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(Contact Music) Dumbass Bon Jovi's lawyer charged with selling bogus financial statements, music   (contactmusic.com) divider line 12
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Valdes 2008-12-09 04:50:31 PM  
I don't get all the Bon Jovi hate. For decades they have been making snappy music loved by millions of people worldwide. At least they aren't a bunch of pretentious wankers, like say... Radiohead.

 
zvoidx 2008-12-09 05:00:31 PM  
came here to make Bon Jovi-related puns...

Like "Lay your handcuffs on me"
or "You give fraud a bad name"

it's just not working out.

 
Big Beef Burrito 2008-12-09 05:06:34 PM  
If Bon Jovi had stopped in the late 80's/early 90's, they could've enjoyed a bit of the same retro/ironic/cheesy-but-fun love that hair metal kinda gets these days.

But no, they kept putting out shiatty new music. They never gave anyone a chance to say "Hey, remember Bon Jovi?"

 
vernonFL [TotalFark] 2008-12-09 05:15:50 PM  
I don't care what anybody says, I love 'Runaway'. And Slippery When Wet is a classic.

 
bambi121899 2008-12-09 05:20:12 PM  
vernonFL: I don't care what anybody says, I love 'Runaway'. And Slippery When Wet is a classic.

We went to his concert back in March when I was 7 months pregnant. It was a good time and that's a fun song live, too.

He certainly can't sing "You Give Love a Bad Name" the way he used to, but it's still good.

/patiently waits for people to make fun of me

 
ukiah 2008-12-09 06:11:59 PM  
Valdes: I don't get all the Bon Jovi hate. For decades they have been making snappy music loved by millions of people worldwide.

If anyone has more than 500 fans you have to hate them, otherwise you aren't cool. That's the rule.

 
Sherjo311 2008-12-09 06:13:14 PM  
Bon Jovi's lawyer charged with selling bogus financial statements, music defending Bon Jovi

 
AspectRatio 2008-12-09 06:21:50 PM  
Sounds like he's wanted, dead or alive. If I were him I'd get one of those steel horses.

 
glassa 2008-12-09 06:53:52 PM  
Jon is beyond yummy!

Waiting for pics.
In my bunk

 
Limeade 2008-12-09 11:43:00 PM  
I am in denial of most of the Bon Jovi that happened after "New Jersey".

 
wrapitup 2008-12-10 12:01:33 PM  
Limeade: I am in denial of most of the Bon Jovi that happened after "New Jersey".

This!

 
purple helmet 2008-12-10 02:46:49 PM  
Their last 2 albums have been some of their best stuff. Accept it. Lost Highway is awesome.

 
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