good thing he called the deputies. I hope he is going to be OK. Who will pay for his counseling?

sounds like the start of a great day to me.

"lo and behold"

LOL ENTRAPMENT PAD

Well, I certainly wouldn't try and smoke it, and neither would any of you if you had any sense - you don't know what sort of chemical substances might have been added to that pot....

Okay, I couldn't keep that up with a straight face. D.A.R.E., thank you for giving me such humorous statements.

I would have called the bomb squad.

flucto: I would have called the bomb squad.

I would have looked at it, then thrown it in the garbage and gone back in the house.

//then come back out at three am and retrieved it

I would have been happy to have found it, after searching the house for it.

darkhorse23: //then come back out at three am and retrieved it

Guess your night vision is better than mine. But I do get up at 5:00...

Anybody seen my bag of oregano? I think I dropped it in a driveway ;)

flucto: Guess your night vision is better than mine. But I do get up at 5:00...

I work till about 5am. My night vision is superb.

darkhorse23: flucto: Guess your night vision is better than mine. But I do get up at 5:00...

I work till about 5am. My night vision is superb.

Dilated pupils helps ;)

Marijuana? In my driveway? It's more likely than you think.

SpinStopper: Dilated pupils helps ;)

*snortlol*

kona: good thing he called the deputies. I hope he is going to be OK. Who will pay for his counseling?

Kona, Strawman. Strawman, Kona. Oh, wait, you already know each other.

darkhorse23: I work till about 5am. My night vision is superb.

Must be all this damn Geritol that's holding me back.

UNC_Samurai: Well, I certainly wouldn't try and smoke it, and neither would any of you if you had any sense - you don't know what sort of chemical substances might have been added to that pot....

Okay, I couldn't keep that up with a straight face. D.A.R.E., thank you for giving me such humorous statements.

Good one. I would have smoked it.

UNC_Samurai: you don't know what sort of chemical substances might have been added to that pot....

That little statement right there brings back some fond memories of 1975.

I think.

darkhorse23: flucto: I would have called the bomb squad.

I would have looked at it, then thrown it in the garbage and gone back in the house.

//then come back out at three am and retrieved it

Winner!

I would have disposed of it properly by burning, probably in a series of small controlled blazes

King Something: LOL ENTRAPMENT PAD

Someone gets it.

What a horrible thing!!!!! I mean, seriously, think of the children!

There went their entire allowance for the week!

I would have called the local CPD and probably have gotten shot for having a phone in my hand. To obsure/?

Av8rLuvr: UNC_Samurai: you don't know what sort of chemical substances might have been added to that pot....

That little statement right there brings back some fond memories of 1975.

I think.

Wasn't it Reagan who started spraying Paraquat on the pot? Great man.

I would leave it the fark alone. Never saw it.

Sorry, just read the article. What a tool. I bet he was a McSame/NailenPailn type.

Chariset: I would have disposed of it properly by burning, probably in a series of small controlled blazes

Absolutely, you can never be too careful. For me it'd be a toss up on whether to first wrap it in some kind of flamable yet sturdy covering in the shape of a tube to ensure best air flow, or just dump parts of it into a solid metal object like a bowl and ensure it gets properly filtered through some toxin reducing agent like water.

Funny little story.

One time, I think I was a senior, my friend came up to me before 1st period. He found a bag of pot on the ground, but the Vice Principal was standing right next to it, and he didn't have the balls to pick it up. So I did... it was good stuff, and he never got his "finder's fee."

This guy gets an early Christmas present and he gives it to the cops!!!! What an idiot.

Kid Mojo: Funny little story.

One time, I think I was a senior, my friend came up to me before 1st period. He found a bag of pot on the ground, but the Vice Principal was standing right next to it, and he didn't have the balls to pick it up. So I did... it was good stuff, and he never got his "finder's fee."

No disrespect, but that's farking stupid. I hope that bag was worth the serious risk of a felony.

