Nucular fallout much?

That potato bears a striking resemblance to what (I imagine) T-Rex's testicles looked like.

ITS NOT A TUBER.

GOOD GOD that thing is ugly.

Potato what? Where?

PO-TA-TOES
Mash it, boil it, put it in a stew!

Mmmmm steak fries.

Dear God, it looks like hes trying to stop the thing from sucking his face off

Looks like a cancerous lung.

/How fitting for Lebanon...

He should throw it in the oven now. Cuz' in an hour, who knows?

/Obscure, R.I.P., etc.

PedanticSimpleton: ITS NOT A TUBER.

Bravo, kid. Bravo.

PS contest?

/no skills

Potatoes aren't great looking to begin with, but damn..that's a fugly potato.

PedanticSimpleton: ITS NOT A TUBER.

Came here to say this.

is this related?

seems like there is a connection there to me...

That's no tuber....IT'S A SPACE STATION!

Will he later sell it to Pillsbury...or is Hungry Jack off his list?

Get to the reactor!

dayamn.. that thing doesn't even LOOK like a potato.. and guaranteed, i'd never eat any portion of it.. ewwwww...

/isn't much of a potato fan anyway.. unless its in french fry form or i have gravy for them.

fetus in fetu?

'No kill I'. What is that, a plea for us not to kill it or a promise that it won't kill us?"

/not that obscure

I'm keeping track of cultural references. So far, Schwarzenneger is ahead of Pratchett and the Zucker brothers.

I'd mash it.

Looks to me like it's...

/wait for it...

A COLLECTION OF TUBERS!

//thank you, i'll be here all week
///be sure to try the veal!

Unavailable for comment, although I wish he was...

approve.

Ugh, scrotal!

He's gonna need a lot of butter and sour cream. And a really big microwave.

Makh

Nucular


*groinpunch*
*groinpunch*
*groinpunch*

Came for the Samwise Po-ta-to .gif

/leaving disappointed

Good God....

Looks less like Richard Nixon than most potatoes.

the potato was sitting next an unexploded Israeli nuclear bomb from 73, the bomb is now in terrorist hand. They plan to hide it in a candy machine and blow up the super bowl.

/not even a little obscure

It's Henry Winkler!

Anyone else see the lol wut? pear in there?

/its like a potato Rorschach!
//mmm potatoes rorshach...

He's an ugly looking spud. Isn't he?

That's a shiatload of latkes'.

Driver: Will he later sell it to Pillsbury...or is Hungry Jack off his list?

hehe you said "jack off"

cheaphomemadeacid: is this related?

seems like there is a connection there to me...

First possibility I thought of too. I would not be surprised if it is related. This guy's crops are going to be like that for the next 75 years.

I wouldn't eat it, that's for sure. Well, maybe I would, but I'd have to be a whole lot hungrier than I am right now.

/hot like a potato

No cure for super-sized spuds.

Looks like an elephant turd someone whacked a few times with a shovel.

if he really wanted to make it look good, he would put it in a 20 pound sack.

Guess I'm only a spudboy
looking for a real tomato

Potato or aborted fetus? You be the judge.

SkySnake: Good God....

yeah, it's either that or an ultralisk heart

It's the abominable potato. It looks like it ought to be muttering "please... kill me"