I find this amusing more than anything else.

jeez. is this andrew sullivan again?

you know, barack obama is not a US citizen.

Who?

Why are we still talking about Sarah Palin? She's Britney Spears in a suit and glasses, only dumber.

If we all try really hard to ignore her, maybe she'll go away.

Give it up. Doesn't Sullivan have something better to write?

Please make me look like an idiot for asking these questions.

Why? You're doing a fine job without anyone else's help.

albo: jeez. is this andrew sullivan again?

you know, barack obama is not a US citizen.

As Sullivan points out, Obama has released all relevant documentation. Palin has released nothing and it just gets weirder as we learn more.

Yanks_RSJ: If we all try really hard to ignore her, maybe she'll go away.

Or, she'll stick around long enough to finally push the right wing off the cliffs of relevance forever. I'd much prefer that.

She's leaning forward, wearing black, and with a bulky coat on. She could be pregnant but the bump doesn't show.

I think her fifth pregnancy is suspicious too. But if Bristol was five months pregnant when the rumors went public, there's no way she could be Trig's mother. It would have to be Sarah or (even worse) one of the younger daughters

I kind of agree with him. None of this was ever really resolved, and the fact that she would fly across the country while in labor is either absurd or negligent, depending on whether or not it actually happened.

Chariset: She's leaning forward, wearing black, and with a bulky coat on. She could be pregnant but the bump doesn't show.

I think her fifth pregnancy is suspicious too. But if Bristol was five months pregnant when the rumors went public, there's no way she could be Trig's mother. It would have to be Sarah or (even worse) one of the younger daughters

I agree I can't think of who else the baby would belong to. But isn't it weird there isn't a single picture where she's obviously pregnant? I mean, she was the governor - you'd think she'd be photographed all the time.

GODDAMMIT SO MUCH.


SHUT UP! THE ELECTION IS OVER. SHUT UP!

There's no way this "scandal" is going to hurt her at all. Since her main constituency consists of southern yahoos whose main hobby is cousin-farkin', this kind of thing doesn't even register. Their family trees are so screwed, kids and their moms go to the prom together.

DamnYankees: Palin has released nothing and it just gets weirder as we learn more.

of course i was sarcastic

but i didn't know there was a pregnant-or-not requirement for the VP under the constitution.

jeez, this is palin derangement syndrome. there are tons of photos of her pregnant during the appropriate time. and she's an athlete--they don't always show until late. give it a rest

DamnYankees: But isn't it weird there isn't a single picture where she's obviously pregnant? I mean, she was the governor - you'd think she'd be photographed all the time.

yes, there's a pick. she's in a dark suit and is obviously so. i'll try to do your research for you and find it

She looks pregnant in that picture.

I'm not talking about the belly, since it's hard to see. I'm talking about her face.

Yanks_RSJ: Why are we still talking about Sarah Palin?

Yes, because defeated VP candidates never make news once the campaign is over. You know no one remembers Joe Leiberman or John Edwards.

Oh, wait...

here (new window)

albo: but i didn't know there was a pregnant-or-not requirement for the VP under the constitution.

I agree. It's just weird. That's why I said this amused me more than anything else.

albo: jeez, this is palin derangement syndrome. there are tons of photos of her pregnant during the appropriate time. and she's an athlete--they don't always show until late. give it a rest

This just isn't true. There are no photos of her obviously pregnant. And like Sullivan notes, she showed with a huge stomach in her previous pregnancies, and women actually show more in later births.

The phone rings at 4am. It's not Putin rearing his head. It's your VP and she's in a NY hotel leaking to the pressed sheets.

Tards having tards, who cares

albo: here (new window)

Yeah, she does look pregnant there. Weird.

Well Trig was a late delivery... a bit tardy.

Grandmaster Poopypants: There's no way this "scandal" is going to hurt her at all. Since her main constituency consists of southern yahoos whose main hobby is cousin-farkin', this kind of thing doesn't even register. Their family trees are so screwed, kids and their moms go to the prom together.

1.5/10

You won guys. Give it up. It's like running up the score now -- no need.

I have about as much concern for this as I do for any other ignorant hillbilly's sordid family life... which is none.

DamnYankees: albo: here (new window)

Yeah, she does look pregnant there. Weird.

She was faking it the whole time to cover for Bristol, also knowing full well that she was going to be picked for VP in the ensuing months.

I hope she gets propped up for 2012.

albo: here (new window)

That's not a baby. That's obviously a television camera.

