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(KTLA) Asinine Jack Sparrow actors at Disneyland get the ol' heave ho for being too sexy. Fark: after being flashed by teen girls. UltraFark: replaced by fairies   (ktla.com) divider line 118
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WillyShwonka 2008-12-07 01:44:21 PM  
Teen boobs always ruin everything

 
ethics-gradient 2008-12-07 01:44:55 PM  
Wait til they see what teenage boys do to the Tinkerbell lookalikes.

 
Scutter 2008-12-07 01:45:00 PM  
Damn article posts Jack Sparrow but no hawt women in Tinkerbell costumes. That's the real fail.

 
NightSteel 2008-12-07 01:45:10 PM  
You're fired, savvy?

 
Planterz 2008-12-07 01:45:23 PM  
First a pride day, now they have full time jobs there, too?

That does it. Get the magnum marker, Betty Lou, we're protesting again.

 
bassett 2008-12-07 01:46:02 PM  
PotC is the only Disney movie I actually like, though! Oh, and Mulan, too.

/I'll make a man
/Out of you

 
Roook [TotalFark] 2008-12-07 01:47:09 PM  
what a bunch of whores

 
TheOriginalEd 2008-12-07 01:47:47 PM  
pics or it didnt happen.

 
nuclear_asshat 2008-12-07 01:50:02 PM  
www.jailbaitonly.com


Agreed. Teen boobies are bad.

 
freakdiablo 2008-12-07 01:50:29 PM  
ethics-gradient: Wait til they see what teenage boys do to the Tinkerbell lookalikes.

You mean we aren't supposed to do that? Wow that's why the mob from Shrek came after me.

 
loki see loki do 2008-12-07 01:50:47 PM  
I thought Cap'n Jack was a bit...flamboyant.
And Cap'n Hook far too preoccupied with pre-adolescent boys.

 
Easy Reader 2008-12-07 01:51:44 PM  
What is with these new multicultural fairies? Disney trying to horn in on the Bratz market?

 
Gifted Many Few 2008-12-07 01:52:02 PM  
Pirates: Only in it for the booty.

 
AlwaysRightBoy [TotalFark] 2008-12-07 01:52:41 PM  
Nice job if you can get it.
/sans fairies
//not really, Disneyland would not be the same

 
Easy Reader 2008-12-07 01:53:15 PM  
nuclear_asshat

Dear god!

 
baltimoreblonde 2008-12-07 01:53:40 PM  
Easy Reader: What is with these new multicultural fairies? Disney trying to horn in on the Bratz market?

Hey, I'd rather have them than the Slutz anytime.

 
almandot 2008-12-07 01:53:57 PM  
Any hype over his little Pirates Lair island had died down anyways. People still liked his character though, more than some others that wander around, but I'm not sure this is really the reason unless somebody was just looking to cut more budget and when hearing of like one minor incident decided to pull the trigger on it.

 
loki see loki do 2008-12-07 01:55:05 PM  
nuclear_asshat: Agreed. Teen boobies are bad.

Awesomes!

That calls for a gratuitous posting of Random Cute Chick img.photobucket.com

 
GhostWing 2008-12-07 01:55:10 PM  
WillyShwonka: Teen boobs always ruin everything

It was for the children!!!

/obligatory

 
almafuerte 2008-12-07 01:55:30 PM  
Disney denies that they pirates were replaced by Tinker Bell fairies.

Win.

 
koder 2008-12-07 01:56:16 PM  
ethics-gradient: Wait til they see what teenage boys do to the Tinkerbell lookalikes.

Per multiple people in this thread, it's official: you win.

 
give me doughnuts [TotalFark] 2008-12-07 02:01:33 PM  
There was a far more important story in the side-bar: Bettie Page is in critical condition after suffering a heart attack.


koder:
ethics-gradient: Wait til they see what teenage boys do to the Tinkerbell lookalikes.

Per multiple people in this thread, it's official: you win.


Hells yeah. I always wanted to grab her by the wings and ....

Right. Like I'm the only one.

 
ne2d [TotalFark] 2008-12-07 02:03:26 PM  
blogs.families.com

Tinkerbell is the hottest Disney character ever.

