You can track down the Wienermobile with Twitter.

How well do you know weiners?

Like the front of my hand.

Also: this will make the best Fark shirt evar

I submitted this hoping it would have a t-shirt available!!

The have a hotdogger blog too.

Check out the current Hot Doggers. Who do you like best? It's tough to choose between Molly Mustard and All-beef Allison.

I know enough not to eat Oscar Meyer weiners...

All-beef Allison




Molly Mustard

Wieners.

And also:

Heineken.

Thank you.

Errk: I know enough not to eat Oscar Meyer weiners...

THIS

In what respect, Charlie?

Nice picture at the top of the article:

Hotdoggers? As opposed to your normal run-of-the-mill doggers?

I know wiener, but apparently not well enough to get it in the boobies.

See - if GM still made cars like this, they wouldn't need a bailout. Oh, wait...

never knew they had a mini-weinermobile
and with a black guy ironically driving it!

/wonder if anyone has shagged in the original vehicle

They'd also prefer that you have a BA or BS in communications, PR, journalism, advertising, marketing.

Hey Dad, remember that degree of mine that you mortgaged your house for? Guess what job I just landed?

Will land the job.

Pfft, they gotta post the salary if they expect applicants. A bachelor's degree to drive a hot dog? WTF

carltrips: never knew they had a mini-weinermobile
and with a black guy ironically driving it!

/wonder if anyone has shagged in the original vehicle

That's Michael Strahan, former defensive end for the New York Giants and probable future Hall of Famer.

Not as well as your mom, subby.

/Oh snap.

No Weenery tag?

"if you habla espanol they seem to like that a lot"

I LOL'd

piaddic120: Pfft, they gotta post the salary if they expect applicants. A bachelor's degree to drive a hot dog? WTF

TFA: "Competition is fierce -- the company typically gets more than 1,000 applications for 12 spots."

The principles of economics say that whatever they're paying, it's too much.

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"I played the flute for eight years which was great practice for becoming an expert on the Wiener Whistle. Look for me on the hot dog highways, but be careful, my excitement for the Wienermobile is contagious!"

ne2d: piaddic120: Pfft, they gotta post the salary if they expect applicants. A bachelor's degree to drive a hot dog? WTF

TFA: "Competition is fierce -- the company typically gets more than 1,000 applications for 12 spots."

The principles of economics say that whatever they're paying, it's too much.

I'd say high unemployment is attributed to all those applicants

SmackLT: How well do you know weiners?

Like the front of my hand.

Wiener-palm.

ne2d: piaddic120: Pfft, they gotta post the salary if they expect applicants. A bachelor's degree to drive a hot dog? WTF

TFA: "Competition is fierce -- the company typically gets more than 1,000 applications for 12 spots."

The principles of economics say that whatever they're paying, it's too much.

My niece was a finalist last year (top 20... they take 15 into Hotdog U and keep 12). They pay $45K, all expenses, all clothing, etc. Not bad for a new college grad!!!

piaddic120: Pfft, they gotta post the salary if they expect applicants. A bachelor's degree to drive a hot dog? WTF

"They'd also prefer that you have a BA or BS in communications, PR, journalism, advertising, marketing."

So I figure they are targetting the ever-growing army of Media Studies or Communication Studies grads. In which case, I'd say the job would stretch such candidates to the very limits of their talents.

But hey, Sociology grads, don't panic, "if you really think you're Hotdogger material they'll consider other majors" so you too are still in with a chance!

carltrips: never knew they had a mini-weinermobile
and with a black guy ironically driving it!

/wonder if anyone has shagged in the original vehicle

That would be a real specific fetish, but with either of the two chicks in the photos above, not too far of a stretch of the old imagination.

/LOL at the black guy driving the Mini-Wienermobile

I'm here for some Yvonne "Weiner Girl" Strahovski pics.

I know them pretty well- a family of that name lives on my street. Seriously- and the name suits them perfectly. One is named Max.

If I had heard about this job while still in college, I would've dropped everything to live in hotels for a year.... driving around a large hot dog and giving out whistles.

Coolest job evar!

Obvious driver!

Love a soft, warm bun.

Might be qualified for the job.

\DRTFA

I thought TFA would catch me up on the careers of Mark Foley, Larry Craig, Jeff Gannon and Ted Haggard.

As someone who lives where it was designed, I see a number of them. Cudos to the hiring managers - I have never met a driver/whatever from the Mobile that has not been upbeat and teriffic. I once had a discussion with a rep over what they ate for Weiners, citing many local producers that had *FAR* superior products to OM, and was very surprised to hear how intelligent the responses were. Up to and includig the phrase "Well, if you want to pay that price" And including "We do not sell Weiners, we sell hot dogs!" and giving a very decent explaination.

Are your fingers good? 'Cuz you need good fingers to handle the hotdogs.

/And I got me one of them big ones.

dholway: Are your fingers good? 'Cuz you need good fingers to handle the hotdogs.

/And I got me one of them big ones.

Jocko Johnson is nowhere near as cool as Frank Rizzo or Sol Rosenberg, but I see what you did there nonetheless.

They plump when you cook 'em.

Ignatius J. Reilly would approve.

ne2d: TFA: "Competition is fierce -- the company typically gets more than 1,000 applications for 12 spots."

The principles of economics say that whatever they're paying, it's too much.

Hardly. If you want a very specific sort of candidate (and it sounds like their standards are very picky), then you have to pay for that. The large applicant pool increases the chance of finding that rare person in the crowd.

If Mrs Frostus is lucky she can drive my wienermobile tomorrow night.

/pop the clutch, baby...