Sure...right...probably faked it in the penguin enclosure at a petting zoo.

Let me guess, his pussy hurts?

That or a horrid pedicure related injury.

R.A.Danny: Let me guess, his pussy hurts?

That or a horrid pedicure related injury.

Internet Toughgou Magazine called about your sunscription ....

That'll make great TV.

2wheeljunkie: LES STROUD

Truly an awesome dude.

Survivorman FTW!

chemical_angel: Internet Toughgou Magazine called about your sunscription ....

What are you drinking tonight?

2wheeljunkie: LES STROUD

Sucks nutts. Can't stand watching him and find it boring. Yeah, maybe everything isn't 100% real with Bear but he will do crazy, farked up shiat to show you whats up.

Les Stroud is more real, but he does always look like he probably needs some deodorant.

Tr0mBoNe: That'll make great TV.

This. They'd better air that footage, or he's nowhere near who he thinks he is. The more gruesome, the better.

Might help defray that whole "pussy fake faker" controversy, anyway.

MaxxLarge: They'd better air that footage, or he's nowhere near who he thinks he is. The more gruesome, the better.

Wow, you're a compassionate soul

Hands up who didn't see this coming.
No one? Didn't think so.

MaxxLarge: Might help defray that whole "pussy fake faker" controversy, anyway.

That's why I'm here to say "Fake!" Or, more accurately, "On purpose!"

Even if a tad of it is faked or staged for TV, I guarantee the the guy has gone through more in one day than most of you lazy fat farkers (me included) have gone through in your whole lives.

Broke his shoulder? Does that mean his shoulder blade was broken in two and protuding from his skin?

Or do you s'pose it means collarbone/clavicle? More likely.

And of course I want to see it on tape.

Les Stroud is "retiring" after this season.

Lotta thread hate for a guy who was raising money to help kids.


/yeah yeah, welcome to fark...

MaxxLarge: They'd better air that footage

They might.....on Life Time Movie channel. That's where they usually show dudes crying.

Factory Refurbished: Lotta thread hate for a guy who was raising money to help kids. had a dude in a bear suit "chase" him among other faked BS.

Les Stroud is awesome.

Just one word, PUSSY

just kidding, hope he recovers, I know his wife will give him a good tongue lashing.

goodnight survivorman

Oh wait, he lived?

Every time I watch Man vs Wild I want to scream at him to SLOW DOWN! People don't make it through survival situations by rushing through everything, ya bonehead.

Bear Grylls fakes it, and is just a big baby.

And those guys on Jackass? Did you know they even take precautions not to actually kill themselves and often have some kind of medical care available just off screen in case something goes wrong?

Total farkin' pussies.

Also, if violence in movies isn't real, then I think it's just a pathetic excuse. I want people to put themselves in mortal danger for my mild amusement, and I want it now!

Sounds more like:
Man:1, Darwin:0

R.A.Danny: Let me guess, his pussy hurts?

That or a horrid pedicure related injury.

Say what you will about the authenticity of his show, but the dude was SAS...his vagina could kill all of us.

Killer Cars: but the dude was SAS

not quite

ragnarqk: Bear Grylls fakes it, and is just a big baby.

And those guys on Jackass? Did you know they even take precautions not to actually kill themselves and often have some kind of medical care available just off screen in case something goes wrong?

Total farkin' pussies.

Also, if violence in movies isn't real, then I think it's just a pathetic excuse. I want people to put themselves in mortal danger for my mild amusement, and I want it now!

I don't think that is the reason people hate Bear Grylls. A lot of the things he suggests are wrong and he attempts to do things in the wild that no one would ever actually attempt. Remember that episode where he tried to tame a wild horse? That is a very unbalanced risk vs. reward situation. I am laughing just thinking about it.

/I watch both occasionally but find Bear hotter so I'd pick him over Les.

webin: Every time I watch Man vs Wild I want to scream at him to SLOW DOWN! People don't make it through survival situations by rushing through everything, ya bonehead.

It's easy enough to say that when you're sitting safely in front of a computer, but once you're actually get into bed with a girl...

ragnarqk: Bear Grylls fakes it, and is just a big baby.


