What, they have to have a certain amount of pot/meth to be able to get the job?

altxatu: What, they have to have a certain amount of pot/meth to be able to get the job?

Well, how else is she supposed to find a reliable dealer?

See, she's learned. She's learned that when she needs some bars to help come down from a coke binge, or some oxy to clear up a bad hangover, you can't be wasting time asking every skank backstage. I'm surprised at her level of forethought. You go, girl!

Coolhaus: some oxy to clear up a bad hangover

Wow, I thought that stuff was just for pimples! Amazing!

But she still doesn't need to be tested, right?
Because that's only fair.

Trolley_Dolly: Coolhaus: some oxy to clear up a bad hangover

Wow, I thought that stuff was just for pimples! Amazing!

No silly, it clears up stains too. It's great for laundry.

/Someone must have shown her the 2007 MTV VMA clip, and she realized that drugs are bad.

So she can turn them upside down and shake the coke out of their pockets?

GIMME, BIATCH!

Well.....here's a nice link of fans hoping to see her "tear it up" and then quickly morph into "OMFG, she's on drugs....damn...."
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/Drugs and alcohol have their places. The stage is not one of them.

submitter: Britney Spears Authorities now requiring her dancers Britney Spears' fans to be tested for drugs

queezyweezel: /Drugs and alcohol have their places. The stage is not one of them.

Duh. Everybody knows that you do rails in the dressing room.

Sure thing, Brits, no problem. YOU FIRST!

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: submitter: Britney Spears Authorities now requiring her dancers Britney Spears' fans to be tested for drugs

That seems redundant. I would think being one of those fans was the test.

Is that twat still alive?

The people I feel sorry for are those who continue to buy Britney Spears' "Albums". Probably the same people who partake in Black Friday at WalMart.

lajimi: Sure thing, Brits, no problem. YOU FIRST!

That's probably the idea...if you're trying to stay clean, you don't want a bunch of drug addled people around.

Steed Lankershim: The people I feel sorry for are those who continue to buy Britney Spears' "Albums".

Actually, I don't own any Britney Spears albums, but I'd be lying is I say I didn't enjoy Blackout or Circus.

/they're awesome to work out too

Paris1127: But she still doesn't need to be tested, right?
Because that's only fair.

You have no reason to assume that. Since she's living under the conservatorship of her father, there is every possibility that he is requiring her to be tested too.

Sorry subby, I don't see the irony in attempting to ensure that someone struggling wih a drug problem doesn't have people who use around them and on their payroll.

Where is the kid screaming "don't pic on Brit" picture?

and it was done

Does she want to make sure they share?

I like how she started the trend of women going pantyless. I know 'cause I was at a couple of clubs and some biatches be dancin' with no panties, and that's change you can believe in!!!

horonto: Does she want to make sure they share?

Beat me to it. SO,

THIS

Dialectic: I like how she started the trend of women going pantyless. I know 'cause I was at a couple of clubs and some biatches be dancin' with no panties, and that's change you can believe in!!!

Funny thing is this: she was probably so loaded one day that she just forgot to put them on. Then she's all 'tee hee i has no panties' and then thought that was pretty cool.

Bhasayate: Dialectic: I like how she started the trend of women going pantyless. I know 'cause I was at a couple of clubs and some biatches be dancin' with no panties, and that's change you can believe in!!!

Funny thing is this: she was probably so loaded one day that she just forgot to put them on. Then she's all 'tee hee i has no panties' and then thought that was pretty cool.

Well, it IS pretty cool...

theurge14: Bhasayate: Dialectic: I like how she started the trend of women going pantyless. I know 'cause I was at a couple of clubs and some biatches be dancin' with no panties, and that's change you can believe in!!!

Funny thing is this: she was probably so loaded one day that she just forgot to put them on. Then she's all 'tee hee i has no panties' and then thought that was pretty cool.

Well, it IS pretty cool...

True, but she did it by accident. Does this make it MORE cool or less cool?

I'm not sure. I guess it's kind of hot if a girl could honestly forget to put on panties. But then that's pretty slutty, too.

I'm confused.

It is more for the producers sake. It would be embarrassing if in the middle of the show she stopped, cut a dance in a line and snorted them in front of a live audience.

Bhasayate: Does this make it MORE cool or less cool?

More cool in February. Less cool in July.

Promoter: Look, I'm not throwing down money on this thing if this b*tch is still strung out. I don't need that sh*t, Murray.
Brit's Agent: Jimmy, come on baby, I'm telling ya, she's straight. Hell, we're even gonna drug test the dancers. Now come on, let's do this thing.
Promoter: Hey Murray, don't f*cking insult me, we both know that's just some sh*t you're telling the media.

I know you all came for the baby rat, so Here it is...(NSFW)(new window)