p?

I feel so sympathetic for this amazing human being, and his excellent music.

Being a classy dresser is no indication of actually possessing class.

Stay classy, Sean.

P. Diddy is a great man.

i dont care about the motives, losing the diamonds is a good thing and i others follow his lead. nothing looks more retarded than a guy wearing 20lbs of jewelry.

He is so stupid, I'm suprised he isn't a Republican.

Didn't Mister T. already do this a while ago?

If you asked me to think of a bigger douche than P. Diddy, I'd be hard pressed. What a douche. Aren't his 15 minutes up yet?

Good. He was about to OG.

"Its time for me to take off my bling. Roberto take this bling off and shoot it for good measure!"

/i could see him say that

So Bush has stopped playing golf for the troops and Sean Combs has stopped wearing jewelry for the poor people. What have you useless doucheburgers done for humanity lately?

Karma Chameleon: So Bush has stopped playing golf for the troops and Sean Combs has stopped wearing jewelry for the poor people. What have you useless doucheburgers done for humanity lately?

I visited Fark. It's the least I could do.

Karma Chameleon: So Bush has stopped playing golf for the troops and Sean Combs has stopped wearing jewelry for the poor people. What have you useless doucheburgers done for humanity lately?

I've donated a few dented cans of beats to the food pantry. And a couple of cans with no labels. And I took a piece of paper off the charlie brown tree that says some poor kid wants a bike. I'm thinking of getting him some socks instead.

Tis the season!

Please... this guy is so hard up on cash he was doing Burger King commercials (wearing dark sunglass indoors.. perhaps his bling was blinding him).

Anyways, I'm not sure who is the bigger douche: It's a tie between P.Diddy, Puff Daddy, Diddy, or that ultimate in douches Sean Combs.

Fat Horny Black and Joe: If you asked me to think of a bigger douche than P. Diddy, I'd be hard pressed. What a douche. Aren't his 15 minutes up yet?

Two words.....Kanye West

DubyaHater: Fat Horny Black and Joe: If you asked me to think of a bigger douche than P. Diddy, I'd be hard pressed. What a douche. Aren't his 15 minutes up yet?

Two words.....Kanye West

Seconded. The two men, by themselves, are a whirlwind of douche.

Someone get Public Enemy back together, ferchrissakes.

Take that, take that!!

/uh- huh, yeah!

He is so stupid, I'm suprised he isn't a Democrat.

What do you expect? Fast-money-obsessed hip hop culture oozes with contempt for actual poor people (aka "broke-ass ni**ers" in the words of one classy song), including all the ghetto-rich ones who are making themselves poorer trying to emulate their rap idols.

He's so stupid, I'm surprised he isn't your dad.

It seems more and more like being a delusional egomaniac is a requirement for being a successful rapper.

TommyBahama: i dont care about the motives, losing the diamonds is a good thing and i others follow his lead. nothing looks more retarded than a guy wearing 20lbs of jewelry.

Could you look at P.Diddy and tell which candidate he voted for if you had never heard him speak?

Takes off bling due to economic hardship$ - tran$lation

"hey, don't rob my a$$ cuz I got nuttin on me, B*tche$"

I was thinking it would be a great gift if he ......fell of the face of the earth never to be seen or heard from again.

Hey P. Doody, Diddy, what ever the fark you are calling yourself these days... Who cares! You are well on your way to being a nobody anyhow....

SLADE: I was thinking it would be a great gift if he ......fell of the face of the earth never to be seen or heard from again.

/I was about to say something along the lines of "I wish he would eat a bullet and go away" but that might be too harsh....

I'm a humanitarian and my elderly neighbor is starving to death, so I have decided to stop eating in front of him.

nopokerface: Good. He was about to OG.

You win, thread over. I lol'd, and I will likely use that joke in real life.

What a pompous douchebag. Oh, and he's stupid, too.

DjangoStonereaver: He is so stupid, I'm suprised he isn't a Republican.

You must be a bridge troll. Kinda fat, stupid and easly distracted.
//not a republican
//You are a troll

I find Diddy rather shallow but not pedantic.

/because he's a full retard moran.

I don't get this whole "we're in a recession so we can't show that we aren't broke out of courtesy for those who are broke" attitude.

While I've never been one for flashy logos, I've actually heard people say that they won't carry a flashier Louis Vuitton bag but will instead purchase a more discreet Zac Posen bag (same price) because of the "recession." I just don't get it... I say, wear what you want and make sure you give more than usual in charitable contributions this year.

I AM KING
(but I ain't got no bling)

What an austere, reserved, humble and modest young man.


/jackass
//linking? in my interwebs? its more likely that you think!

There is no larger gap between talent and success than P. Diddy or whatever the fark we are supposed to be calling him this week.

