At first, I thought "fail" due to no pic...Then I saw that the twins were male, and I knew "fail".

They're like the punchline to a bad joke. "...well, I wished for a pair of really hot twins who like to fool around."

Don't miss Danny Bonaduce and Danny Bonaduce in The Parent Trap!

As long as it's Florida that they're burning down, I have no problem with this.

Trashcan Man got cloned?

Stealing down an ally on a cold dark night
I see a halo in the rain around the street light
I stop and look, and listen to the sound
As the raindrops penetrate the silence all around
Alone, I gaze into the glistening street
The distant thunder echoing my heartbeat
Urging me on to a secret goal
Away from the light from this lamp on a pole
So I turn, slip away into the rain
Drifting like a spirit through the shadows in the lane
Clutching the tools of my trade in my hand
An old box of matches and a gasoline can
Darkness envelopes the scene like a shroud
A veil of emptiness hangs from the clouds
Filling up the cracks in this desolate place
Cradled by the night in an icy embrace

Moving to the town like a ghost in the rain
A dim reflection in a dark window pane
Blackness beckons from every side
Creeping all around like an incoming tide
A broken window in an empty house
I slip inside and begin to douse
The whole place with the fuel that will feed the fire
And push back the night, taking me higher
On out of the darkness in a defeaning roar
The match in my hand is the key to the door
A simple turn of the wrist will suffice
To open a passage to paradise
I pause, I think about the past and the gloom
The smell of gasoline permeates the room
Everyone has a little secret he keeps
I light the fires while the city sleeps

(Like the 4th of July)

The match makes a graceful arc to the floor
And time stands still as I turn for the door
Which explodes in a fireball and throws me to the street
I hit the ground running with the flames at my feet
Reaching for the night which recoils from the fire
The raindrops hiss like a devilish choir
Dying in the flames with a terrible sound
Calling all the names of the sleepers all around
But then in the arms of the night, they lay
Their dreams, sprout wings and fly away
Out of the houses in a gathering flock
Swarming overhead as I hurry down the block
I make my escape with the greatest of ease
And savor the darkness, drop to my knees
And the light less window, my hand on the latch
I reach in my pocket, and pull out a match

i thought one was always evil

"Take out da pay-pahs and da trash, o-ah you don't get no spending cosh!"

Can someone post the mugshot of the two twin females with the gigantic, alien foreheads?

Thank you.

Sherjo311: i thought one was always evil

You're thinking of siamese twins, in which case the left is the evil one.

What were the names of those evil twins from Cobra in G.I. Joe?

What's twin language for "Fire!"

That's so hot.

Any twins(male) that I have come across, there is always one defective twin. One has all the looks and smarts and the other is a turd.

/Based on mannerisms.

The_Gallant_Gallstone: What were the names of those evil twins from Cobra in G.I. Joe?

Tomax and Xamot.

not entirely true.

hillarys strap on: not entirely true.

They're starting fires of a different sort. If they psychotic, then it is more likely they are demons in the sack.

Grady: My girls, sir, they didn't care for the Overlook at first. One of them actually stole a pack of matches and tried to burn it down. But I... CORRECTED them, sir. And when my wife tried to prevent me from doing my duty, I CORRECTED her.



/hello, danny
//come and play with us

Wanted for questioning:

Shortly before this photo was taken Bubba and Zeke had torched a Denny's.

Like these?

Person: Wanted for questioning:

I'm really digging the Cobra Codpieces. And isn't it nice of the one to have a cosmetic scar so we can tell them apart?

I love the name "Mount Dora". Not because it reeks of Nickelodeon porn, but that it tries to fool you into thinking there's a mountain in Florida.

I came here for hot twins, and wasn't disappointed.

Here's to you, Fark!

berylman: Shortly before this photo was taken Bubba and Zeke had torched a Denny's.


Looks like they rescued all the food first...

You know, isn't it interesting how the left -- or sinister -- twin is invariably the evil one?

This thread is useless without pics of the Milton twins.

lordargent:

I love that song, nice to see someone else out there knows about it too.

hillarys strap on Quote 2008-12-07 01:36:48 AM
[pic of hot blond twins]

That picture would be a lot hotter if they didn't look like they hated each other.

mmmmmn, zellwood. home of the sweetest corn on this green earth.

If both are arsonists, how come only one was mentioned as being charged? Also, it doesn't mention their ages, just that of their accomplice. I wonder why that is?

Technically, they are sociopathic, not psychotic. This thread needed some geek posts. Voilà!

I don't think Fark was around when the Krays were terrorizing London.

Chariset: And isn't it nice of the one to have a cosmetic scar so we can tell them apart?

You don't even need that. They dress as mirror images of each other.

I cameDalar: I came here for hot twins, and wasn't disappointed.

Here's to you, Fark!

I came here looking for pictures of hot twins, so I could sigh heavily and roll my eyes at the predictability of Farkers....

and I wasn't disappointed.

Traffic Cops - Swedish Twins run onto Motorway Highway playing frogger hit by lorry and survive. 1 of the twins Sabina Eriksson is charged with murder.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LCQkSst5iQ (pops)

What? Two genetically-identical people share the same identical genetic mental dementia?!?

// Shoot them both with a bullet to the back of the head.

lordargent

MC 900 Foot Jesus FTW! Great song!

Really surprised this hasn't been posted yet:

Subby means psychopathic, not psychotic. Psychopaths have no conscience, and are given to socially maladjusted behaviors. The serial killer who hides bodies in his mother's basement is a psychopath. Psychotics, by contrast, have a normal conscience, but have disconnected with reality. The old lady who lives on the street under the delusion that she is the exiled Queen of Mysteria, Planet of the Pig People, is a psychotic. Unlike psychopaths, pyschotics are mostly harmless.

As a real-life monozygotic twin whose brother is also a Farker, I'm really getting a kick out of these replies. He joined years before I did. I just lurked.

As for the arsonist thing? I did set him on fire once by accident. No Corsican Bros, though, or we'd both have been rolling around in agony.

The really nice thing about being a twin is knowing there's a sack of fresh, transplantable organs available 24/7 (with no chance of rejection).

/But he's really gotta stop smoking
//SRSLY
/// I might need them lungs.

Seems 'nuture' won out in this case.

Nice fiveheads on the creepy twin girls, btw.

Wow. Someone else knows MC 900 Foot Jesus. I thought it was just me.