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(USA Today) Obvious Obama to stretch inauguration into four days of events, followed by 6-week commemoration of inauguration, capped off with yearlong tribute to 6-week commemoration of inauguration   (usatoday.com) divider line 51
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Javacrucian [TotalFark] 2008-12-11 02:52:57 AM  
I'm going to buy the set of commemorative pepper shakers when they come out.

 
DarthBrooks [TotalFark] 2008-12-11 03:07:24 AM  
The inauguration is going to be just like when John Malcovich got inside his own head in "Being John Malcovich" except everyone Obama Obama Obama. Obama! Obama Obama.

/Obama.

 
bigpeeler [TotalFark] 2008-12-11 03:16:24 AM  
And the 40-ouncer's will flow.

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-12-11 03:25:37 AM  
Seriously? Is this out of the ordinary? Seems like a bit much...

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2008-12-11 03:25:53 AM  
If he's doing this just to annoy the piss outta Rush Limbaugh, then i'm ok with it.

 
queezyweezel 2008-12-11 03:37:07 AM  
Hell, I think we should give him a month. He has to fix more shiat than any president in the past 50 years.

 
log_jammin [TotalFark] 2008-12-11 03:58:18 AM  
including a day of service to commemorate the Martin Luther King Jr. holiday on the eve of the Jan. 20 swearing-in ceremony.

Other activities include a public kickoff on Jan. 18 to welcome visitors to the nation's capital and a prayer service on Jan. 21, the day after Obama takes the oath.


LOL! HES TEH CHOSEN ONE! HE IS TEH MESSIAH! LOOLOLLOL!!!

 
gigamortis [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-12-11 04:12:44 AM  
Awsome, I have an excuse to drink for 4 days straight.

 
Sinister Steve [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-12-11 04:59:24 AM  
The ghost of William Henry Harrison advises against the idea of a long inauguration period.

 
Control_this [TotalFark] 2008-12-11 06:18:21 AM  
It's the equivalent to a business hanging an "Under New Management" sign. Leave it up a long time. You want to make sure EVERYBODY knows they're rid of the last bastard who ran the place into the ground.

 
Hiro's Protagonist 2008-12-11 06:22:22 AM  
As long as the entire country remains a free speech zone, he can do whatever he wants

 
Phil Moskowitz 2008-12-11 06:39:04 AM  
I want him to declare 100 days of games.

 
musashi1600 2008-12-11 06:39:56 AM  
Sinister Steve: The ghost of William Henry Harrison advises against the idea of a long inauguration period.

That's only because he's jealous since he wasn't able to celebrate his inauguration beyond a couple months.

 
musashi1600 2008-12-11 06:42:07 AM  
musashi1600: That's only because he's jealous since he wasn't able to celebrate his inauguration beyond a couple months.

FTFM.

 
Tat'dGreaser [TotalFark] 2008-12-11 06:56:41 AM  

 
The Drawing Board 2008-12-11 07:01:38 AM  
I'm hoping he brings back gladiators!

 
Andric 2008-12-11 07:05:42 AM  
I shall grow strong on 4 years of right-winger tears and sadness.

 
michaeld5 2008-12-11 07:11:20 AM  
Weaver95: If he's doing this just to annoy the piss outta Rush Limbaugh, then i'm ok with it.

Sorry. Barry gave a new lease on life to all AM talkers.

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Klingon Penis 2008-12-11 07:13:16 AM  
Niggra's gittin' uppity, eh subby?

 
Hiro Nakamura [TotalFark] 2008-12-11 07:25:56 AM  

 
keylock71 2008-12-11 07:26:56 AM  
Big deal. Good for him...

There's a new sheriff in town.

 
Hiro's Protagonist 2008-12-11 07:31:52 AM  
Hiro Nakamura: Hiro's Protagonist:

Ando?


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I come from 1992

 
Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude [TotalFark] 2008-12-11 07:39:51 AM  
Damn it, I was too late. Should have submitted mine earlier:

Obama set to party like it's 1865

 
Hobodeluxe [TotalFark] 2008-12-11 07:40:45 AM  
www.thehollywoodgossip.com



Celebrate good times,come on! (Let's celebrate)
Celebrate good times, come on! (Let's celebrate)

There's a party goin' on right here
A celebration to last throughout the years
So bring your good times, and your laughter too
We gonna celebrate your party with you

Come on now

Celebration
Let's all celebrate and have a good time
Celebration
We gonna celebrate and have a good time

 
shirtsbyeric 2008-12-11 07:50:41 AM  
He's gonna give the assassins 3 more days?

 
Jpud73 2008-12-11 07:55:23 AM  
At least he isn't going on vacation for the first 4 months of his presidency like some other jackass.

 
The RIchest Man in Babylon 2008-12-11 08:16:38 AM  
Boy, it sure is quiet on here before the league of fail wakes up.

It's kinda nice :)

 
Nudge 2008-12-11 08:17:40 AM  
A little much. I'd want an explanation on this one.

