TA DA!

This is what happens when you let special needs kids watch the summer olympics.

I think we're out of toilet papeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr!

"Sorry, honey. Did I fart? Please keep going."

Please don't drink out of our chocolate rivers.

"shouldn't...

...have...

Eaten the fish!"

Slide, Forest, slide!

"Listen up, Fatties!!! Jenny Craig ain't got nothin' on us!!"

/-Drill Sgt XXXX

We've hooked up a special hidden camera to see exactly what it's like performing anal on Rosie O'Donnell.

Let's watch.

Mr. Obama, this is what can happen when you focus all your attention on the problems ahead and try to hit the ground running.

....THE ARISTOCRATS!

Oh great. As if it wasn't bad enough that I just fell into this big pile of shiat... now I gotta sneeze!

The moment before Joey learns to keep his mouth shut. And to close his mouth.

Help me Bill Cosby! Help meeeee!

The Army is still trying to get bids for uniform cleaning...

Farking Altimeter!


/I shoulda opened my eyes :(

Oh god, I can't believe I've gotten lost in the desert. So thirsty. So very... hey, am I seeing things, or is there a naked Asian lady in a bathtub over by those dunes? And why is she wearing a mask? (shouts) HEY LADY, I'M DYING--HAVE YOU GOT ANYTHING TO DRINK?!

Oh man....I think I just sharted!

So this is what they mean by 'Up shiat creek without a paddle.'

Middle eastern snow angels lack the same appeal.

/almost written as "angles." The hell I have received for that.

Halt, Hammerscheist!

LANDSHARK!

What anal may look like.

Situation
Normal
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Soylent green....is people!

I meant to do that.

The latest hit TV show in Germany proves once again why Germans are thought of as a lower form of life.

At least my day can't get any worse!

The mud wrestling tournament took a turn for the worse after Raymond tried to join in but tripped and fell onto the two bikini-clad young women.

Oh great, the one mudhole in this farking desert...

(I move away from the sludge to breathe in) Chocolate rain puddle!!!!

I was told there would be no math feces involved.

NO FECES

I was told there would be none

Earl worked only a few hours for the portable toilet company, despite the high pay and job security.

This was supposed to be DIET pudding!

Slip n Slide, US Army Edition: $24,000

One small step for a man, one giant leap for a laundromat!

hey guys its chocolate!!

This is my rifle, this is my gun. When I'm at work I slide through doodoo for fun.

Your Country Needs You!

I'm not old. I swear.

"If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he?"

And this is why the Army discontinued the Olean equiped MREs.

Howie Spankowitz: We've hooked up a special hidden camera to see exactly what it's like performing anal on Rosie O'Donnell.

Let's watch.

Of all the images I've never wanted to accidentally pop into my head... this takes the cake.. *shudders*

/my dinner, let me show you it all over my keyboard...

Augustus Gloop realized he was in deep shiat when he remembered he couldn't swim as his body slowly meandered to the suction pipe that lead to the fudge room, and not the marshmallow room like his mother initially had feared.

I was told there wouldn't be any mud.

When Johnny finally made his epic voyage from North Eastern America, down through the Center of the Earth, and ending in China, he did not predict he would surface in a giant mud and Sh*t hole.

Elton John looks for the friendship ring he left in George Michael.