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(WOAI) Dumbass Today's teacher arrested for sexual contact with a student brought to you by San Antonio, Texas. (With "Hey, she was 18, so fark it" pic)   (woai.com) divider line 125
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real shaman [TotalFark] 2008-12-07 12:10:59 PM  
Ya know... pussy's great and all that and 18 year old pussy may be really good, but is it so good that you throw your life away?

 
St_Francis_P [TotalFark] 2008-12-07 12:16:08 PM  
real shaman: Ya know... pussy's great and all that and 18 year old pussy may be really good, but is it so good that you throw your life away?

No matter how bright a guy is, the little head is not very smart.

 
MsInterpreted 2008-12-07 12:22:23 PM  
FTA: According to the arrest warrant, a custodian and a student walked in on Roberts and a female teenage student having sexual relations in a classroom.


Ha, ha, that's ridiculous.

 
Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark] 2008-12-07 12:39:26 PM  
real shaman: Ya know... pussy's great and all that and 18 year old pussy may be really good, but is it so good that you throw your life away?

It's not what you do, but who.

 
Epsilon [TotalFark] 2008-12-07 12:45:40 PM  
If there was no crime, he must do no time.
/Cochran

 
Benevolent Misanthrope [TotalFark] 2008-12-07 12:55:56 PM  
www.woai.comwww.reel.com

/just sayin'
//die Verbindungen sind heiß

 
dj_bigbird [TotalFark] 2008-12-07 01:09:00 PM  
Cooter is the most powerful drug in the world. It makes men do some stupid shiat.

 
Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark] 2008-12-07 01:11:59 PM  
He kinda looks like John Lovitz.

/High School High

 
FarkinHostile 2008-12-07 01:27:33 PM  
This could have been me if I were a teacher.

 
ExperianScaresCthulhu 2008-12-07 01:29:18 PM  
It's not the age, it's the abuse of power implicit in 'teacher-student' relationships. Power is intoxicating, and so is submission to power. Those types of relationships can lead to 'special privileges'......... and 'special punishments'... within the relationship, because of the relationship.

Best never to enter into them. And it's never worth one's job or reputation.

 
ExperianScaresCthulhu 2008-12-07 01:30:34 PM  
real shaman: Ya know... pussy's great and all that and 18 year old pussy may be really good, but is it so good that you throw your life away?

That's what I'm saying. And even 18 year old pussy isn't that good.

 
Ashtrey 2008-12-07 01:33:18 PM  
MsInterpreted: FTA: According to the arrest warrant, a custodian and a student walked in on Roberts and a female teenage student having sexual relations in a classroom.


Ha, ha, that's ridiculous.


I know, some student was about to nail the janitor but the room was taken.

 
jack21221 2008-12-07 01:33:45 PM  
Second degree felony? That seems a bit harsh. Fire him and give him some probation and a moderate fine.

 
Savior Self 2008-12-07 01:33:46 PM  
Has anyone else noticed that journalism is starting to read like a Penthouse Letter?


What is with all the graphic details?

 
Hiro's Protagonist 2008-12-07 01:34:49 PM  
Does the Libertarian party support this man? It seems to have been consensual

I want to learn about this new political party that is radically different from the Republican party. It was just a coincidence that their memberships are inversely correlated and the Libertarian party became popular when the Republican party became an embarrassment.

/people who make mistakes should be shamed until they learn from them

 
Neurocrat 2008-12-07 01:35:26 PM  
Savior Self: Has anyone else noticed that journalism is starting to read like a Penthouse Letter?


What is with all the graphic details?


Just shut up, that's why.

...I'll just be printing this article out and heading to my bunk now.

 
YouPeopleAreCrazy 2008-12-07 01:36:12 PM  
St_Francis_P: No matter how bright a guy is, the little head is not very smart.

We have two heads, but only enough blood to run one at a time.

 
TheOther [TotalFark] 2008-12-07 01:38:07 PM  
"Totally worth it."
www.woai.com

"Eat your heart out, Skinner."

 
Packer487 2008-12-07 01:41:51 PM  
Huh huh...the offense was defined in the Texas Penal Code. Huh huh.

 
Steve132 2008-12-07 01:41:59 PM  
Hiro's Protagonist: Does the Libertarian party support this man? It seems to have been consensual

I want to learn about this new political party that is radically different from the Republican party. It was just a coincidence that their memberships are inversely correlated and the Libertarian party became popular when the Republican party became an embarrassment.

