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(Google) Silly What would Jim Morrison look like at 65? You'll be relieved to know that scientists in Scotland worked around the clock to resolve this mystery. Still no cure for cancer   (google.com) divider line 30
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timmy_the_tooth [TotalFark] 2008-12-08 04:54:10 PM  
After seeing that I'm thankful that he killed himself young.

 
Whamdangler 2008-12-08 04:59:09 PM  
Why is it that people who create these images always seem to forget that stars are incredibly vain and most use plastic surgery, botox, makeup, hair replacements, etc. to avoid aging.

 
Ahhh_Ennui [TotalFark] 2008-12-08 05:09:37 PM  
Whamdangler: Why is it that people who create these images always seem to forget that stars are incredibly vain and most use plastic surgery, botox, makeup, hair replacements, etc. to avoid aging.

They can't account for that, so they focus on natural aging.

It's silly. Also, Morrison looks far too happy in that pic.

 
Nabb1 [TotalFark] 2008-12-08 05:23:09 PM  
But his liver would look like Jabba the Hutt was residing on his abdomen.

 
MorningBreath [TotalFark] 2008-12-08 05:46:10 PM  
I would think he is a lot more rotted and zombie like now.

 
Prattle Assassin 2008-12-08 05:56:55 PM  
No one deserves to look like Don Imus

/'cept Imus

 
the_nascent 2008-12-08 05:57:37 PM  
Owen Wilson?

 
IgnatiusJReilly 2008-12-08 06:08:05 PM  
Jim's still alive. Duh.

http://www.rodeoswest.com/RM_JM_DOORS.html

(Watch yer volume)

 
Harvey Manfrenjensenjen 2008-12-08 06:08:13 PM  
I wasn't aware that those scientists were supposed to be working on a cure for cancer. At least they weren't playing golf.

Prattle Assassin: No one deserves to look like Don Imus

/'cept Imus


My first thought was "the love child of of Don Imus and David Koresh".

 
madmann [TotalFark] 2008-12-08 06:16:39 PM  
Just about any of the PSing Farkers we have around here could have produced a better version of that in a day. 20 minutes if you made it an insta-shop.

Plus you'd have Rugbyjock's entry, where he's bending Ray Manzarek over his keyboard. Ya know, if you're into that kinda thing.

 
chefdog 2008-12-08 06:17:58 PM  
He looks better than Keith Richards!

 
Fark It We'll Do it Live 2008-12-08 06:27:44 PM  
Don Imus sez "get off my lawn"!

 
InmanRoshi 2008-12-08 06:38:23 PM  
My simulation...

cache.daylife.com

/Tried to run.
//Tried to hide.
//Tried to eat another cheesecake pie !!!

 
REO-Weedwagon 2008-12-08 06:42:28 PM  
I'm gonna totally put that poster up on my dorm wall.

 
Boris S. Wort [TotalFark] 2008-12-08 06:58:05 PM  
Can't we just be happy that he's dead, and leave it at that?

 
LarrytheBlueOkie 2008-12-08 07:00:33 PM  
Being Jim Morrison's liver, I am really getting a kick out of these replies.

 
EvelFarknievel 2008-12-08 07:12:22 PM  
I do a great Jim Morrison impression. It looks just like my elvis impersonation.

I close my eyes and fold my arms over my chest.

 
Nemo's Brother 2008-12-08 08:15:17 PM  
Still not as ugly as Aerosmith or Led Zeppelin in their primes

 
hbk72777 2008-12-08 08:35:05 PM  
Here's what he'd look like as a fat man

images.eonline.com

 
HappyHarryHardOn [TotalFark] 2008-12-08 08:41:03 PM  
hbk72777: Here's what he'd look like as a fat man

lol

 
PumpUpDaFark 2008-12-08 08:51:48 PM  
hbk72777: Here's what he'd look like as a fat man

PURE WIN

 
mandingueiro 2008-12-08 09:59:33 PM  
hbk72777: Here's what he'd look like as a fat man

thread over...
/yet...that pic looked way to good considering the abuse he put his body through.

 
ragnarqk 2008-12-09 01:44:41 AM  
Here's what the St. Andrews face transformer has to say about this.

img135.imageshack.us

I think it looks better than that blurry piece of crap "scientists" made. Why didn't they just use their own technology?

 
Riotboy 2008-12-09 07:54:26 AM  
All right, all right!!

/I am the Lizard King, I can do anything

 
unfarkingbelievable 2008-12-09 08:01:20 AM  
nice looking. Jim M was a natural male beauty.

 
MooseyDoom 2008-12-09 09:04:57 AM  
MorningBreath: I would think he is a lot more rotted and zombie like now.

Also corpsified and gross

 
LewDux 2008-12-09 10:04:16 AM  
ragnarqk: Here's what the St. Andrews face transformer has to say about this.

Steve Tyler 10 25 years ago?

 
Fark Me with a Chainsaw 2008-12-09 10:52:14 AM  
Jim didn't die in Paris.

I don't know if he's still alive.

But he didn't go like you think he did.

 
fiddle-faddle 2008-12-09 12:21:06 PM  
I find this version quite believable:

Morrison died from a heroin overdose in a toilet cubicle at the Rock and Roll Circus nightclub (new window)

I'm trying to visualize these guys moving Jim's body back to his apartment. I'll bet if anyone saw them, they'd think "oh, Jim Morrison is drunk again, no big deal. What helpful friends he has!"

/went to his gravesite back in 94'
// now I'm really a Doors fan! (new window)

 
Avatar Ghost 2008-12-09 01:10:22 PM  
Nemo's Brother: Still not as ugly as Aerosmith or Led Zeppelin in their primes

How dare you. Robert Plant was a beautiful man.

 
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