This wonderful Christian holiday is being ruined by:

A: Secularists
B: Illegal Immigrants
C: Democrats
D: Jon Stewart

"HOLIDAY Quiz??!!"

BOYCOTT FOX!!!

Who is Bill O'Rielly?

Everything Bill O'Rielly says/does comes out as hate... so... I generally just ignore him in the hopes that other people will as well and he'll just disappear.

The yule log: Some believe the word is derived from the Germanic word "Iol," meaning wheel,

aww, it looked like lol on Bill's quiz. but don't let it fool you

Is the answer to any question Mithrus?

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Saborlas: Note: enable Javascript or correct answers will be deemed incorrect.

No, you just got them wrong...

Ryan2065: Saborlas: Note: enable Javascript or correct answers will be deemed incorrect.

No, you just got them wrong...

It's Bill O'Rielly. I don't think there are any right answers.

"Enter for your chance to win a signed copy of Bill O'Reilly's A Bold Fresh Piece of Humanity."

Sorry, Bill. For that prize I'll gladly enter the No Win Zone.

You all FAIL the Christmas quiz. You all FAIL and you go to hell and you DIE!

2wolves: Is the answer to any question Mithrus?

Actually, the whole Mithras-Jesus collection that is often repeated by the no-historical-Jesus people has very little basis in fact.

UNC_Samurai: This wonderful Christian holiday is being ruined by:

A: Secularists
B: Illegal Immigrants
C: Democrats
D: Jon Stewart

Could we interest you in Hanukkah?

"Enter for your chance to win a signed copy of Bill O'Reilly's A Bold Fresh Piece of Humanity."

I'm sure that book is a bold, fresh piece of something.

A quiz online? What is this, a quiz online? I can't read it, there's no words on it. What does it mean, "To quiz me online"? Fark it, I'll take it live!!! Fark it!!!

O'Really?

Republicans should STFU about every issue except the one they're good at: Not catching terrorists.

What the hell does it say about me that I got every question right?

O'Really is an indecent person.
He has no love for his fellow man. In fact, he quite often acts aggressively and disrespectful on TV. It is a terrible example for children.
Bill O'Rielly is bad for Christmas and sets a bad example for Christians and other spiritual people.

Christmas shopping accounts for 2/3 of our GDP (or something like that).

MERRY CHRISTMAS JESUS RULES AND WANTS YOU TO BUY STUFF!

29.

Anyone else?

"Everything Bill O'Rielly says/does comes out as hate"

I don't like O'Reilly either, but please point out an example of this "hate" you speak of. Or does anything you disagree with automatically qualify as hate?

Stephen Fry's QI does a better Christmas quiz.

Example (new window)

Wow, the Chipmunks won more Grammys than Elvis. That's sad.

I thought it said "lol," too. That was teh easy. And they can keep their damn book.

I saw this in the paper today and did a big WTF.

GoodasGold: O'Really is an indecent person.
He has no love for his fellow man. In fact, he quite often acts aggressively and disrespectful on TV. It is a terrible example for children.
Bill O'Rielly is bad for Christmas and sets a bad example for Christians and other spiritual people.

Your name says it all.
/hugs

godofusa.com: Christmas shopping accounts for 2/3 of our GDP (or something like that).

That sounds completely made up

Well that was stupid. Thanks, boringmitter

Is the answer to every question "god did it"?

If not this could further damage the Freeper-FOX alliance.

Seems like every correct answer is a 500 server error.

I call shenanigans.

Easter is the most important Christian holiday

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deltabourne: That sounds completely made up

64.475% of all statistics are made up on the spot, you know.

And 60% of the time they're right every time.

25 (not bad)

Some times I can actually care less

fark you, I'll do it live!

WTF this is taking forever. .

These questions are germane to what?

I did 23--- "not bad." Does that mean I don't have to face The Inquisitor?

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JohnnyC [TotalFark] Quote 2008-12-07 07:37:29 PM
Everything Bill O'Rielly says/does comes out as hate... so... I generally just ignore him in the hopes that other people will as well and he'll just disappear


What a coincidence, I tend to ignore people who use absolute terms like " everything " or " everyone " to describe their opinions. Especially when they know next to nothing about the subject or person of which they speak.

/I got 30
//some were admittedly lucky guesses

deltabourne: godofusa.com: Christmas shopping accounts for 2/3 of our GDP (or something like that).

That sounds completely made up

It's something I've been hearing on every news network (always during Black Friday week).

fark it! He'll do it yuletide!

jgm1976 Quote 2008-12-07 10:46:49 PM
"Everything Bill O'Rielly says/does comes out as hate"

I don't like O'Reilly either, but please point out an example of this "hate" you speak of. Or does anything you disagree with automatically qualify as hate?

THIS.

Thanks for reminding me, I also tend to ignore people who don't know the definition of the word " hate " or want everyone who may disagree with them to " just disappear. "

35) A good substitute for Santa's milk and cookies is
-A loofah
-Alan Colmes' remains
-A picture of Sarah Palin

Doctor Funkenstein: Ryan2065: Saborlas: Note: enable Javascript or correct answers will be deemed incorrect.

No, you just got them wrong...

It's Bill O'Rielly. I don't think there are any right answers.

there are only "right" answers

libbynomore2: Thanks for reminding me, I also tend to ignore people who don't know the definition of the word " hate " or want everyone who may disagree with them to " just disappear. "

I think that some people have translated things they hate for someone else to say as hate speech regardless the subject matter.

Did I miss the Festivus questions?

Wow. Bill even threw in a token "Hanukkah" question. How overly generous of him.

HOW FARKING LONG IS THIS QUIZ??

/quit after question 20
//not enough Hanukkah questions, anyway

UrsaMajor: Doctor Funkenstein: Ryan2065: Saborlas: Note: enable Javascript or correct answers will be deemed incorrect.

No, you just got them wrong...

It's Bill O'Rielly. I don't think there are any right answers.

there are only "right" answers

sees what you did there.

Lemme get this straight: Bill O'Riley is wrong because he disagrees with you all and does so in the same disrespectful manner you disagree with every one else, so that makes him a hypocrite?
/just checking
//by the way, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and happy the earth is melting day (for those of you in the Al Gore religion)

longest. quiz. ever.

Seriously, felt like I was applying for Eharmony that thing took so long.