What, new pussy? Can't.

I just want yoah ex-tra time and yoah--

KEEEYUSS!!!!!

Think I better dance now!

MaxxLarge: What, new pussy? Can't.

I see what you did there.

What every woman wants.



Big, hairy English dude.

I've never been a fan of his, but I really like the new album.

The lyrics to Sugar Daddy are really creepy when you realize he's 68.

Now that is unusual.

I would totally still do TJ.

Humperdinck, Humperdinck, Humperdinck!

michaeld5: What every woman wants.



Big, hairy English dude.

Welsh aren't English.

I passed his house on a tour of Wales. Highlight of the trip. Love his work, can't understand a damn word he says when he isn't singing, though.

*Cliff Clavin voice on*

It's a little known fact that former AC/DC drummer Chris Slade was also the drummer for the Tom Jones hit "It's Not Unusual".

*Cliff Clavin voice off*

A shame his cosmetic surgery adventures have left him looking like a tanned testicle.

hard to resist

Samsaran: Holy shiat ... this dude has been MARRIED for fifty years? He looks great ... is he a cyborg or something?

He got married at 16.

Welcome to last month's news.

whoa jhuseby420, now she's a lady.

I have front row tickets for the wife and I to see him in Vegas in January.

I figured we better see him live before he retires.

/never got to see Elvis, Sinatra or Sammy Davis Jr.

jhuseby420: hard to resist

I think that's the only Sports By Brooks Girl I actually appreciate.

PumpUpDaFark: Humperdinck, Humperdinck, Humperdinck!

Zinglebert Bambledack, Dinglebert Wangledack, Slut Bunwallah, Klingibum Fistlbars, Dinglebert Zambeldack, uh ... Jerry Dorsey, Englerbert Humptiback, Zinglebert Bambledack, Engelbert Humperdinck, Dinglebert Wingledank...

Please, TJ's wife doesn't deserve an award for patience. She knew her man was doggin' her while he was on the road.....and she has spent her life doggin' him while he was gone. She stayed for the cash and cushy lifestyle because it was easier for her lazy ass to stay in the marriage and not have to work a day in her life than to go through the trouble of divorcing.

She's neither a victim nor a saint.

libbynomore2: Please, TJ's wife doesn't deserve an award for patience. She knew her man was doggin' her while he was on the road.....and she has spent her life doggin' him while he was gone. She stayed for the cash and cushy lifestyle because it was easier for her lazy ass to stay in the marriage and not have to work a day in her life than to go through the trouble of divorcing.

She's neither a victim nor a saint.

Sounds like a standard marriage.

libbynomore2: Please, TJ's wife doesn't deserve an award for patience. She knew her man was doggin' her while he was on the road.....and she has spent her life doggin' him while he was gone. She stayed for the cash and cushy lifestyle because it was easier for her lazy ass to stay in the marriage and not have to work a day in her life than to go through the trouble of divorcing.

She's neither a victim nor a saint.

You shouldn't talk about your mom like that.

But I thought Sophia was mad at Tom Jones for chasing foxes...

My GOD! The man looks like he raided a Tijuana Wedding Chappel for his clothes!

/Still like his singing though and want to see him some day before he dies.
//He's old, you know.

I wouldn't be surprised, the guy still has it, one of the top 3 of 28 shows we've seen this year. Unfortunately they were sticklers about us taking cameras in or it would have made for some good photos.

Patient: Doctor, I can't get the song The Green Green Grass of Home out of my head.

Doctor: Hmmmm. Sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.

Patient: Is is a rare disease?

Doctor: It's not unusual.

Came for the Carlton dance, left satisfied.

Claude Ballse:

My GOD! The man looks like he raided has a Tijuana Wedding Chappel for in his clothes pants!

He has a HUGE hog.

jhuseby420: hard to resist

Newsletter, etc.

So this guy runs into a doctor's office. Doc asks what wrong. Guy says "you gotta help me! I keep thinking i'm Tom Jones!" Doc says "well, it's not unusual."