 
Ed Finnerty 2008-12-11 08:25:14 AM  
The RIchest Man in Babylon: Boy, it sure is quiet on here before the league of fail wakes up.

It's kinda nice :)


Yes but it's less amusing.

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Space_Poet 2008-12-11 08:26:00 AM  
Control_this: It's the equivalent to a business hanging an "Under New Management" sign. Leave it up a long time. You want to make sure EVERYBODY knows they're rid of the last bastard who ran the place into the ground.

QFT

Are some people surprised that the new President isn't hated so much already that he needs to lock himself in a bullet proof limo while blocks and blocks of protesters throw old fruit and lettuce at him?

Ahh good times...

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Galen_Rasputin 2008-12-11 08:31:14 AM  
Dude, you better get your season pass to the Hippodrome and Coluseum before they sell out. You don't want to miss the games celebrateing our new Emporer.

 
jcooli09 2008-12-11 08:35:18 AM  
The right wing angst is delicious here!

 
matt2891 2008-12-11 08:53:38 AM  
Sinister Steve: The ghost of William Henry Harrison advises against the idea of a long inauguration period.

Obama shakes a bottle of antibiotics at Harrison's ghost and laughs.

 
Office Ninja 2008-12-11 08:55:46 AM  
FTA - Other activities include a public kickoff on Jan. 18 to welcome visitors to the nation's capital and a prayer service on Jan. 21, the day after Obama takes the oath.

Why is Obama bringing religion into the office???? Where is the Fark outrage at this fundie attempt to make the US Presidency an theocracy??

/Yes, trolling a bit but a lot of you Farkers deserve to have your hypocrisy pointed out to you.

 
Cauchy_Riemann_equations 2008-12-11 09:05:16 AM  
Phil Moskowitz: I want him to declare 100 days of games.

I came here to say that. Thank you.

 
FlashHarry [TotalFark] 2008-12-11 09:20:13 AM  
eight years of butt-hurt wingnuts. this is gonna be delicious.

 
DeadZone 2008-12-11 10:10:14 AM  
Followed by the People's five year plan for economic prosperity and free unicorns.

 
Silly_Sot 2008-12-11 10:47:13 AM  
Quit complaining. Cults of personality take time and effort!

 
MyRandomName 2008-12-11 10:52:00 AM  
4 days? Why the change? 1 day has been good enough for 200 years, this inauguration is no different.

 
barneyfifesbullet 2008-12-11 11:00:48 AM  
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kagemaru026 [TotalFark] 2008-12-11 11:20:52 AM  
www.dublins98.ie

/approve

 
Needlessly Complicated 2008-12-11 11:46:19 AM  
Phil Moskowitz: I want him to declare 100 days of games.

Only if we can lock Dick Cheney and Joe the Plumber in a room and have them fight to the death.


/what?

 
Wolf Blitzer is a Substitute Teacher 2008-12-11 11:52:19 AM  
And might I point out that January 22, there will be a raging party thrown by the Delta Tau Delta chapter at George Washington in honor of our new president.

 
queezyweezel 2008-12-11 11:57:13 AM  
Needlessly Complicated: Phil Moskowitz: I want him to declare 100 days of games.

Only if we can lock Dick Cheney and Joe the Plumber in a room and have them fight to the death.

/what?


Dick would win in a matter of minutes, if not seconds

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Gunny Walker 2008-12-11 12:14:19 PM  
Obama to stretch inauguration into four days of events, followed by 6-week commemoration of inauguration, capped off with yearlong tribute to 6-week commemoration of inauguration

Hasn't the Republican party been holding a seven year tribute to 9/11? I mean I'm Republican and I'm sick of it.

 
Ed Finnerty 2008-12-11 12:51:23 PM  
Gunny Walker: Obama to stretch inauguration into four days of events, followed by 6-week commemoration of inauguration, capped off with yearlong tribute to 6-week commemoration of inauguration

Hasn't the Republican party been holding a seven year tribute to 9/11? I mean I'm Republican and I'm sick of it.


Nevar Forget means NEVAR! Why do you hate our freedoms?

 
Leopold Stotch 2008-12-11 01:15:56 PM  
As long as I can rent out my house for $2500 per day to tourists, I'm all for making the inauguration as long as he wants it to be. I'll be spending my loot at the DC bars, which will be open until 5 am that week. ;)

 
Sum Dum Gai 2008-12-11 04:15:17 PM  
Ed Finnerty: Nevar Forget means NEVAR! Why do you hate our freedoms?

I'm still too busy staying angry at the Spanish for sinking the Maine.

 
Bhasayate [TotalFark] 2008-12-11 11:50:51 PM  
When do we put up the statue?


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9e/Stalin_statue_in_Gori.jpg

Let's find out a swell spot for his grave, too, while we're at it.

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/007e8KE3hO2xN/610x.jpg

 
Bhasayate [TotalFark] 2008-12-11 11:51:39 PM  
cache.daylife.com

upload.wikimedia.org


i r fail these r the pics

 
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