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(News.com.au) Fail Riot squad, police helicopter, and K-9 units dispatched to deal with 600-person brawl outside Sydney pub, resulting in 3 arrests. That's some damn fine police work there, Bruce. And Bruce. And you too, Bruce   (news.com.au) divider line 40
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LordPistachio 2008-12-07 06:34:31 PM  
Um, when you're outnumbered like 50 to 1 you don't really get to start hauling people away left and right.

 
shanrick [TotalFark] 2008-12-07 07:03:46 PM  
And you too Bruce! (new window)

 
change1211 [TotalFark] 2008-12-07 07:10:02 PM  
'Two men, aged 22 and 23, and a 28-year-old woman were arrested and charged with hindering police, resisting arrest, disobeying a move-on direction and offensive behaviour. They are expected to appear in court in the coming weeks.'

This is not 'hauling people away left and right.' This would be arresting three people. I don't really see where the fail tag comes from.

 
LordPistachio 2008-12-07 07:53:34 PM  
change1211: This is not 'hauling people away left and right.' This would be arresting three people. I don't really see where the fail tag comes from.

Uh, yeah, that's what I'm saying. The fail tag implies they should have arrested all of them or something.

 
Man On Fire 2008-12-07 08:10:48 PM  
Where's Bruce?

 
nonamejoe 2008-12-07 08:12:59 PM  
Awesome headline Subby.

Wait, is your name not Bruce?

Mind if we call you Bruce to keep it clear?

/yes it is paraphrased to fit the situation Monty Python poopheads

 
Lifeless 2008-12-07 08:13:23 PM  
What was the point of the helicopter? Were they planning on slicing up the group?

 
driven to quit [TotalFark] 2008-12-07 08:15:29 PM  
Lifeless: What was the point of the helicopter? Were they planning on slicing up the group?

It's easier to get a head count that way

 
semington [TotalFark] 2008-12-07 08:15:39 PM  
and naw pufftahs!

 
SweetDickens 2008-12-07 08:16:33 PM  
Don't get me down.....Buuuruuuce........

 
TheShavingofOccam123 [TotalFark] 2008-12-07 08:19:16 PM  
all the protesters wanted to do was buy a license for their pet fish, Eric.

/or was he half-a-bee?

 
wildcardjack 2008-12-07 08:20:23 PM  
which occurred at about 11.45pm (AEDT) on Sunday.

Most of us have to be sober on Monday. Stay classy Australia.

 
Malinki 2008-12-07 08:22:55 PM  
SweetDickens: Don't get me down.....Buuuruuuce........

In a world full of Monty Python references, you win.

 
FrostyOne 2008-12-07 08:22:58 PM  
My guess is it was at the Roxy, "Leb central" full of them thar' Muzlims, causing all the problems.

 
WrongTrousers 2008-12-07 08:33:23 PM  
Malinki: SweetDickens: Don't get bring me down.....Buuuruuuce........

In a world full of Monty Python references, you win.


NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

/a-WHOO-HOO!

 
WrongTrousers 2008-12-07 08:38:29 PM  
'ALLO, NAME'S BRUCE (new window)

 
JamesLi 2008-12-07 08:58:43 PM  
LordPistachio: Um, when you're outnumbered like 50 to 1 you don't really get to start hauling people away left and right.

This.

 
Dandii 2008-12-07 09:00:13 PM  
I live on 'The Gold Coast' - a city in Queensland Australia.

We have a population sitting around 600,000 and our police dont even own a helicopter!!

Lucky no one owns guns either though lol

 
berylman 2008-12-07 09:00:58 PM  
Lifeless: What was the point of the helicopter? Were they planning on slicing up the group?

It makes great chase footage for COPS: Melbourne. Nah. It seems that usage of a police helicopter is unjustified in almost all instances I have heard or seen.
/waste o' gas

 
macross87 2008-12-07 09:01:56 PM  
lazykracker.com

 
Wrong_Intentions 2008-12-07 09:05:09 PM  
The goal of riot response is not to amass arrests, it is to restore the peace (relatively speaking, in some cases.) Look at the New York in 1978 to see why it's a bad idea to arrest large numbers of rioters.

