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(People Magazine) Strange Shania Twain on the town with ex-husband of her former best friend who is alleged to have been the "other woman" that broke up her marriage to Robert "Mutt" Lange. What do you know, maybe she really IS a country star now   (people.com) divider line 22
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deevo 2008-12-06 11:15:10 AM  
I won't give her country cred until someone at least attempts to run someone else over with a pick-up truck.

 
unfarkingbelievable 2008-12-06 11:35:14 AM  
Shania is so awesome.

 
carmody 2008-12-06 12:10:22 PM  
The Shania sex tape is my favorite of all. The guy she's with is sporting a COORS LIGHT t-shirt through the whole thing. Pure class.

 
radioman_ 2008-12-06 12:33:03 PM  
Holy moly. See the jaw on that guy? It's like a cartoon jaw.

A women once told me Shania was unattractive because her thighs are too short. Short thighs could replace sharp knees.

 
rogue49 2008-12-06 12:56:52 PM  
carmody: The Shania sex tape is my favorite of all. The guy she's with is sporting a COORS LIGHT t-shirt through the whole thing. Pure class.

Its a fake.
And yes she's confused, but she's still hot.

 
cryinoutloud [TotalFark] 2008-12-06 01:25:03 PM  
A couple of my relatives did this in real life. Let's see--my cousin's wife was cheating on him with some married guy he knew. He called the other wife to confirm/commiserate, and they ended up getting together. Today, they're married, and the original cheating couple are long over.

The end.

 
shadowself 2008-12-06 01:31:26 PM  
radioman_: A women once told me Shania was unattractive because her thighs are too short. Short thighs could replace sharp knees.

Pfff. I like short thighs.

 
Glitchwerks 2008-12-06 02:02:43 PM  
Can't stand her music, but if you're married to Shania Twain and cheated on her, I have to wonder what the hell is wrong with you.

Her knees are not sharp.

 
Ashtrey 2008-12-06 02:05:37 PM  
Glitchwerks: Can't stand her music, but if you're married to Shania Twain and cheated on her, I have to wonder what the hell is wrong with you.

Her knees are not sharp.


Because she didn't sign the pre-nup and tons of women would love the think they are hot enough to steal Shania Twain's man?

/Don't know about pre-nup

 
hoots_toot_ochaye [TotalFark] 2008-12-06 02:24:12 PM  
Well, he's better looking than Mutt Lange, that's for sure.

/not that that's saying much.

 
SharkTrager 2008-12-06 03:26:19 PM  
cryinoutloud: A couple of my relatives did this in real life. Let's see--my cousin's wife was cheating on him with some married guy he knew. He called the other wife to confirm/commiserate, and they ended up getting together. Today, they're married, and the original cheating couple are long over.

The end.


My ex's ex cheated on her with her 14-year old little sister, while the little sister lived with them because mom was too drunk to take care of the daughter and dad was dead, in exchange for meth.

/true story

 
FirstNationalBastard 2008-12-06 04:02:48 PM  
She drove the final stake into the heart of country music.

I can't forgive her for that, no matter how hot she is.

However, to make her pay and suffer for killing country, I'd gladly have sex with her.

 
GrizzlyAdamsRox 2008-12-06 04:32:16 PM  
So she shows up in Nashville for whatever awards show was on after living in Switzerland for the last 10 years. She seemed very out of place like, "Hey remember me? From 10 years ago?"

/Kenny Chesney won Entertainer of the Year
//country music is dead

 
FirstNationalBastard 2008-12-06 04:39:23 PM  
Not dead, just underground. But you'll never hear good modern country on FM radio again.

 
FredGarvin 2008-12-06 04:40:39 PM  
The Mutt Puppet is single again?

 
zappaisfrank [TotalFark] 2008-12-06 04:56:38 PM  
FirstNationalBastard: She drove the final stake into the heart of country music.

I can't forgive her for that, no matter how hot she is.

However, to make her pay and suffer for killing country, I'd gladly have sex with her.


Billy Ray Cyrus was the real killer of country, she just defiled the corpse a little more.

She's attractive but for some reason she just doesn't radiate sexuality. She has always seemed to me to be a very cold, plastic individual.

 
FrancoFile 2008-12-06 06:59:21 PM  
cryinoutloud: A couple of my relatives did this in real life. Let's see--my cousin's wife was cheating on him with some married guy he knew. He called the other wife to confirm/commiserate, and they ended up getting together. Today, they're married, and the original cheating couple are long over.

The end.


Neighbors did this. Wife of one couple and hubby of another cheated, reconciled with their spouses, went back to the forbidden fruit, divorced. The two jilted spouses got together for commiseration and ended up getting married before the two cheaters did.

We called it infrasonic wife swapping.

 
Elvis Da King 2008-12-07 03:57:17 AM  
Glitchwerks: Can't stand her music, but if you're married to Shania Twain and cheated on her, I have to wonder what the hell is wrong with you.

Her knees are not sharp


Ice Box?

 
markiedog 2008-12-07 06:22:50 PM  
When the so-called underground country music gets good! You'll hear it on the radio.

Zac Brown Band (once underground)has the #1 song.
Up next Jon Singleton & The Grove.

The cream will rise.

 
bingethinker [TotalFark] 2008-12-07 08:53:08 PM  
What the hell is up with that guy's head?

Yeah, I didn't know Jay Leno had a brother.

 
wpmulligan 2008-12-08 10:35:19 AM  
FirstNationalBastard: She drove the final stake into the heart of country music.

What Made You Say That?

 
Balrog1 2008-12-08 02:43:18 PM  
Glitchwerks: Can't stand her music, but if you're married to Shania Twain and cheated on her, I have to wonder what the hell is wrong with you.

Her knees are not sharp.


Sometimes a lot of guys just need some strange. Also it is very possible she wasn't giving it up much anymore. It doesn't matter how pretty a woman is, if you aren't getting any. Like being hungry and being forced to sit in a five star restaurant unable to eat the food.

 
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