hanson is a chick, right?

Seriously?
GIGGITY

Diogenes: Tr0mBoNe: He's my age and has 4 kids? Sounds like a mmmmmWelfare Case to me.

Alot of mouths to feed for a one-hit wonder.

a one hit wonder whose band is still selling out mid-sized venues on their current tour

Aragorn (Viggo Mortensen) + Mines of Moria = nerd name.

Derwood: Diogenes: Tr0mBoNe: He's my age and has 4 kids? Sounds like a mmmmmWelfare Case to me.

Alot of mouths to feed for a one-hit wonder.

a one hit wonder whose band is still selling out mid-sized venues on their current tour

It's true. I'm not partial to their music, but they are talented (at least they write (most of) their own music and play their own instruments).

Stupid has-been. He better get some revenue to support his MMMbrood. He a jobby job!

I was long since grown when Hanson made the charts so Im really getting a kick out of these replies. You may think you are disguising the fact that you had their poster on your wall and every issue of Tiger Beat with them on the cover but trust me, youre not.

/liked the Twisted Sister 'weer not gunna take it' video
//corniness is timeless

It's VIGO!

Will he love the new baby better than Ezra?

Why, in this day and age, are people still having multiple children?! It makes NO sense, no sense at all.

/ducks

darch: Why, in this day and age, are people still having multiple children?! It makes NO sense, no sense at all.

/ducks

Because the desire to engage in the activity by which a species procreates is one of the strongest instincts?

degreeless: Because the desire to engage in the activity by which a species procreates is one of the strongest instincts?

mormons having children by accident? please...


adopt if you love kids so much.

Maybe he should get a mmmvasectomy or at least wear a farking mmmmcondom

Farking breeder.

thegod082: Will he love the new baby better than Ezra?

bah dum CHHH

they should mmmstop before her vagina is mmmshot

/it's not an mmmclowncar

//i shhh now

I've got some people like this in my life, aggravates the hell out of me. Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

I think Joe Rogan said it well when he said, "The dumb ones are out-farking the smart ones."

One of his children is named River. I wonder if he's going to push him to busk and sing christian songs on street corners before forcing him to be a Hollywood actor/TigerBeat heartthrob?

ZombieStreetCred: One of his children is named River. I wonder if he's going to push him to busk and sing christian songs on street corners before forcing him to be a Hollywood actor/TigerBeat heartthrob?


I see what you did there.

Also, just like everyone else in the family (save for Zac), he will go by his middle name.

Also, Nat: it's a vagina, not a clown car.

/this thread needs wedding photos with a shotgun behind Taylors back

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: She's good looking enough, couldn't she have married someone with a little more talent, like Usher?

/The dude can dance like it's nobody's business

Funny you said that, his wife is from Atlanta too

Hanson needs to take a few literature courses or something.

Their lyrics are infuriatingly terrible; like 15 year olds wrote it in 10 mins for an assignment.

Viggo is a boy's name. Moriah is a girl's name.

This is bound to turn out well.

Then again, I always thought that girl in Hanson was sort of cute.

Taylor Hanson' not a girl?

Oh God... the magazines... Oh God