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(The Local (Germany)) Strange Thief steals St. Nicolas Day presents from two households. Police searching for a green, furry individual riding a sled pulled by a tiny dog with huge antlers strapped to its head   (thelocal.de) divider line 24
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tonesskin [TotalFark] 2008-12-07 09:22:03 AM  
That's not what atheists wear to their religious ceremonies.

 
chixdiggit [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-12-07 09:23:23 AM  
Stealing things from Ze Germans? I wouldn't.

 
Theological Farker 2008-12-07 09:29:27 AM  
black_knight: Oscar?

/Boobies :P

Since you're from the future, what are todays scores?

/heads to the bookie

 
skinink 2008-12-07 09:29:46 AM  
I like the headline further down "Irish pork pulled from German Markets". Didn't realize that Germans could reach so far as to jerk off the Irish.

 
I Like Sheep 2008-12-07 09:30:50 AM  
Thief steals St. Nicolas Day presents from two households. Police searching for a green, furry individual riding a sled pulled by a tiny dog with a huge antlers strapped to its head

 
LonMead 2008-12-07 09:39:57 AM  
The following image was caught on a surveillance camera in the vicinity...
i111.photobucket.com

If you see this person, DO NOT APPROACH, as his heart is three sizes too small. Contact Whoville Police Dept. or the Who Co. Sheriff.

 
Ball of Confusion 2008-12-07 09:42:29 AM  
FAIL.

It wasn't The Grinch, it was The Krampus.

 
CaptainBeer 2008-12-07 09:45:56 AM  
Best. Christmas. Show. Evar.

 
black_knight 2008-12-07 09:52:20 AM  
Theological Farker: black_knight: Oscar?

/Boobies :P

Since you're from the future, what are todays scores?

/heads to the bookie
You're making me hop back in the DeLorean?
*Boobies*
All games cancelled due to lack of interest.

 
TheGreyPiper 2008-12-07 10:19:52 AM  
I Like Sheep: Thief steals St. Nicolas Day presents from two households. Police searching for a green, furry individual riding a sled pulled by a tiny dog with a huge antlers strapped to its head

ftfy

 
TheGreyPiper 2008-12-07 10:21:37 AM  
TheGreyPiper: I Like Sheep: Thief steals St. Nicolas Day presents from two households. Police searching for a green, furry individual riding a sled pulled by a tiny dog with a huge antlers strapped to its head

ftfy

Oops. That strike is very hard to see on a single 's', isn't it?

 
jokker 2008-12-07 10:27:45 AM  
weak headline dude, the grinch stole xmas? c'mon now.

 
tuffsnake 2008-12-07 10:40:18 AM  
TheGreyPiper: TheGreyPiper: I Like Sheep: Thief steals St. Nicolas Day presents from two households. Police searching for a green, furry individual riding a sled pulled by a tiny dog with a huge antlers strapped to its head

ftfy

Oops. That strike is very hard to see on a single 's', isn't it?

ftfy

 
spill_thrill 2008-12-07 10:56:02 AM  
i267.photobucket.com

 
Dennis_Moore 2008-12-07 10:57:45 AM  
spill_thrill


I cried.

 
PizzaJedi81 2008-12-07 11:01:54 AM  
spill_thrill

G'nort stole Christmas?

Did Mogo have anything to do with it?

 
gad 2008-12-07 11:42:39 AM  
Dudes, you should all check out Krampus http://www.thelocal.de/gallery/341/ Bavaria's scary Christmas tradition
The goat-headed, troll-like monsters come out at night and roam Christmas markets and villages are part of southern German tradition during the holidays. Now there is some Christmas I can get behind. Link

 
jerkobson 2008-12-07 11:44:48 AM  
Came to point out the number of antlers the dog had tied to its head. Saw it had been done. Congratulates all you who corrected this error.

/and now leaves happy.

 
gad 2008-12-07 11:56:26 AM  
www.thelocal.de
hotlinked

 
Gosling [TotalFark] 2008-12-07 12:33:50 PM  
Didn't all these people live in a speck of dust, if we're following official Dr. Seuss canon?

 
leonel 2008-12-07 04:01:56 PM  
gad: hotlinked

Oh man. I would totally get down with Christmas if that was what the season was about.

 
Mouser 2008-12-07 04:22:33 PM  
Ball of Confusion: FAIL.

It wasn't The Grinch, it was The Krampus.

Can't be the Krampus. He would've left behind a stick for the kids' parents to beat them with.

 
Fluid 2008-12-07 08:31:51 PM  
gad: Dudes, you should all check out Krampus http://www.thelocal.de/gallery/341/ Bavaria's scary Christmas tradition
The goat-headed, troll-like monsters come out at night and roam Christmas markets and villages are part of southern German tradition during the holidays. Now there is some Christmas I can get behind. Link

Makes me wonder what trolls are doing at Christmas markets. Holiday shopping?

 
black_knight 2008-12-07 09:21:49 PM  
Oscar?

/Boobies :P

 
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