 
Roook [TotalFark] 2008-12-07 02:05:01 PM  
I'm going to go to Disneyland and flash my junk at Tinkerbell now.

 
loki see loki do 2008-12-07 02:05:07 PM  
give me doughnuts: There was a far more important story in the side-bar: Bettie Page is in critical condition after suffering a heart attack.


koder: ethics-gradient: Wait til they see what teenage boys do to the Tinkerbell lookalikes.

Per multiple people in this thread, it's official: you win.

Hells yeah. I always wanted to grab her by the wings and ....

Right. Like I'm the only one.


Way NSFW (new window)

I'm a little weirded out by how easy that was to find.

 
GhostWing 2008-12-07 02:05:39 PM  
nuclear_asshat: Agreed. Teen boobies are bad.


Um, so what does a Jack Sparrow costume cost these days?

/kidding
//really! Just kidding!!

 
Overfiend [TotalFark] 2008-12-07 02:11:58 PM  
loki see loki do: give me doughnuts: There was a far more important story in the side-bar: Bettie Page is in critical condition after suffering a heart attack.


koder: ethics-gradient: Wait til they see what teenage boys do to the Tinkerbell lookalikes.

Per multiple people in this thread, it's official: you win.

Hells yeah. I always wanted to grab her by the wings and ....

Right. Like I'm the only one.

Way NSFW (new window)

I'm a little weirded out by how easy that was to find.


That poor little fairy is gonna get ripped in two!

/some bizarre stuff out there!

 
JonnyBGoode 2008-12-07 02:12:33 PM  
UltraFark: replaced by fairies

FAAAAABULOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

 
Devo Cornholiosky 2008-12-07 02:12:53 PM  
loki see loki do: give me doughnuts: There was a far more important story in the side-bar: Bettie Page is in critical condition after suffering a heart attack.


koder: ethics-gradient: Wait til they see what teenage boys do to the Tinkerbell lookalikes.

Per multiple people in this thread, it's official: you win.

Hells yeah. I always wanted to grab her by the wings and ....

Right. Like I'm the only one.

Way NSFW (new window)

I'm a little weirded out by how easy that was to find.


Ahh, the artwork of Zimmerman...
er..
I've never seen anything like that before in my life! Ew!
...
.....
so NSFW its scary (new window)

/no i didn't have that bookmarked
//not at all
/// >_

 
Tridentata 2008-12-07 02:17:16 PM  
Tinkerbell is of course featured in the immortal Disneyland Memorial Orgy (new window, moderately NSFW) cartoon by Wally Wood. (Lower right-hand corner after clicking on the full-size version.)

 
bunner [TotalFark] 2008-12-07 02:17:57 PM  
I'm pretty sure they modeled his character ofter Keith Richards and Keef's leathery ass is STILL getting lots of boobies, from the first 40 rows.

 
CaptainFatass 2008-12-07 02:18:26 PM  
freakdiablo 2008-12-07 01:50:29 PM
ethics-gradient: Wait til they see what teenage boys do to the Tinkerbell lookalikes.

You mean we aren't supposed to do that? Wow that's why the mob from Shrek came after me.


"Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I have to tell you, I gotta claim ignorance on this. Because if I had any idea that that sort of thing was frowned upon here..."

 
give me doughnuts [TotalFark] 2008-12-07 02:18:40 PM  
loki see loki do: give me doughnuts: There was a far more important story in the side-bar: Bettie Page is in critical condition after suffering a heart attack.


koder: ethics-gradient: Wait til they see what teenage boys do to the Tinkerbell lookalikes.

Per multiple people in this thread, it's official: you win.

Hells yeah. I always wanted to grab her by the wings and ....

Right. Like I'm the only one.

Way NSFW (new window)

I'm a little weirded out by how easy that was to find.


When you are hung like I am, a four-inch tall fairy is the only woman you can satisfy.

 
crinklefish [TotalFark] 2008-12-07 02:22:30 PM  
Little girls love to play dressup and makebelieve.

These little girls are 14, so they'd like to make believe they're schtupping pirateyDepp.

This same shizz use to happen to David Cassidy, but they didn't fire the guy over it.

My guess is some eager, canny cosplayer managed to nail one in a Disney tunnel, and the mouse hit the fan.

