Perfect response.

He must have some sagging issues.

Just kidding. Fine riposte, good sir.

He once vowed to hunt Chechen rebels down and "rub them out in the outhouse" if necessary.

I rubbed one out in an outhouse, I hope there were no Chechens in there.

Because his testicals are so saggy they'd need a lot of rope to hang him high enough?

Testicals? Damn. I'm going to have to slap myself for that one.

funny. but considering how badly the russian military kicked your ass earlier this year, i doubt your ability to back it up.

Well, considering how the last little dust up went between these two, Saakashvili's mouth peopbably shouldn't be writing checks his weak-ass military can't cash...

peopbably? probably.

keylock71: Saakashvili's mouth peopbably shouldn't be writing checks his weak-ass military can't cash...

Sounds likes some needs a bond issue

SilentStrider: funny. but considering how badly the russian military kicked your ass earlier this year, i doubt your ability to back it up.

Don't make me block your punch with my face!

I thought the response was a Fark headline joke, then I read the article.

Excellent retort.

SilentStrider: funny. but considering how badly the russian military kicked your ass earlier this year, i doubt your ability to back it up.

I'm not sure that particular bit of logic is registering. He's Georgian, they're a little wacky there. It's sure not the first time they've been conquered or the first time they've been slaughtered by said invaders. And they tend to be bewilderingly ballsy about it. I lost track of the times the guide in Tbilisi told me, "Oh! We died, but well!" Or, "The river was again red. Georgia, she is brave!"

The statue they have of Mother Georgia pretty much sums it up. She's carrying a cup of welcome in one hand and a sword in the other.

Cyclometh: I thought the response was a Fark headline joke, then I read the article.

Excellent retort.

ditto. clicked the link just to see if he actually said that. i left satisfied.

ThisIsNotSubtle:

The statue they have of Mother Georgia pretty much sums it up. She's carrying a cup of welcome in one hand and a sword in the other.

After that last ass-whoppin', the only thing she's probably sporting these days is some crutches...

HoyaSaxa: He must have some sagging issues.

Just kidding. Fine riposte, good sir.

Them's some serious stones. I salute the owner of those Titanium Balls. (you better have a good bullet resistant vest for your safety though)

inglixthemad: Them's some serious stones. I salute the owner of those Titanium Balls. (you better have a good bullet resistant vest for your safety though)

Some good radiation meds, too.

Its actually somewhat refreshing to hear two politicians speak without burying their true feelings in a bunch of politically correct niceties.

Russia has no natural resource to exploit. It stand to reason that the US doesn't give a shiat if they invade other countries.

I Like Bread: Russia has no natural resource to exploit. It stand to reason that the US doesn't give a shiat if they invade other countries.

You're wrong.

I Like Bread: Russia has no natural resource to exploit.

Are you serious?
Is this guy serious?

I Like Bread: Russia has no natural resource to exploit. It stand to reason that the US doesn't give a shiat if they invade other countries.

I dunno, but I seem to recall that Hitler went after the oil in Russia 60 years ago. I bet they still have some of that left. Also, there are large reserves of natural gas and coal.

I Like Bread: Russia has no natural resource to exploit. It stand to reason that the US doesn't give a shiat if they invade other countries.

ever heard of LUKOIL?

I Like Bread: Russia has no natural resource to exploit.

Mmmmm-kay. Right. Might want to do some fact-checking on that one...

I Like Bread: Russia has no natural resource to exploit. It stand to reason that the US doesn't give a shiat if they invade other countries.

Vodak?

i like this guy.

He has also warned Western countries to keep their "snotty noses" out of Russia's business.

he must have gone to the Cheney school of etiquette.
finally another country that acts like U.S.

Keep running your mouth Saakashvili...

Why should we care about some idiot who's asking to get his ass kicked? His country should kick his ass to the curb.

This is Fark. If you want people to post pics of hot Russian chicks, you have to be a little more direct

/crosses fingers

I Like Bread: Russia has no natural resource to exploit. It stand to reason that the US doesn't give a shiat if they invade other countries.

He won't say that if Nino Burjanadze was still the leader of Georgia!!!!!!

With Little o waiting in the wings I think I'd shut my piehole if I was Sashkawhateverhisnameis. Doesn't seem like Putin's sweating the Little o too much.

I Like Bread: Russia has no natural resource to exploit. It stand to reason that the US doesn't give a shiat if they invade other countries.

Not only are you wrong about the lack of natural resources in Russia but you have the idea bass ackward. We care about natural resources in places BEING invaded, not the other way around.

And oh look, the SF Gate did an in depth on massive testicles. Color me shocked.

He better watch his mouth. Putin has shown he's willing to order the murder of his critics.

Mrbogey: He better watch his mouth. Putin has shown he's willing to order the murder of his critics.

That's not the point. If Putin could get his hands on this guy he would have him drawn and quartered. Don't worry about that. So far the Georgia guy's entourage hasn't cracked. I'd be worried if I were him. The Russians aren't the most politically correct bunch running around.

holy shiat, quotes were used properly by submitter. what a badass, this Saakashvili

This threed has a bevvee of spellig faelures. If only Rotsky was stil with us.

I Like Bread: Russia has no natural resource to exploit. It stand to reason that the US doesn't give a shiat if they invade other countries.

Google 'Gazprom' and try again.

Also, Google Eka Tkeshelashvili. Dayum.

Softens_hands_while_you_do_the_dishes: That's not the point. If Putin could get his hands on this guy he would have him drawn and quartered. Don't worry about that. So far the Georgia guy's entourage hasn't cracked. I'd be worried if I were him. The Russians aren't the most politically correct bunch running around.

Can anyone make sense of this post? Cause I sure can't.

With NATO refusing Georgia's membership bid, a lot of Georgians just started to hate Saakashvili.

What in the world is going on right now?

SweetHomeNowhere: With NATO refusing Georgia's membership bid, a lot of Georgians just started to hate Saakashvili.

What in the world is going on right now?

Georgians are wising up that they elected an idiot who bit of more than he could chew.

A real swinging dick this one is.

"What does it matter how we fall down?"

"When falling down is all we have left, it matters a great deal."

This is not the slightest bit obscure. However, as I have not been sleeping well, and am fried, I can not remember the exact source.

Help a farker out?

Oh, and golf clap to the man with large balls.

Testicles, is that like a Greekan word that would rhyme with Damocles?

Falcc: If only Rotsky was stil with us.

May God rest his sole.

biglot: Testicles, is that like a Greekan word that would rhyme with Damocles?

You don't want to know where the Sword of Testicles is pointing.

You must understand, Hanging by the nuts is a traditional Russian greeting and sign of friendship. Saakashvili just doesn't understand how honored he should be.

biglot: Testicles, is that like a Greekan word that would rhyme with Damocles?

We nicknamed a kid here at college "Testicles, the Greek Hero"

Balls hang YOU

Best true story of the 21st century thus far? I think so.

Aaaaaaaand...this round goes to Saakashvili.

I hope he enjoys his vodak with polonium, but that was THE response.