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(YouTube) Amusing Nickelback's "Photograph": Terrible song, or terrible song about pedophilia?   (youtube.com) divider line 33
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omega male [TotalFark] 2008-12-08 11:23:13 AM  
ok... 4/10 for funny... 7/10 for the concept.

 
fuzzwell [TotalFark] 2008-12-08 11:34:35 AM  
Did not like.

 
Eat_At_Milliways [TotalFark] 2008-12-08 11:50:44 AM  
Aw, Ross went to the poor school :(

On the other hand, it's not as hard to letter in stuff there :D

 
leftymcrighty 2008-12-08 12:00:31 PM  
As painful as it was to listen to, it was kinda amusing. KINDA.

 
strangeguitar 2008-12-08 12:18:56 PM  
That was funny.
I would rather listen to the complete works of Captain & Tenille followed by every Boz Scaggs song covered by Captain & Tenille then listen to Nickelback.

 
hockeyfarker [TotalFark] 2008-12-08 12:29:39 PM  
what the hell WAS on Joey's head?

 
siva 2008-12-08 12:54:01 PM  
That was clever and funny.

 
quintas 2008-12-08 01:03:50 PM  
i145.photobucket.com

 
Killer Cars [TotalFark] 2008-12-08 01:11:48 PM  
If I tried to sing like that for more than 30 seconds, I'm sure a vital internal organ would burst.

 
factoryconnection 2008-12-08 01:44:01 PM  
I don't know how you all can keep yourselves to only a once-daily dose of hate for Nickelback. It definitely doesn't seem like anyone around here is obsessed with them. Or Coldplay.

Note: my only exposure to this band over the last year or so has been courtesy of Fark, and that commercial that they're on lately.

 
John Buck 41 2008-12-08 01:55:08 PM  
Mildly amusing. Not LoL funny, but it got a snicker or 2 outta me.

 
scopt 2008-12-08 02:02:51 PM  
What would be a good song about pedophilia?

 
Balrog1 2008-12-08 02:20:19 PM  
scopt: What would be a good song about pedophilia?

How about Magic Carpet Ride by Steppenwolf?

 
HereComesTheScience 2008-12-08 02:29:17 PM  
I prefer this version. NSFW

 
emocomputerjock 2008-12-08 02:29:38 PM  
strangeguitar: That was funny.
I would rather listen to the complete works of Captain & Tenille followed by every Boz Scaggs song covered by Captain & Tenille then listen to Nickelback.


Now I have Ledo Shuffle stuck in my head. Damn you.

 
KajakPro 2008-12-08 02:37:10 PM  
i75.photobucket.com

 
daychilde [TotalFark] 2008-12-08 02:52:49 PM  
I don't know if that was a good parody or not because the dude can't sing. When it hurts the ears, the little stop button gets clicked immediately.

Ugh.

 
WeezinTheJuice [TotalFark] 2008-12-08 02:58:21 PM  
Know what I cannot find anywhere except Amazon and Ebay? The score to the movie "The Beach". You want to talk about impossible to locate anywhere, theres your search. No, not the soundtrack, with Sugar Ray. The actual score composed by Angelo Badalamenti.

Only the internet. I cant order it at any record shop. Cant order at Barnes and Noble. Not even Best Buy or Circuit shiatty have it listed on their website.

You cant even find it on a torrent site. Not a single one. Trust me, I dont condone downloading music illegally, but you cant even do THAT with this one.

Any ideas? Any help finding this online would be awesome. If you find a torrent of it, ill even throw you a TF sub. Thanks kids.

 
Erofeev 2008-12-08 03:41:17 PM  
WeezinTheJuice

Here. (Quickly, in case it gets TOSed.) Only you have to register first, and for some stupid reason they only let you register from 01:00 to 12:00 Moscow time. (That is about five o'clock Eastern.) If there are any problems registering, Babelfish, or email's in profile, I speak Russki and I can help you through it.

 
Sherjo311 2008-12-08 03:47:39 PM  
quintas

nickleback sucks communist penis?

 
caknuck 2008-12-08 04:02:27 PM  
hockeyfarker: what the hell WAS on Joey's head?

I came here to ask this very question. Let me throw out a few ideas:
1) A reuben sandwich
2) Hair transplanted from Joey's ass
3) Cottage cheese
4) An '85 VW Rabbit
5) Joey's mom
6) Millions and millions of spiders
7) A dildo helmet (like that one the short guy in "Orgazmo" wore)

 
CatJumpJohn 2008-12-08 04:45:19 PM  
WeezinTheJuice: Any ideas? Any help finding this online would be awesome. If you find a torrent of it, ill even throw you a TF sub. Thanks kids.

Send me an email, my email's in my profile.

 
phedex 2008-12-08 05:22:20 PM  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qehuyXOmkRs

Prefer that version...

 
KajakPro 2008-12-08 05:34:53 PM  
Isn't the thing on Ross's head merely a stack of baseball hats?

 
danduran 2008-12-08 05:41:57 PM  
WeezinTheJuice: Know what I cannot find anywhere except Amazon and Ebay? The score to the movie "The Beach". You want to talk about impossible to locate anywhere, theres your search. No, not the soundtrack, with Sugar Ray. The actual score composed by Angelo Badalamenti.

Only the internet. I cant order it at any record shop. Cant order at Barnes and Noble. Not even Best Buy or Circuit shiatty have it listed on their website.

You cant even find it on a torrent site. Not a single one. Trust me, I dont condone downloading music illegally, but you cant even do THAT with this one.

Any ideas? Any help finding this online would be awesome. If you find a torrent of it, ill even throw you a TF sub. Thanks kids.


Why'd you even bother? The movie bites.

 
zappawizard 2008-12-08 08:35:58 PM  
www.nikkisponyexpress.net

 
crazy_crans_09 2008-12-08 11:26:43 PM  
The song was mediocre at best, but the Chad Kroeger impression cracked me up.

 
kwirk 2008-12-09 12:19:02 AM  
scopt: What would be a good song about pedophilia?

Gary Glitter, "Do You Wanna Touch Me"

/seriously, re-listen to the lyrics, it's hilarious knowing what we know now about the guy

 
ragnarqk 2008-12-09 12:51:22 AM  
Here's a good one. (new window)

It's not a cover, but I like the pictures that go with it.

 
caknuck 2008-12-09 01:09:35 AM  
scopt: What would be a good song about pedophilia?

"You're Sixteen" by Ringo Starr? Considering that he was 33 when he recorded it...

 
KajakPro 2008-12-09 05:18:42 AM  
scopt: What would be a good song about pedophilia?

Personally, I think Kid Rock should be arrested for that stupid "all summer long" song, because he claims to have made love with a 17 year old.
I mean, I could care less about the girl, but that song deserves jailtime.
/Gotta love being a music snob.

 
Joed112784 2008-12-09 08:05:28 AM  
Well, I think he was trying to sound annoying. Have any of you ever listened to Nickelback before?

/much more annoying

 
Itchy Bear Cub 2008-12-09 06:56:59 PM  
Songs about paedophilia? Try "I'm On Fire" by Bruce Springsteen.

 
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