/imaginative

 
Trepanated 2008-12-07 02:22:55 PM  
Hey, I got flashed while by a young woman while working at Disney World. Splash Mountain to be exact. Granted, she wasn't trying to flash me, she just stood up and turned around and flashed her friend sitting behind her in the log. But, you know, there's cameras everywhere, and I just happened to be in tower at the time watching them. Out of the approximately 9,753 times I had to say "Please remain seated at all times, thank you" that summer, that was probably the only time I had a bit of a smile on my face while saying it.

I realize it's not a very exciting story, but if there were ever a time I was going to mention, this was it.

/also, I'm getting a kick out of these replies

 
memebot_of_doom 2008-12-07 02:25:08 PM  
Tridentata: Tinkerbell is of course featured in the immortal Disneyland Memorial Orgy (new window, moderately NSFW) cartoon by Wally Wood. (Lower right-hand corner after clicking on the full-size version.)

Larger, color version here (new window, NSFW).

 
swahnhennessy 2008-12-07 02:25:58 PM  
Take it to 4Chan, you sickos!

/but post that one where Peter Pan sticks her in Wendy's ass first

 
Dennis_Moore 2008-12-07 02:27:39 PM  
neatorama.cachefly.net
The REAL reason Song of the South was never released on home video...

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-12-07 02:31:05 PM  
nuclear_asshat: Agreed. Teen boobies are bad.

Why don't you have a seat over there.

 
Pwarky 2008-12-07 02:33:34 PM  
I predict good things for this thread.

/for when I am not at work...

 
Gwendolyn [TotalFark] 2008-12-07 02:35:24 PM  
loki see loki do: give me doughnuts: There was a far more important story in the side-bar: Bettie Page is in critical condition after suffering a heart attack.


koder: ethics-gradient: Wait til they see what teenage boys do to the Tinkerbell lookalikes.

Per multiple people in this thread, it's official: you win.

Hells yeah. I always wanted to grab her by the wings and ....

Right. Like I'm the only one.

Way NSFW (new window)

I'm a little weirded out by how easy that was to find.


OK the one with Jessica Rabbit, Tinkerbell, and Lara Croft made me LOL

 
slithering_wombastage 2008-12-07 02:37:28 PM  
So they get rid of a pirate in favor of a character who sprinkles you with a powder that makes you fly?

same-same

/where were these Jack Sparrows? In the ride?
//wondered why they looked so creepy-human

 
Lunger42 2008-12-07 02:45:46 PM  
One time I was at Disneyland and they had Jack Sparrow in a spot, I looked at the line and it was all females. Crazy hormone filled females..I can see Jack Sparrow getting some flashes. Quite hilarious that there is such a reaction from family friendly Disney when this character exudes such sex appeal to women. I'm not sure if this a facepalm moment but it definetly gets and ironic moment.

 
ultraholland 2008-12-07 02:53:10 PM  
i301.photobucket.com

www.forumammo.com

 
Fano 2008-12-07 02:53:39 PM  
Sadly, Jack Sparrow is being replaced by this:

www.itescapee.com

 
Moderation 2008-12-07 02:55:48 PM  
The guys wandered around the part of the park where the ride is and did pictures on the Island. Their pink slips probably have more to do with The Pirates movies being old news and the Tink movies being new news. The character department gets only so much budget. It will be pretty hard to get personal with the faries- they are day only and have thier own sanitized meet and greet area in Fantasyland. Though it can be done- I myself was once escorted away from Snow White and Cinderella when I strongly suggested to the moppet that this shold be Daddy's photo op- I think the term "Princess Sandwich" may have been used

 
theurge14 2008-12-07 02:56:15 PM  
nuclear_asshat: Agreed. Teen boobies are bad.

I have seen the mountain top...

 
OgreMagi 2008-12-07 03:00:52 PM  
Moderation: I myself was once escorted away from Snow White and Cinderella when I strongly suggested to the moppet that this shold be Daddy's photo op- I think the term "Princess Sandwich" may have been used

That was wrong? Oopsie. Good thing I kept my mouth shut when I took my step-daughter to get her photo with the little mermaid. They might not have taken kindly to the sushi comments running around in my head.

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-12-07 03:03:48 PM  
So many people in this thread need to have a seat over there...

 
DigitalCoffee 2008-12-07 03:11:13 PM  
As long as Tinkerbell looks like Julia Roberts I'm ok with it.

/my bunk... i'll be in it

 
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