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(News Of The World) Obvious Amy Winehouse's husband demands £1 million or he'll write a tell-all book, which would be a real blow to her stellar reputation   (newsoftheworld.co.uk) divider line 22
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Die Polizei 2008-12-07 09:17:23 AM  
The junkie earned his 1 mil. I would have to have at least 50 mil to sleep with that bag of infected scars.

 
Kitwilly [TotalFark] 2008-12-07 09:29:45 AM  
I hear some of the bombshells are secret pics of her eating milk and cookies, and of her actually taking a shower.

 
St_Francis_P [TotalFark] 2008-12-07 09:33:25 AM  
Kitwilly: I hear some of the bombshells are secret pics of her eating milk and cookies, and of her actually taking a shower.

No way, there would be nothing left afterward.

 
sirgrim [TotalFark] 2008-12-07 09:58:08 AM  
I need to start being (more) useless. They're the only people that make money these days.

 
No Catchy Nickname 2008-12-07 10:05:12 AM  
Georgette claimed that worried Mitch Winehouse pitched the secret deal after Blake confessed to the News of the World last Sunday how he got Amy hooked on heroin, crack cocaine and self-harm.

With Blake back behind bars for assault and trial-fixing, Georgette again insisted he's not interested in Amy's cash, but added: "Mitch's £50,000 offer was an insult. Amy's worth £10 million and Blake's her husband. He's entitled to at least £3 million after all he's been through with her.


So his mum thinks he should get 3 million pounds for turning his wife into a crack-addled sack of antlers.
What would he get for being a good husband?

 
wilde_at_heart 2008-12-07 10:06:00 AM  
sirgrim
I need to start being (more) useless. They're the only people that make money these days.


If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gives it to. - Dorothy Parker

 
Generation_D [TotalFark] 2008-12-07 10:15:02 AM  
If I did half the crap this guy claims, my mother / family would have disowned me and sold *their* stories first.

 
Swampthing in Korea 2008-12-07 10:28:49 AM  
A saw a picture of her were she was hot.

Tell me I'm not the only one.....

 
whiskeyinthejar [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-12-07 10:47:43 AM  
Swampthing in Korea: A saw a picture of her were she was hot.

Tell me I'm not the only one.....


beconfused.com

Drugs are bad, mmkay....

 
we todd did [TotalFark] 2008-12-07 10:55:34 AM  
I've already read Junky by Burroughs. I don't think it requires a sequel.

 
Rainbowtyedye [TotalFark] 2008-12-07 11:00:50 AM  
Came for the pictures of Amy Winehouse that would make me feel better about how I look this morning. Leaving sadly unfulfilled and in need of a hair brush.

/shakes fist

 
ApocoLypstick [TotalFark] 2008-12-07 11:56:16 AM  
whiskeyinthejar: Drugs are bad, mmkay....

I didn't want to believe that was the same person. Wow.

 
Funk Brothers 2008-12-07 01:15:49 PM  
She sucks. She does more coke than Bush and Obama does on any given day.

 
FarkinHostile 2008-12-07 01:33:10 PM  
Kitwilly

I hear some of the bombshells are secret pics of her eating milk and cookies, and of her actually taking a shower.


(Gasp!)

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-12-07 02:29:55 PM  
Here's what would happen if someone did give him the money. He'd take it and buy a huge bag of heroin. Then he'd kill himself with it. The book would then never get written.

 
missiv 2008-12-07 03:30:22 PM  
Why would a dying person care about their secrets being exposed? I'd leave him broke, hiring a ghost writer and borrowing money for that last beautiful hot load he's going to shoot in his veins.


I think he's discovered a new profession though. Romance a famous person, get them addicted to drugs, get clean in prison while they go completely over the edge and start talking to Death, threaten their shrinking live corpse body with exposure, then WHAMO, blackmail them for a MILLION pounds.

 
radioman_ 2008-12-07 04:46:01 PM  
Unless it turns out that she works the donkey show in Tijuana for extra crack money, I don't what he could add to Amy-lore.

 
Metaluna Mutant 2008-12-07 05:18:43 PM  
Came here for the "Jesus Christ! It's Amy Winehouse! Get in the car!" leave disappointed.

 
Bhasayate [TotalFark] 2008-12-08 02:24:04 AM  
She's like that dude from Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail ....

Bring out yur dead!

But he's not dead yet!

He will be!

Still, sad, I bet should could bounce back, somewhat, if she stopped living like a perpetual train wreck.

 
MrEricSir 2008-12-08 02:44:22 AM  
sirgrim: I need to start being (more) useless. They're the only people that make money these days.

That's easy; simply become an executive at an American car company or bank.

 
reveal101 2008-12-08 03:05:41 AM  
Cocaine is a hell of a drug. I'm going to use Amy Winehouse as an example when I'm explaining to my daughter about drugs. Sure they make you feel good, but do you really want to risk being a brain dead drug zombie that looks like a corpse that fell down a cliff?

 
CigaretteSmokingMan 2008-12-08 08:35:42 AM  
I don't think she was ever hot.

 
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