I'm going to buy the set of commemorative pepper shakers when they come out.

The inauguration is going to be just like when John Malcovich got inside his own head in "Being John Malcovich" except everyone Obama Obama Obama. Obama! Obama Obama.

/Obama.

And the 40-ouncer's will flow.

Seriously? Is this out of the ordinary? Seems like a bit much...

If he's doing this just to annoy the piss outta Rush Limbaugh, then i'm ok with it.

Hell, I think we should give him a month. He has to fix more shiat than any president in the past 50 years.

including a day of service to commemorate the Martin Luther King Jr. holiday on the eve of the Jan. 20 swearing-in ceremony.

Other activities include a public kickoff on Jan. 18 to welcome visitors to the nation's capital and a prayer service on Jan. 21, the day after Obama takes the oath.

LOL! HES TEH CHOSEN ONE! HE IS TEH MESSIAH! LOOLOLLOL!!!

Awsome, I have an excuse to drink for 4 days straight.

The ghost of William Henry Harrison advises against the idea of a long inauguration period.

It's the equivalent to a business hanging an "Under New Management" sign. Leave it up a long time. You want to make sure EVERYBODY knows they're rid of the last bastard who ran the place into the ground.

As long as the entire country remains a free speech zone, he can do whatever he wants

I want him to declare 100 days of games.

Sinister Steve: The ghost of William Henry Harrison advises against the idea of a long inauguration period.

That's only because he's jealous since he wasn't able to celebrate his inauguration beyond a couple months.

musashi1600: That's only because he's jealous since he wasn't able to celebrate his inauguration beyond a couple months.

FTFM.

I'm hoping he brings back gladiators!

I shall grow strong on 4 years of right-winger tears and sadness.

Weaver95: If he's doing this just to annoy the piss outta Rush Limbaugh, then i'm ok with it.

Sorry. Barry gave a new lease on life to all AM talkers.

Niggra's gittin' uppity, eh subby?

Hiro's Protagonist:

Ando?

Big deal. Good for him...

There's a new sheriff in town.

Hiro Nakamura: Hiro's Protagonist:

Ando?


I come from 1992

Damn it, I was too late. Should have submitted mine earlier:

Obama set to party like it's 1865

He's gonna give the assassins 3 more days?

At least he isn't going on vacation for the first 4 months of his presidency like some other jackass.

Boy, it sure is quiet on here before the league of fail wakes up.

It's kinda nice :)

A little much. I'd want an explanation on this one.

The RIchest Man in Babylon: Boy, it sure is quiet on here before the league of fail wakes up.

It's kinda nice :)

Yes but it's less amusing.

Control_this: It's the equivalent to a business hanging an "Under New Management" sign. Leave it up a long time. You want to make sure EVERYBODY knows they're rid of the last bastard who ran the place into the ground.

QFT

Are some people surprised that the new President isn't hated so much already that he needs to lock himself in a bullet proof limo while blocks and blocks of protesters throw old fruit and lettuce at him?

Ahh good times...

Dude, you better get your season pass to the Hippodrome and Coluseum before they sell out. You don't want to miss the games celebrateing our new Emporer.

The right wing angst is delicious here!

Sinister Steve: The ghost of William Henry Harrison advises against the idea of a long inauguration period.

Obama shakes a bottle of antibiotics at Harrison's ghost and laughs.

FTA - Other activities include a public kickoff on Jan. 18 to welcome visitors to the nation's capital and a prayer service on Jan. 21, the day after Obama takes the oath.

Why is Obama bringing religion into the office???? Where is the Fark outrage at this fundie attempt to make the US Presidency an theocracy??

/Yes, trolling a bit but a lot of you Farkers deserve to have your hypocrisy pointed out to you.

Phil Moskowitz: I want him to declare 100 days of games.

I came here to say that. Thank you.

eight years of butt-hurt wingnuts. this is gonna be delicious.

Followed by the People's five year plan for economic prosperity and free unicorns.

Quit complaining. Cults of personality take time and effort!

4 days? Why the change? 1 day has been good enough for 200 years, this inauguration is no different.

/approve

Phil Moskowitz: I want him to declare 100 days of games.

Only if we can lock Dick Cheney and Joe the Plumber in a room and have them fight to the death.


/what?

And might I point out that January 22, there will be a raging party thrown by the Delta Tau Delta chapter at George Washington in honor of our new president.

Needlessly Complicated: Phil Moskowitz: I want him to declare 100 days of games.

Only if we can lock Dick Cheney and Joe the Plumber in a room and have them fight to the death.

/what?

Dick would win in a matter of minutes, if not seconds

Obama to stretch inauguration into four days of events, followed by 6-week commemoration of inauguration, capped off with yearlong tribute to 6-week commemoration of inauguration

Hasn't the Republican party been holding a seven year tribute to 9/11? I mean I'm Republican and I'm sick of it.

Gunny Walker: Obama to stretch inauguration into four days of events, followed by 6-week commemoration of inauguration, capped off with yearlong tribute to 6-week commemoration of inauguration

Hasn't the Republican party been holding a seven year tribute to 9/11? I mean I'm Republican and I'm sick of it.

Nevar Forget means NEVAR! Why do you hate our freedoms?

As long as I can rent out my house for $2500 per day to tourists, I'm all for making the inauguration as long as he wants it to be. I'll be spending my loot at the DC bars, which will be open until 5 am that week. ;)

Ed Finnerty: Nevar Forget means NEVAR! Why do you hate our freedoms?

I'm still too busy staying angry at the Spanish for sinking the Maine.

When do we put up the statue?


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9e/Stalin_statue_in_Gori.jpg

Let's find out a swell spot for his grave, too, while we're at it.

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/007e8KE3hO2xN/610x.jpg

i r fail these r the pics