I'm betting her nipples could pierce Chobham armor.

Like spent uranium.

I'd hit it.

I must say I was not disappointed.

The cold water apparently caused a certain amount of shrinkage.

FTA: "It was a great day for a swim. Not!"

*facepalm*

Bikinis, ice-cold water, and this photographer has to go for the profile view. While their arms are held up in front of them.

Thanks for nothing.

The purpose was to raise awareness for global warming by plunging into water in the midst of winter? Not a terrific example.

Screw keeping winter cold. Anyone been outside in Chicago this weekend? Farking Christ.

Pffft. That's not a polar bear plunge. THIS is a polar bear swim. (new window)

Perhaps a "How About No" polar bear is in order...

Are you kidding me? What a waste of time, you farkers are hard up.

i didn't know "nice-looking" was a new term for "totally busted, oh god what the hell is wrong with her hands"

those polar bear plungers are insane. also, the chick in the picture has really sharp knees.

Bikinis are all good and well until you find out they're raising awareness for global warming.

This one is even nuttier. (new window)

WTF, there isn't even any snow around. How can this be described as a "Polar Bear Plunge"?

Mmmmm...snack time.

The Gunslinger Roland: WTF, there isn't even any snow around. How can this be described as a "Polar Bear Plunge"?

Oh goody, I'm not the only one.

All aboard the elitist polar bear plungers bandwagon!

Theological Farker: The Gunslinger Roland: WTF, there isn't even any snow around. How can this be described as a "Polar Bear Plunge"?

Oh goody, I'm not the only one.

All aboard the elitist polar bear plungers bandwagon!

I'm from Alaska, if you are going to have a polar bear plunge, you had better farking do it right.

My pants got tight in the crotch looking at that pic....

Are those sock puppets on her hands?

You know a woman is hot when she can pull of the condom-cap look.

/I'll make her warm after she's done with her swim.
//Scissor me timbers.

I wouldn't mind being the salami in a Monica-Gretchen sandwich.

"Love that dirty water, ooow yeah, Boston, you're my home."

She's hot . . . I mean cold. Er, what was the question?

I'll bet the nipples could cut diamonds.

Three sentences should not be considered an article...

i couldnt get past it.

pzippy: Three sentences should not be considered an article...

Three sentences + relevant yum pic = article (in my book anyway)

For lesser values of "nice looking," eh, Subby?

/Polar bear swim? sweet I did that as a kid!
//It has a meaning? what
///Global Warming?
//// Oh fark off!

hershmire: For lesser values of "nice looking," eh, Subby?

if she's nice looking then so is ann coulter

deebee230: Are those sock puppets on her hands?

Butterflew: i didn't know "nice-looking" was a new term for "totally busted, oh god what the hell is wrong with her hands"

You know how I know you're gay?

At first I thought she was wearing those fingerless woolen gloves that are strictly the province of NY cab drivers and the deranged, cold homeless. What the hell are those, lobster claws?

I was thinking about doing that this year. Though jumping into Lake Michigan any time of year often feels like a (sewagey) polar plunge...

"Hot" girl in article (new window).

berylman: At first I thought she was wearing those fingerless woolen gloves that are strictly the province of NY cab drivers and the deranged, cold homeless. What the hell are those, lobster claws?

i think those are socks

The Gunslinger Roland: Theological Farker: The Gunslinger Roland: WTF, there isn't even any snow around. How can this be described as a "Polar Bear Plunge"?

Oh goody, I'm not the only one.

All aboard the elitist polar bear plungers bandwagon!

I'm from Alaska, if you are going to have a polar bear plunge, you had better farking do it right.

Because everyone lives somewhere that gets that cold.

She's making a face because the water is cold. How does that make her look like a horse? I'm sorry but horses for me are Julia ROberts and Sarah Jessica Neeeeigh.

Nothing Sweeter Than Redneck Tears: hershmire: For lesser values of "nice looking," eh, Subby?

if she's nice looking then so is ann coulter

Hence "lesser values of" in my post.

hershmire: "Hot" girl in article (new window).

Okay, well, now that you put it that way, I pass.

That may be the stupidest thing I've ever seen in my life. They're swimming in ice cold water to raise awareness about global warming? Never mind the fact, as others have pointed out, that it makes no sense to do that. Is there really anyone out there who hasn't been beaten over the head with global warming propaganda by now? Is someone going to look at this article and say, "Hey, what's this global warming thing they're talking about?"

Sarcastica75: She's making a face because the water is cold. How does that make her look like a horse? I'm sorry but horses for me are Julia ROberts and Sarah Jessica Neeeeigh.

she only appears 'attractive' in contrast with subjects in the background.

deebee230: Are those sock puppets on her hands?

I didn't even notice her hands till you said something. I was to busy looking at her butt.

monsieurstabby Because everyone lives somewhere that gets that cold.

Are you suggesting someone lives somewhere that doesn't fluctuate in temperature?

GuidoDelConfuso: That may be the stupidest thing I've ever seen in my life. They're swimming in ice cold water to raise awareness about global warming? Never mind the fact, as others have pointed out, that it makes no sense to do that. Is there really anyone out there who hasn't been beaten over the head with global warming propaganda by now? Is someone going to look at this article and say, "Hey, what's this global warming thing they're talking about?"

well those in the know know that global warming ISNT global warming, it's change. for instance, in europe it'll get colder from the warm water being pushed south by melting icecaps.

hershmire: "Hot" girl in article (new window).

That wrinkly white guy is a bit of a turn off.

I found this article both interesting and useful. Not!

Vangor: monsieurstabby Because everyone lives somewhere that gets that cold.

Are you suggesting someone lives somewhere that doesn't fluctuate in temperature?

semantics police to the rescue