That's obviously a television camera.

congrats, it's a bouncing baby Sony!

Kitwilly: DamnYankees: albo: here (new window)

Yeah, she does look pregnant there. Weird.

She was faking it the whole time to cover for Bristol, also knowing full well that she was going to be picked for VP in the ensuing months.

stop trolling kitwilly

People should butt the hell out and stop obsessing about her pregnancies and her kids. This doesn't matter.

It seems odd, but do we really have nothing better to talk about?

Grandmaster Poopypants: There's no way this "scandal" is going to hurt her at all. Since her main constituency consists of southern yahoos whose main hobby is cousin-farkin', this kind of thing doesn't even register. Their family trees are so screwed, kids and their moms go to the prom together.

What's with all the hate? I've always lived in the south, and nobody but NOBODY is inbred. And if someone goes to prom with his mother, it's because he's pathetic, not because he's farking her. No one does that, either, though. It's like you saw Beverly Hillbillies and Deliverance and decided to formulate an opinion on an entire region of the country.

I have never had sex with Ms. Palin so I do not care in any substantive way about her offspring.

Smotto: Yes, because defeated VP candidates never make news once the campaign is over. You know no one remembers Joe Leiberman or John Edwards.

Oh, wait...

Leiberman remains an active member of the Senate, and John Edwards has dreamy hair.

albo: That's obviously a television camera.

congrats, it's a bouncing baby Sony!

I was secretly hoping for a JVC, but as long as it has 5 buttons and a zoom I'm happy.

mryoop789: but do we really have nothing better to talk about?

It's a Friday morning on Fark. What else you got?

What has two thumbs and (unlike the writer of this article) doesn't give a sh*t??

mryoop789: It's like you saw Beverly Hillbillies and Deliverance and decided to formulate an opinion on an entire region of the country.

This is actually true!

Chariset: I think her fifth pregnancy is suspicious too. But if Bristol was five months pregnant when the rumors went public, there's no way she could be Trig's mother. It would have to be Sarah or (even worse) one of the younger daughters

I doubt Bristol is currently pregnant. If you don't see a child in 5-6 months its because there was an "unfortunate miscarriage". The whole "she's 5 months pregnant" thing was indended to squash the rumor that she gave birth and that Palin lied about it.

I personally think Palin did lie about it. I know families that have done this to avoid embarassment. It's not a huge deal, but she could at least come forward with some proof that its her kid if it really was.

The fact that she won't, and that the daughter still treats the kid like her own (even after the campaign) is suspicious.

DamnYankees: mryoop789: but do we really have nothing better to talk about?

It's a Friday morning on Fark. What else you got?

Good point.
Hmmm...Something about Boy George?

mryoop789: It seems odd, but do we really have nothing better to talk about?

Submit a better thread then. I'll wait.

Grandmaster Poopypants: mryoop789: It's like you saw Beverly Hillbillies and Deliverance and decided to formulate an opinion on an entire region of the country.

This is actually true!

LOL

OlafTheBent: Well Trig was a late delivery... a bit tardy.

aaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha.
HHAHhahahahahahhahahaha
My whole day just got better. Thanks olaf.

mryoop789: Hmmm...Something about Boy George?

Cool I'll get on that.

Sully, I like you, I really do. You have good insight on stuff. But STFU already, you are losing your ethos.

mryoop789: I've always lived in the south, and nobody but NOBODY is inbred.

That's cuz you stick to them thar high-class parts like Waffle House and Cracker Barrel. You should visit where us common folk hang out.


/disclaimer: I'm only Arkansasian by marriage

absoluteparanoia: I doubt Bristol is currently pregnant. If you don't see a child in 5-6 months its because there was an "unfortunate miscarriage". The whole "she's 5 months pregnant" thing was indended to squash the rumor that she gave birth and that Palin lied about it.

That's interesting. What happens if Bristol has no baby? Shouldn't be due right about now.

And really, isn't it weird that in an effort to quash this story, rather than simply release a medical record, they out their daughter as pregnant?

OlafTheBent: Well Trig was a late delivery... a bit tardy.

THE WINNER. END OF INTERNETS.
Now can we please move on?

/you know who else wouldn't move on.....

peck: mryoop789: I've always lived in the south, and nobody but NOBODY is inbred.

That's cuz you stick to them thar high-class parts like Waffle House and Cracker Barrel. You should visit where us common folk hang out.


/disclaimer: I'm only Arkansasian by marriage

Whatever, goat-farker.