When my next door neighbors house caught on fire, as I ran to their house, I saw flames in the upstairs bedroom windows. I opened the door and yelled for them but thought "fark going up there."

Dude is extremely brave.

/My neighbor's weren't home, in fact, they hadn't even moved in yet.

Cliche? Maybe, but I bet he got pussy after that.

Did he get burning baby all over him?

what kind of woman doesnt go and get HER OWN baby? If there were ever fire between my wife and her kids, she'd get burned saving them without a seconds hesitation. The guy's a hero for sure. But the mom FAILS at being a parent. Why was the baby alone upstairs anyway?

That is the reason that Farkers are alive.

Run in!

Good times, but he shouldn't have set her house on fire just for that.

Also save the laundry appliances! No, the dryer goes next to the washing machine!

Unfortunately, right afterwards, a dingo ate her baby.
/window seat please

Hurray Jose Canseco!

Me kitties!!

lionfish: what kind of woman doesnt go and get HER OWN baby? If there were ever fire between my wife and her kids, she'd get burned saving them without a seconds hesitation. The guy's a hero for sure. But the mom FAILS at being a parent. Why was the baby alone upstairs anyway?

My questions exactly.

According to TFA two men went in together and saved the baby. One of them got burned and the other only suffered from smoke inhalation. I can guess which one we're ignoring for the sake of a more exciting story.

I could see running into a burning building to save a baby or a puppy or something, but I don't know about going to the second floor. Maybe if I knew the baby.

If only he could have stopped the dingo.

Also saved

/couldn't find the right pic on google
// MY LEGS...HURTS

Maybe she was injured. Maybe she's blind. Maybe she has no hands, maybe she is made of wax.... many possible reasons why she didn't go after her own baby.

I'd been pissed if I found out it was her toy poodle she was calling 'my baby'.

Half the time when people yell "MY BABY!" during a fire they're referring to their car, their ipod, their weed plant, their cat, etc.

I'd never run in. People are too stupid today to trust like that.

Maybe she was afraid of babies?

/just sayin'

Green Goblin wanted for questioning?

someone buy that (those) man (men) a beer
/first

You know, the whole "my baby, my baby" thing works when only spiderman, superman, or ____man can save your baby). When the dude next door can do it, it really does beg the question, "wtf were u doin?"

/no, not aquaman

Nit worth risking your life for, in my opinion. Glad everyone's okay, though.

lionfish: what kind of woman doesnt go and get HER OWN baby? If there were ever fire between my wife and her kids, she'd get burned saving them without a seconds hesitation. The guy's a hero for sure. But the mom FAILS at being a parent. Why was the baby alone upstairs anyway?

This.

drinking a beer for them as they won't allow beer in hospitals

Donnchadha: Green Goblin wanted for questioning?

Say it with conviction! its ok

gund: Maybe she was injured. Maybe she's blind. Maybe she has no hands, maybe she is made of wax.... many possible reasons why she didn't go after her own baby.

lionfish: what kind of woman doesnt go and get HER OWN baby? If there were ever fire between my wife and her kids, she'd get burned saving them without a seconds hesitation. The guy's a hero for sure. But the mom FAILS at being a parent. Why was the baby alone upstairs anyway?

JimmyCarter'sSecondTerm: I could see running into a burning building to save a baby or a puppy or something, but I don't know about going to the second floor. Maybe if I knew the baby.

Mix the 3 arguments, stir, and the answer will be ready in 10 fark mintues or your money back!

"Oh no! My Player Piano!"

"Oh, man..."

Obviously the guy did not pay attention to the post just three or four earlier than this one. He should know better than to touch a child when no one else is around . . . . .

Sarcasm.

Hero

Were the two guys discussing "Nothing Gold Can Stay" by Robert Frost earlier in the day?

supine: "Oh no! My Player Piano!"

"Oh, man..."

I gotta watch Simpsons now.

I'd be all like,"Sorry babe, I'd love to help you, but if I do their gonna give me shiat on FARK. Gonna have to pass."

Also surprised at why she ran out of the building yelling "my baby". Why not just grab the baby and go?
Altho, heard that extreme stress makes you do weird things... Poor lady...

/Poor baby for having a mom that relies on random men to do the motherly duties..

i am guessing the mom was trying to kill her baby... and make it look like she cared.

the article states a man and a woman ran in after the baby, the man got burned and grabbed the baby, the woman had smoke inhalation.

it's pretty sad to send ANOTHER woman in after your baby.

studebaker hoch: Half the time when people yell "MY BABY!" during a fire they're referring to their car, their ipod, their weed plant, their cat, etc.

I'd never run in. People are too stupid today to trust like that.

Dun dun DUUNNNNNN!

yogaFLAME: it really does beg the question

No. It doesn't. It really doesn't. It has never done that, it will never do that, holy farking shiat please stop.

Came in here just for that, ultraholland.

lionfish: what kind of woman doesnt go and get HER OWN baby? If there were ever fire between my wife and her kids, she'd get burned saving them without a seconds hesitation. The guy's a hero for sure. But the mom FAILS at being a parent. Why was the baby alone upstairs anyway?

THIS.

halp!! a dingo ate my baby!

skinink: I'd been pissed if I found out it was her toy poodle she was calling 'my baby'.

I don't know why, but this made me laugh, which is normally good.

But I'm currently working at a radio station and had 3 seconds before I was live. I almost lost it during the weather. Thanks, jerk.

/Seriously, no idea why that made me laugh

camelclub: When my next door neighbors house caught on fire, as I ran to their house, I saw flames in the upstairs bedroom windows. I opened the door and yelled for them but thought "fark going up there."


I had almost the same experience. Some lady was screaming outside the house that there was a sleeping baby inside. Two of us kicked in the door, a huge black mass of smoke and flame shot out. I turned and said "Hell no" and she screamed at me for a while as I walked away. Turns out the people weren't home and she was just some neighbor that gets worked up over things like that. It would have been a hell of a thing to die over.

gund: Maybe she was injured. Maybe she's blind. Maybe she has no hands, maybe she is made of wax.... many possible reasons why she didn't go after her own baby.

The reason was she didn't have to. There was a dude right there who was perfectly willing to do it for her.

Da-dum-duuummmm!

FTA: A neighbor told KREM 2 News she heard a woman come running out of her next-door apartment and screaming, "My baby! My baby!".

So the neighbor said she and another man went inside and helped bring the baby out.

This thread fails at reading comprehension.

My piano is in there!

Came for the Simpson's references and leaving satisfied.

I was also looking for the Ren and Stimpy pics...

Forgot about rule 34.

Seen leaving the scene:



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