/people who make mistakes should be shamed until they learn from them


I'm not really sure of your point in the slashies, nor am I certain what you mean by whether or not national party "supports" a particular obscure court case, but as someone who has never been republican, and has been in the LP for 4 years at least, I can say that yes, I personally think the criminal charge is freaking stupid, and the man should be immediately released and fired for inappropriate workplace conduct.

 
pvd021 2008-12-07 01:42:11 PM  
I don't know how this would be considered a criminal offense if the girl was 18 and she consented to the advances. Its totally unprofessional and inappropriate at the workplace and yeah the guy should be fired but I don't see how it could be considered a felony offense.

I mean imagine a 40ish year old bartender and an 18 year old waitress at your local restaurant or pub.

 
Magics5RIP 2008-12-07 01:42:19 PM  
ExperianScaresCthulhu: real shaman: Ya know... pussy's great and all that and 18 year old pussy may be really good, but is it so good that you throw your life away?

That's what I'm saying. And even 18 year old pussy isn't that good.


Really, why do teachers even try to get away with it? Or do they want to get caught?

Even if you want it, they are still 18 for a while after they graduate.

/Just sayin'

 
EddieMoscone 2008-12-07 01:42:49 PM  
Improper use of power? Sure. Criminal offense? Really? Is that necessary?

I mean, sure, fire him. He abused his power as a teacher. But a criminal record?

 
mudesi 2008-12-07 01:44:02 PM  
real shaman
You're gay, I assume.

/Not that there's anything wrong with that

 
rurdy 2008-12-07 01:44:04 PM  
She's 18. Where's her pic?

 
zvoidx 2008-12-07 01:45:03 PM  
sex is bad...mmkay?

 
Thats an 827 2008-12-07 01:45:19 PM  
Good time to test the Pheromone defense?

 
Turd_Ferguson 2008-12-07 01:46:15 PM  
She came to my classroom asking for help on a paper,
She bent over my desk and I knew I could take her and then I........jizzed in my pants...

 
Hiro's Protagonist 2008-12-07 01:47:34 PM  
Steve132:
I'm not really sure of your point in the slashies, nor am I certain what you mean by whether or not national party "supports" a particular obscure court case, but as someone who has never been republican, and has been in the LP for 4 years at least, I can say that yes, I personally think the criminal charge is freaking stupid, and the man should be immediately released and fired for inappropriate workplace conduct.


I pretty much carried a separate issue into the thread. It's one part pointing out the incongruities of those Republicans who think they can wash themselves of all sins by declaring they are now Libertarians, and one part if I sign up for the party would it become the right of all teachers and camp counsellors to boink their charges under the protection of the law

 
YouPeopleAreCrazy 2008-12-07 01:48:29 PM  
pvd021: I don't know how this would be considered a criminal offense if the girl was 18 and she consented to the advances.

Teacher-student. Different rules apply.

 
Resin33 2008-12-07 01:49:38 PM  
pvd021: I don't know how this would be considered a criminal offense if the girl was 18 and she consented to the advances. Its totally unprofessional and inappropriate at the workplace and yeah the guy should be fired but I don't see how it could be considered a felony offense.

I mean imagine a 40ish year old bartender and an 18 year old waitress at your local restaurant or pub.


Yeah... I thought this kind of thing was only frowned upon.

 
Devoid 2008-12-07 01:49:51 PM  
Ashtrey: MsInterpreted: FTA: According to the arrest warrant, a custodian and a student walked in on Roberts and a female teenage student having sexual relations in a classroom.


Ha, ha, that's ridiculous.

I know, some student was about to nail the janitor but the room was taken.


Came in here to say this. Thanks for saving me the trouble.

 
Hiro's Protagonist 2008-12-07 01:49:52 PM  
JonEdangerousli: Hiro's Protagonist: Does the Libertarian party support this man? It seems to have been consensual

I want to learn about this new political party that is radically different from the Republican party. It was just a coincidence that their memberships are inversely correlated and the Libertarian party became popular when the Republican party became an embarrassment.

/people who make mistakes should be shamed until they learn from them

I'd recommend "Restoring the American Dream" by Robert Ringer if you sincerely desire to learn about the principles of libertarianism. If you're trolling please disregard.


I'm just being a jackass; already in the no dogma, no demagogues allowed party

 
rurdy 2008-12-07 01:50:13 PM  
Savior Self: Has anyone else noticed that journalism is starting to read like a Penthouse Letter?


What is with all the graphic details?


You're right!

Dear Penthouse Forum,

I put my hands on her breasts last January, and the touching was consensual. We continued flirting throughout the year and in September I put my hand inside her panties and she touched my penis. On Friday I was touching her again. That's when police say a custodian and student spotted us in my classroom.