A dimebag of pot isn't remotely worth it. Risk vs. reward, bro.

Cocaine on the other hand....

I would have made brownies with it.

Chariset: I would have disposed of it properly by burning, probably in a series of small controlled blazes

/applaude

Was the driveway made of hash?

/the shiat winds... they blow

BumpInTheNight: Chariset: I would have disposed of it properly by burning, probably in a series of small controlled blazes

Absolutely, you can never be too careful. For me it'd be a toss up on whether to first wrap it in some kind of flamable yet sturdy covering in the shape of a tube to ensure best air flow, or just dump parts of it into a solid metal object like a bowl and ensure it gets properly filtered through some toxin reducing agent like water.

i find glass works better you tend to get a cleaner burn

all joking aside i think its pretty stupid he called the police, seriously if you are not going to do anything with it throw it away, its not like the time i found a vial of LSD that is something that possibly could be unsafe to just throw away

Well if it's on Fark, it must have been C. It's always C.

flucto: I would have called the bomb squad.

Shouldn't that be the "Bong" squad?

YixilTesiphon: I would leave it the fark alone. Never saw it.

Not a bad idea... except if someone else finds it and calls it in, the cops are only going to know that someone found pot on your property. Then they get the search warrant, "find" a few pounds of pot in your house... you see where this is going.

I would have called the swat team and had them storm my home, murder my dogs in cold blood, and unnecessarily detain my wife and mother for hours. Then, it would be determined that it wasn't pot in my driveway.

That happened to me twice at an apartment complex.
1) Shortly after I moved in I noticed a 3 foot (male) plant growing among the bushes near my front door.

2) Found a suspicious black film container on the walkway. It was packed with buds.

Both were disposed of by fire.

willydwonka: felony

This word, I don't think you know what it means.

Drug and drink free so I would pass it onto a friend, not sure the cops would want it here in Austin, I think small amounts aren't an issue...

I definitely wouldn't ignore it though, everyone knows it's a gateway drug and before I know what has happened my driveway would be full of heroin and cocaine, and then it would start stealing from me and eventually die.

/seen it happen, driveways do it all the time.

Honest Bender: YixilTesiphon: I would leave it the fark alone. Never saw it.

Not a bad idea... except if someone else finds it and calls it in, the cops are only going to know that someone found pot on your property. Then they get the search warrant, "find" a few pounds of pot in your house... you see where this is going.

True. I'd decide it was an opportune time to sweep my driveway.

duckpoopy: ...Both were disposed of by fire.

Why the hell would you... waiiiit a minute, I see what you did there.

tweek46420: BumpInTheNight: Chariset: I would have disposed of it properly by burning, probably in a series of small controlled blazes

Absolutely, you can never be too careful. For me it'd be a toss up on whether to first wrap it in some kind of flamable yet sturdy covering in the shape of a tube to ensure best air flow, or just dump parts of it into a solid metal object like a bowl and ensure it gets properly filtered through some toxin reducing agent like water.

i find glass works better you tend to get a cleaner burn

all joking aside i think its pretty stupid he called the police, seriously if you are not going to do anything with it throw it away, its not like the time i found a vial of LSD that is something that possibly could be unsafe to just throw away

Can you please tell me what a "vial of lsd" looks like?

I'd decide to hose off the driveway, thereby re-gifting the bag to a neighbor downhill.

/Not interested, thanks.
//Enjoy.

"It was not immediately known who left the marijuana in the driveway."

But, ... later... ?

The only answer is you get all high, and make fun of your kid for dropping their shiat on the driveway.

Considering the tough times we are in, I'm surprised he didn't sell it for a quick buck. Could've been the start of a beautiful recession-proof career.

Used to work at Cracker Barrel in high school as hostess and we found a baggie laying by the front door one night. I think the boss and the dishwashers had a great time later.

My friend and I found a little under an ounce on the ground at the gas station one time. I wish I could find the guy who lost it. That was some good sh*t.