Why do they say cull when they mean kill? Is it supposed to sound less barbaric?

/Leave my wild boar alone or I will cull your ass
//What do you call a dog with Wings?
///Linda

This isn't the first time someone has accused Paul of being a bore.

What do you call a three legged pig?

lajimi: Why do they say cull when they mean kill? Is it supposed to sound less barbaric?

"Culling the herd", as opposed to "Killing the herd".

It has its uses.

Can't a man be left alone at his house without his neighbors squealing on him to the cops.

Why is your pig missing one leg?

-Because a good pig like that, you don't eat all at once.

Why did Paul McCartney divorce Heather Mills?

Because she wooden leg go of the past!

Well, he'll be sorry. They are relentless engines of destruction. He needs to get some large predators if he won't be one.

Bacon!

He HAS pigs yet Heather is still around?

He MUST be a nice guy!

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I'm a Beatles fan, but I'm also one that knows Paul can be an asshat on occasion.

That having been said, he was out there keeping pigs and sheep long before those dopes started moving in. They knew what they were getting into.

So:

While I am a big opponent of hunting, I do feel that people outrank animals when it comes down to safety.

The best solution is that Paul takes some of his ocean of cash and uses it to start relocating them.

Boars alive, people safe.

/Heather Mills is a ho
//Had to be said
///Again

Macca is notoriously cheap, so, instead of buying expensive guard dogs, he has wild boars to police his grounds. It makes sense.

Date Rape Administrator: Solution: Land mines.

OK this is just full of win

had to go find it...

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ranfour: Approves

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shiat, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".