Signed,

Blue balls in San Antonio

 
kabloink 2008-12-07 01:50:40 PM  
YouPeopleAreCrazy: pvd021: I don't know how this would be considered a criminal offense if the girl was 18 and she consented to the advances.

Teacher-student. Different rules apply.


Even worse is that he will probably end up on the sex offenders registry despite the girl being of legal age.

 
TheOther [TotalFark] 2008-12-07 01:50:46 PM  
rurdy: She's 18. Where's her pic?

redriverpak.files.wordpress.com

 
YixilTesiphon 2008-12-07 01:51:15 PM  
Hiro's Protagonist: Does the Libertarian party support this man? It seems to have been consensual

I want to learn about this new political party that is radically different from the Republican party. It was just a coincidence that their memberships are inversely correlated and the Libertarian party became popular when the Republican party became an embarrassment.

/people who make mistakes should be shamed until they learn from them


I'm not a member of the LP, but I don't think what he did should be illegal, but he should be fired.

 
phr3nic 2008-12-07 01:51:28 PM  
I would agree with you to a point (certainly, having sex with an 18 year old is simply not the same thing as having sex with a 14 year old) - but bear in mind that he was having sex in his classroom. If it was in his home, I would think he was primarily just a moron who deserved to be fired.

Not to sound puritanical, but if the student who discovered him was a minor, then things get a little more complicated. That that the student could have been is enough. I'm pretty sure it would have been a crime for him to have sex with another 40 year old if it was on school grounds and in his classroom.

pvd021: I don't know how this would be considered a criminal offense if the girl was 18 and she consented to the advances. Its totally unprofessional and inappropriate at the workplace and yeah the guy should be fired but I don't see how it could be considered a felony offense.

I mean imagine a 40ish year old bartender and an 18 year old waitress at your local restaurant or pub.

 
Snowflake Tubbybottom 2008-12-07 01:51:32 PM  
EddieMoscone: Improper use of power? Sure. Criminal offense? Really? Is that necessary?

I mean, sure, fire him. He abused his power as a teacher. But a criminal record?


We'd need a pic of her to correctly decide if it were criminal or not.

 
pvd021 2008-12-07 01:51:33 PM  
YouPeopleAreCrazy
pvd021: I don't know how this would be considered a criminal offense if the girl was 18 and she consented to the advances.

Teacher-student. Different rules apply.


Ok, College professor and 18 year old Freshman. You still think that's a felony offense?

 
Thai Mai Xhu 2008-12-07 01:53:13 PM  
1-5th grades=primary
6-8th grades=secondary
8-12th grades=terciary.
No crime has occured.
He scores, he shoots, and deserves a free game.

 
rurdy 2008-12-07 01:54:02 PM  
TheOther: rurdy: She's 18. Where's her pic?

That just rules out fettalio....

 
give me doughnuts [TotalFark] 2008-12-07 01:54:05 PM  
i249.photobucket.com

 
give me doughnuts [TotalFark] 2008-12-07 01:55:59 PM  
Thai Mai Xhu: 8-12th grades=terciary.

tertiary

 
submarinecaptain 2008-12-07 01:57:11 PM  
rurdy: She's 18. Where's her pic?

No shiat. She admits to the consentual nature of the (clearly inappropriate) relationship, so she's not a rape victim. Why is her identity not being made known?

{Post script obligitory giggity giggity}

 
HappyLittleTree 2008-12-07 01:57:43 PM  
Did anyone read that article?

The girl told police Roberts put his hands on her breasts last January, and that the touching was consensual. She says they continued flirting throughout the year and in September she says Roberts put his hand inside her panties then she touched his penis. Then on Friday he was touching her again.

 
behrooz 2008-12-07 01:58:03 PM  
The air conditioning was on the fritz the day Paul noticed the white, thin top was sticking to one of his student's skin. Paul quickly retreated behind his desk at the front to hide his excitement. The view got better. He could see she was wearing light yellow panties. At this moment he knew jail was in his future...

 
MongoTheGeek 2008-12-07 02:00:27 PM  
Savior Self: Has anyone else noticed that journalism is starting to read like a Penthouse Letter?


What is with all the graphic details?


Well ever since the Starr report talked about Monica Lewinski giving Bill Clinton the rusty trombone...

/no it didn't call it that.
//it was mentioned in the foot notes

 
almafuerte 2008-12-07 02:01:36 PM  
real shaman: Ya know... pussy's great and all that and 18 year old pussy may be really good, but is it so good that you throw your life away?

One word for you: Marriage.
Yes, people throws their life away for pussy. It really is that good.

 
dennysgod 2008-12-07 02:02:23 PM  
TTIWWP

 
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