 
Wrong_Intentions 2008-12-07 09:07:56 PM  
Lifeless: What was the point of the helicopter? Were they planning on slicing up the group?

The aerial unit is advantageous to get a bird's-eye view of the situation in order to coordinate ground units.

 
dennysgod 2008-12-07 09:12:49 PM  
macross87:

This here's the wattle, the emblem of our land. You can stick it in a bottle, you can hold it in your hand Amen.

AMEN!

 
Boris S. Wort [TotalFark] 2008-12-07 09:19:10 PM  
Brawling? Obviously they had all been slugging back bottles of Melbourne Old-and-Yellow.

 
Zaboomafoo 2008-12-07 09:20:37 PM  
wildcardjack: which occurred at about 11.45pm (AEDT) on Sunday.

Most of us have to be sober on Monday. Stay classy Australia.


See, what's cool about the Aussies is that they just don't give a fark about what you think. So you keep writing that old-ass meme and they'll work their 9-5ers when they bloody well want to.

 
global wombats [TotalFark] 2008-12-07 09:36:00 PM  
Dandii: I live on 'The Gold Coast' - a city in Queensland Australia.

We have a population sitting around 600,000 and our police dont even own a helicopter!!

Lucky no one owns guns either though lol


Our local cops don't have a helicopter?

Oh well, atleast the Titans have one.

img356.imageshack.us

 
rustylite 2008-12-07 09:41:02 PM  
wildcardjack: which occurred at about 11.45pm (AEDT) on Sunday.

Most of us have to be sober on Monday. Stay classy Australia.


another stay classy douchebag

 
Sun Tzu 2008-12-07 09:45:28 PM  
I clicked this for the drunken Shelia pics, and got Pythoned.

/Frack

 
Donnchadha [TotalFark] 2008-12-07 10:13:53 PM  
Were they poofters?

/Don't forget Rule Six.

 
Deathfrogg 2008-12-07 10:16:40 PM  
lazykracker.com

No poofters!

 
jmsvrsn 2008-12-07 10:25:39 PM  
FrostyOne: My guess is it was at the Roxy, "Leb central" full of them thar' Muzlims, causing all the problems.

You are correct it was the Roxy. Link (new window) Now what is a Leb?

 
Leskay 2008-12-07 10:49:57 PM  
Leb = Lebanese.

Google "cronulla riots" for some interesting background on our friendly Muslim Leb immigrants.

 
doctor wu 2008-12-07 11:01:50 PM  
We don't like stuck-up sticky beaks here!

 
20/20 2008-12-07 11:03:04 PM  
I was expecting a report from my local Chucky Cheese.

(Flint,MI resident)

 
krackpipe 2008-12-07 11:06:57 PM  
Appears 'hero' tag more appropriate than 'fail' tag?

 
hershmire 2008-12-08 12:40:30 AM  
When is a brawl no longer a brawl?

When it becomes a country.

/Fair-dinkum

 
jmsvrsn 2008-12-08 01:12:34 AM  
Leskay: Leb = Lebanese.

Google "cronulla riots" for some interesting background on our friendly Muslim Leb immigrants.


The wikipedia article does not seem to agree completely with what you suggest. I should point out that I grew up in town with a significant Lebanese/Syrian population and I tend to sympathize with their former countrymen unless given a strong reason not to.

 
Somacandra [TotalFark] 2008-12-08 01:19:11 AM  
img1.picturewizard.com

I'm guessing the pub had no beer?

 
Equivocator 2008-12-08 03:20:34 AM  
wildcardjack: which occurred at about 11.45pm (AEDT) on Sunday.

Most of us have to be sober on Monday. Stay classy Australia.


Most Aussies can spend the weekend/weeknights out drinking and still turn up fine to work the next day.
Stay Soft, Texas.

 
ronnie spleen 2008-12-08 09:39:17 AM  
NSW Police spokesperson was quoted as saying the arrests were for "failure to get stuck in", "sobriety" and "being a pommie bastard".

 
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