He's one step below the guy who is a childhood friend of a band who becomes a manager, or as we say in the business, "friendager". No, Diddy is a special kind of hanger-on. This guy is not only a poster boy for opportunism (i.e. the gross profiteering following the death of Biggie Smalls), but actually tries to take credit for the crap that seems to continuously land in his lap - music that manages to be simultaneously mediocre and wildly successful with frightening consistency.

I won't even go into his ability to craft lyrics. It's an empty set.

His "producing" skills are the weakest, most tired examples of using the most obvious samples ever. More often, he appears as Executive Producer, which means he got his assistants - recruited from his own reality show on Mtv no less, to make enough phone calls to get the people in the room to record another saccharine audio turd.

When I see all of these killer up-and-coming producers who can't get a chance or, in the alternate, get the opportunity to sign a usurious deal that locks them up for enough time that even a platinum record (which is going the way of the dodo) won't recoup the puny advance received in consideration...while P. Diddy runs a group of reality show contestants around Manhattan for his amusement...

Well, obviously the effect is is really pisses me off.

That is all. F. Diddy

Karma Chameleon: So Bush has stopped playing golf for the troops and Sean Combs has stopped wearing jewelry for the poor people. What have you useless doucheburgers done for humanity lately?

I bought Christmas gifts for troubled teens in our area that are in foster homes.

How about you, ye who doth protest too much?

spyderz343: Takes off bling due to economic hardship$ - tran$lation

"hey, don't rob my a$$ cuz I got nuttin on me, B*tche$"

This.

africa is not amused.

Slam Dunkz: Karma Chameleon: So Bush has stopped playing golf for the troops and Sean Combs has stopped wearing jewelry for the poor people. What have you useless doucheburgers done for humanity lately?

I bought Christmas gifts for troubled teens in our area that are in foster homes.

How about you, ye who doth protest too much?

I now only masturbate once a day instead of two. I will now use that newly found free time to devise a murder-suicide plan for Kanye and Diddy.

He's so stupid, he must be black.

Hey, it's the least he could do.

Pesky_Humans: There is no larger gap between talent and success than P. Diddy or whatever the fark we are supposed to be calling him this week.

He's one step below the guy who is a childhood friend of a band who becomes a manager, or as we say in the business, "friendager". No, Diddy is a special kind of hanger-on. This guy is not only a poster boy for opportunism (i.e. the gross profiteering following the death of Biggie Smalls), but actually tries to take credit for the crap that seems to continuously land in his lap - music that manages to be simultaneously mediocre and wildly successful with frightening consistency.

I won't even go into his ability to craft lyrics. It's an empty set.

His "producing" skills are the weakest, most tired examples of using the most obvious samples ever. More often, he appears as Executive Producer, which means he got his assistants - recruited from his own reality show on Mtv no less, to make enough phone calls to get the people in the room to record another saccharine audio turd.

When I see all of these killer up-and-coming producers who can't get a chance or, in the alternate, get the opportunity to sign a usurious deal that locks them up for enough time that even a platinum record (which is going the way of the dodo) won't recoup the puny advance received in consideration...while P. Diddy runs a group of reality show contestants around Manhattan for his amusement...

Well, obviously the effect is is really pisses me off.

That is all. F. Diddy


Totally agree. For some reason I hold hope that his handlers will clean him out and leave him MC Hammer broke.

All mention of Sean Combs must now include "Who hasn't been relevant for almost a decade"

For example, this headline should read: "P. Diddy, who hasn't been relevant for almost a decade, decides to help those affected in these economic times..."

SLADE: DjangoStonereaver: He is so stupid, I'm suprised he isn't a Republican.

You must be a bridge troll. Kinda fat, stupid and easly distracted.
//not a republican
//You are a troll

I may be a troll, but at least I'm not a knock-off action figure:



On second thought: that is pretty cool.

You got me.

DjangoStonereaver: SLADE: DjangoStonereaver: He is so stupid, I'm suprised he isn't a Republican.

You must be a bridge troll. Kinda fat, stupid and easly distracted.
//not a republican
//You are a troll

I may be a troll, but at least I'm not a knock-off action figure:



On second thought: that is pretty cool.

You got me.

Ok you made me laugh and I WILL FOR EVER BE GRATEFUL FOR THIS!
Thank you :)

Barakku: I feel so sympathetic for this amazing human being, and his excellent music.

THIS!

What a dipshiat! P that is.

lastchancepowerdrive: I now only masturbate once a day instead of two. I will now use that newly found free time to devise a murder-suicide plan for Kanye and Diddy.

Plan A) Kanye shoots Diddy and then himself
Plan B) Diddy shoots Kanye and then himself

You may resume masturbating twice a day. You're welcome.

Translation: P. Diddy thinks that Kanye West is getting too much press.

Go fark yourself, Combs.

I thought he was called Diddly Doodly now.