/gets a laugh every time
//well, from the over 30 crowd

K1dCuervo: /gets a laugh every time
//well, from the over 30 crowd

No it doesn't.

libbynomore2: Please, TJ's wife doesn't deserve an award for patience. She knew her man was doggin' her while he was on the road.....and she has spent her life doggin' him while he was gone. She stayed for the cash and cushy lifestyle because it was easier for her lazy ass to stay in the marriage and not have to work a day in her life than to go through the trouble of divorcing.

She's neither a victim nor a saint.

Got damn you are a colossal douche. Just when I didn't think you could get any douchier, you go and knock it out of the park, spraying us all with your vinegary hate.

Will be looking into the new disc.

Picked up the disc with Jools Holland a couple of years ago, has become a favorite of mine! Good stuff from the old dude.

Damn, its gotta be love:



/she farkin' looks like his grandmother!

Farkin'round: Damn, its gotta be love:



/she farkin' looks like his grandmother!

After 50 years its usually spite that keeps people together, and in this situation a pre-nup is probably involved too.

But hey, he may like the old bajingo. Like an old wine it just gets better with age... I've been told.

1969 - Tom Jones and Janis Joplin;

Link (new window)

2003 - Tom Jones and Jeff Beck;

Link (new window)

Claude Ballse: My GOD! The man looks like he raided a Tijuana Wedding Chappel for his clothes!

/Still like his singing though and want to see him some day before he dies.
//He's old, you know.

It also appears that he's smuggling grapes.

Claude Ballse: My GOD! The man looks like he raided a Tijuana Wedding Chappel for his clothes!

/Still like his singing though and want to see him some day before he dies.
//He's old, you know.

Looks like Austin Powers to me

The secret to a happy marriage.

Read and learn ladies.

michaeld5: Big, hairy English dude.

As a big, hairy English dude I'm getting a kick out of these replies...

Farkin'round: Damn, its gotta be love:



/she farkin' looks like his grandmother father!

FTFY

Currently, Tom Jones is: alive

I've seen this man with a very drunk, soon-to-be-throwing-up, twenty-something, 6ft 2in amazon. She was shoving her tongue so far down his throat I know she could taste his lunch. He also likes the hot lesbian threesome action (coming from my hot, lesbian sister-in-law who worked with him regularly at MGM in Vegas...I believe her).

Now having seen his wife, I can understand WHY he is a schmuck. Nonetheless, he IS a schmuck and yes he does look like a tanned testicle in person.

/He hit on me personally, but only half-heartedly, once at studio 54 in Vegas. He was seriously looking for company that night, hence the amazon.
//He did make my mother-in-law and grandmother-in-law very happy by meeting with them backstage after a comped show, courtesy of my sister-in-law pulling some strings as it were.
///Not sure I want to know what it took to get those comped tickets (shudder).

evajyna: libbynomore2: Please, TJ's wife doesn't deserve an award for patience. She knew her man was doggin' her while he was on the road.....and she has spent her life doggin' him while he was gone. She stayed for the cash and cushy lifestyle because it was easier for her lazy ass to stay in the marriage and not have to work a day in her life than to go through the trouble of divorcing.

She's neither a victim nor a saint.

Got damn you are a colossal douche. Just when I didn't think you could get any douchier, you go and knock it out of the park, spraying us all with your vinegary hate.

Please stop calling him a douche.

You're insulting my douches.

/and they didn't do anything wrong! ;)

He was on some morning show last week. Sounded farking GREAT! Definitely not lip-syching.

jhuseby420: hard to resist

Who is that magical lady?

So... senility is the secret to their love?

Got it.

Claude Ballse: My GOD! The man looks like he raided a Tijuana Wedding Chappel for his clothes!

/Still like his singing though and want to see him some day before he dies.
//He's old, you know.

That's a bit of a trouser knot he's got there.