Dude, if the show is on tv, they are ALL faking it.

It's called television. It's not real. There's a crew, and the footage needs to be edited.

Get over it, you farking crybabies.

log_jammin: not quite

You mean that's BS too? So who the fark is this guy? A 30 year old former Target employee from Overland Park, Kansas?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuB3kr3ckYE

yes, he is a massive tool.
and yes, he is for realsies good at... not getting killed by nature, so far.
but srsly. you know he's gonna milk this one forevers.

2wheeljunkie: LES STROUD

Agreed.

Killer Cars: You mean that's BS too? So who the fark is this guy? A 30 year old former Target employee from Overland Park, Kansas?

I *think* he was "21 SAS" and I *think* 21 SAS is the reserves. Not regular Army like 22 SAS.

So sorta like being in a national guard SEAL team.

maybe some brit can shed a bit of light on this.

xor_4200: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuB3kr3ckYE


BLEEGHHHH!!!! Wow that guy has balls of steel, or just a big paycheck waiting for him.

CheetahOlivetti: Les Stroud is more real, but he does always look like he probably needs some deodorant.


More real!! LOL!


/works in television
//video editor
///LOL! Someone said more real about a tv show!

webin: Every time I watch Man vs Wild I want to scream at him to SLOW DOWN! People don't make it through survival situations by rushing through everything, ya bonehead.

No shiat. He "teaches" people to always do the most dangerous/tv-friendly thing, not the most reasonable thing. And most of his food strategies would result in a serious negative caloric exchange.

Luckliy, most of his viewing audience's idea of the great outdoors is driving through a national park.

That said, the man has accomplished a lot and was doing it to raise money for charity (albeit in typical camera-mugging fashion). And he likely could outlast most of us in the wild if he needed to. Just not the way he shows it on tv.

Dumbass tag on vacation?

The problem I have with Bear Grylls is that much of what he shows is wrong. If someone was lost and they remembered something from his program, they'd most likely be worse off for it.

Befuddled: The problem I have with Bear Grylls is that much of what he shows is wrong. If someone was lost and they remembered something from his program, they'd most likely be worse off for it.

I wanna see "Bear" do a survival show in Detroit or maybe NE Philly. Boy'd probably get shot.

GungFu: ///LOL! Someone said more real about a tv show!

"Reality is here to stay!"
some Fox executive

Befuddled: The problem I have with Bear Grylls is that much of what he shows is wrong. If someone was lost and they remembered something from his program, they'd most likely be worse off for it.

Given the pace and the theme music, I've always figured the show was geared for people who just missed a TBS marathon of Charles Bronson or Steven Siegal action flicks.

I'm sorry, but all the fake Aussie and similar accents on tv have jaded me. I can't stand to listen to Bear. He sounds like he is trying to sell me the latest floor product or a stain remover. And the chances he takes jumping into rivers or climbing cliffs, come on, if you were really in a survival situation, wouldn't you find a way around the gorge rather than jumping it?

/Krikey!

Man:0, Wild:2

FTFY
Forgetting about Steve Irwin

Yeah, Les Stroud is ok and all, but he basically just sits in one spot for a week and we see the highlights of him being bored. At least with Bear, he actually moves around and tries to get out of his predicament. The two guys do a similar thing from different angles and each could probably do the other's show, which would be real fun viewing if ya think about it.

crucible: Yeah, Les Stroud is ok and all, but he basically just sits in one spot for a week and we see the highlights of him being bored. At least with Bear, he actually moves around and tries to get out of his predicament.

Which one do you think would survive in a real situation in which you could only count on minimal help. Hint: not the one who just got airlifted out of Antartica.

xor_4200: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuB3kr3ckYE

That one was pretty hard to watch. I don't know why people give the guy such a hard time.

In the first, last and only episode of Man vs Wild that I ever watched this idiot jumped out of his tent and started running at night in the woods because he thought he heard a bear.

Any farking amateur camper knows that was the wrong thing to do, and they call this dude an outdoor expert? HAHAHA.