I didn't read the article but for some reason I want Keanu Reeves to play the lead in the movie.

No wonder he missed his target. He was a virgin, after all.

Is a "broke elbow" not quite as bad as a "broken elbow"?

500 scoots to kill somebody in Chicago?

They'll take care of his virginity in prison. All a aboard!

Subby please commit eustanasia

"He's Tyrone!"

+1, Subby.

Oh crackheads. What crack will you head next?

cksewell: I didn't read the article but for some reason I want Keanu Reeves to play the lead in the movie.

Had you RTFA, this guy went full retard. You don't wan't Keanu Reeves to play a retard gunman do you?

Telly Virgin, 33... Well his last name sure fits with a name like "Telly".

For some reason, when I saw "virgin hitman" I thought of some emo teenager wiping out a Megastore because they didn't have this week's whaa-baby CD.

archevilangel: Telly Virgin, 33... Well his last name sure fits with a name like "Telly".

No wonder he wants to kill people :P

fanbladesaresharp: ...You don't wan't Keanu Reeves to play a retard gunman do you?

Not again. We all remember Speed.

adeist69: Is a "broke elbow" not quite as bad as a "broken elbow"?

Came here to say this. Can we get some reporters/proofreaders who actually know the English language?

Stories like this are pretty much why we need the "FAIL" tag.

FTFA - "one suffered a broke elbow, another suffered a severely injured his neck and back"

Has the reliance on spellcheckers grown so much that no one learns proper english? I've always thought that some type of formal education was required to become a major newspaper reporter.

WFern: fanbladesaresharp: ...You don't wan't Keanu Reeves to play a retard gunman do you?

Not again. We all remember Speed.

Winner.

Bobhein: FTFA - "one suffered a broke elbow, another suffered a severely injured his neck and back"

Has the reliance on spellcheckers grown so much that no one learns proper english? I've always thought that some type of formal education was required to become a major newspaper reporter.

The younger generations are going to ensure that proper writing skills are ridiculed and this form of half-assed writing becomes the norm.

Mark my words.

wait.. this far in the thread and nobody has posted olga kurylenko pics? i mean, just because...

lostcat: Bobhein: FTFA - "one suffered a broke elbow, another suffered a severely injured his neck and back"

Has the reliance on spellcheckers grown so much that no one learns proper english? I've always thought that some type of formal education was required to become a major newspaper reporter.

The younger generations are going to ensure that proper writing skills are ridiculed and this form of half-assed writing becomes the norm.

Mark my words.

I came to snark about grammar too, and since you've all said it already, i'll add to lostcat and point out that usage of the non-word, for example "ur", is also on the rise.

archevilangel: Telly Virgin, 33... Well his last name sure fits with a name like "Telly".



Wanted for questioning.

Crack shot should never miss.

/got nothin'

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Well, I guess in his case it was heroin. Apparently that's the hitman drug of choice.

I think a crackhead hitman movie might be funny as hell.

why so serious?

Bobhein: FTFA - "one suffered a broke elbow, another suffered a severely injured his neck and back"

Has the reliance on spellcheckers grown so much that no one learns proper english? I've always thought that some type of formal education was required to become a major newspaper reporter.

Next time you read political commentary in a newspaper, remember that there is a brain-damaged "journalist" behind the "facts".

archevilangel: Telly Virgin, 33... Well his last name sure fits with a name like "Telly".

Who loves ya, baby?

Disagrees:

L'original crack head assassin.

Telly virgin?

///It's hard to believe this guy has never watched television

Impressive. I always thought the tribune was a decent paper. Never read it mind you, but Before reading that piece, I would have put them somewhere around SF Chronicle and Washington Post quality, but below NY times and Wall street journal. Now I guess I'll plop them in the ghetto with USA Today and its soulless minions.

JuicyJ Subby please commit eustanasia

Lemme guess-defendant's relative?

one suffered a broke elbow, another suffered a severely injured his neck and back

Dear Mr. Steve Schmadeke: Kill your English teacher. That is all.