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(WFAA.com) Obvious Dallas' Preston Hollow mansionized house selectificated as Bush post-Presidential residentitude. As if living in Dallas didn't suck enough   (wfaa.com) divider line 199
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filth [TotalFark] 2008-12-04 04:26:41 PM  
Hasn't hit DCAD yet. At least, not in their names.

 
markie_farkie [TotalFark] 2008-12-04 04:29:56 PM  
filth: Hasn't hit DCAD yet. At least, not in their names.

According to the video it was purchased in their accountant's name, including the adjacent property, so chances are it won't.

Cheney's old house is less than 2 miles from GW's new one. Coincidence?

 
BobtheFascist 2008-12-04 05:00:07 PM  
Is housing in Dallas still cheap? If so, that palace probably cost about as much as Obama's pad in Chi-town.

 
Oldiron_79 2008-12-04 05:24:04 PM  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVfeLavkFso

 
kidddynamite 2008-12-04 05:24:52 PM  
Subby is a farktard...the Metroplex is awesome. It definitely beats any crappy city you can throw it at, other than maybe San Diego.

 
AirForceVet [TotalFark] 2008-12-04 05:25:22 PM  
Glad to hear Bush will reside in Dallas. That saves Austin from being too weird.

 
Walker [TotalFark] 2008-12-04 05:25:24 PM  
His head is hollow so it makes sense.

 
laterthanyou 2008-12-04 05:25:44 PM  
Have known/heard about this since 2005 They started building at that time. Secret tunnels or something.

 
Rapmaster2000 2008-12-04 05:28:08 PM  
kidddynamite: Subby is a farktard...the Metroplex is awesome. It definitely beats any crappy city you can throw it at, other than maybe San Diego.

Damn right! Dallas rules. I love sitting in traffic.

 
georgehwbush 2008-12-04 05:28:19 PM  
It is time for those who hate Bush to move on and use those brain cells for something productive.

 
johnny_vegas [TotalFark] 2008-12-04 05:28:38 PM  
are they taking donations for the presidential library yet?


i12.tinypic.com

 
AirForceVet [TotalFark] 2008-12-04 05:28:49 PM  
kidddynamite: Subby is a farktard...the Metroplex is awesome. It definitely beats any crappy city you can throw it at, other than maybe San Diego.

Show me a beach next to an ocean or gulf in Dallas, then I might be impressed.

/Who designed Dallas' Interstate and highway network?
//His Holiness FSM?

 
ifarkthereforiam 2008-12-04 05:28:53 PM  
I'll bet the fake ranch goes quietly up for sale in a few months.

 
Rapmaster2000 2008-12-04 05:28:58 PM  
georgehwbush: It is time for those who hate Bush to move on and use those brain cells for something productive.

Aren't you somewhat biased Mr. President?

 
Wobambo 2008-12-04 05:29:14 PM  
I think a show needs to do a bit about having Bush as a next-door neighbor. Possibly a wacky sitcom of a sort. Maybe animated entertainment of a kind.

 
Gunny Highway 2008-12-04 05:29:16 PM  
At least he listened to his fathers advice and avoided Springfield.

 
Xlr8urfark 2008-12-04 05:29:19 PM  
Rapmaster2000: kidddynamite: Subby is a farktard...the Metroplex is awesome. It definitely beats any crappy city you can throw it at, other than maybe San Diego.

Damn right! Dallas rules. I love sitting in traffic.


And being an hour away from everything and everyone

/too big

 
Nakito 2008-12-04 05:30:21 PM  
What happened to the idea of clearing brush in Crawford?

 
BobXXL 2008-12-04 05:30:58 PM  
www.nypost.com

 
Wobambo 2008-12-04 05:31:20 PM  
Gunny Highway: At least he listened to his fathers advice and avoided Springfield.

Ha! Beat you by two seconds!

 
chaddsfarkprefect 2008-12-04 05:31:57 PM  
Is the VP's new home inside a volcano, on an island?

 
fanbladesaresharp 2008-12-04 05:31:58 PM  
I don't understand why he's moving to Dallas when he already has a ranch. If I had a ranch, I'd farking stay on it and do something useful with all that land.

 
Elmo Jones 2008-12-04 05:32:39 PM  
Is it still more eco-friendly than Al Gore's place?

/These are the times that try men's one-liners.

 
Terryg999 2008-12-04 05:33:39 PM  
Preston Hollow is in Plano and just down the street from me.

Plano is A W E S O M E
Submitter sucks!

 
Orgasmatron138 2008-12-04 05:33:55 PM  
Oldiron_79: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVfeLavkFso

Great f'ing song.

 
sobernutz 2008-12-04 05:34:24 PM  
FARK!!!! I live right around the corner from there!

 
CaptFun 2008-12-04 05:35:08 PM  
kidddynamite: Subby is a farktard...the Metroplex is awesome. It definitely beats any crappy city you can throw it at, other than maybe San Diego.

False accusation. Texas Dallas sucks ass.

/will never ever ever go there again.
//Saved someone the trouble.

 
Treygreen13 2008-12-04 05:35:15 PM  
He missed a golden opportunity to move to Fort Worth. He could keep the "cowboy" look and lived in a city that sucks significantly less.

 
Pair-o-Dice 2008-12-04 05:35:15 PM  
fanbladesaresharp:
I don't understand why he's moving to Dallas when he already has a ranch. If I had a ranch, I'd farking stay on it and do something useful with all that land.

Grow weed?

 
whconner4 2008-12-04 05:35:17 PM  
Wow. He will be living about 2 miles from me. I'd like to give him a special welcome basket...and by basket I mean bag of shiat...clearly.

 
eyedvmtech 2008-12-04 05:35:22 PM  
it does NOT suck here

/born and raised in Dallas

 
johnny_vegas [TotalFark] 2008-12-04 05:35:29 PM  
fanbladesaresharp: I don't understand why he's moving to Dallas when he already has a ranch. If I had a ranch, I'd farking stay on it and do something useful with all that land.

Exactly!!

images.huffingtonpost.com

 
DoWhatNowToWhat 2008-12-04 05:35:42 PM  
Rapmaster2000: georgehwbush: It is time for those who hate Bush to move on and use those brain cells for something productive.

Aren't you somewhat biased Mr. President?


Is that McCaintheDemocrat?

 
ClemsonChili 2008-12-04 05:35:53 PM  
laterthanyou: Have known/heard about this since 2005 They started building at that time. Secret tunnels or something.

The house was built in 1959.

 
Gunny Highway 2008-12-04 05:35:54 PM  
Wobambo: Ha! Beat you by two seconds!

Drat! It must be because the Simpsons havent been on TV near me in about 6 month. I have called and according to them they are remastering the episodes. This happen on anyone else local Fox station. I swore there would never be a day The Simpsons wasnt on TV but I was proven very wrong.

Oh and I hope George enjoys his new house or something.

 
portarthurlincoln 2008-12-04 05:36:16 PM  
There goes the neighborhood!!!

 
black_knight 2008-12-04 05:36:38 PM  
farm4.static.flickr.com
farm4.static.flickr.com

 
Thusly Farked [TotalFark] 2008-12-04 05:37:01 PM  
www.gardenofpraise.com

Unavailable for comment

/still warm

 
meat0918 2008-12-04 05:37:34 PM  
Is it bad I read that as Manson-ized?

//Charles disapproves

 
Pair-o-Dice 2008-12-04 05:38:06 PM  
Treygreen13:
He missed a golden opportunity to move to Fort Worth. He could keep the "cowboy" look and lived in a city that sucks significantly less.

I stayed at the Ramada Inn right next to TCU. Those are some drunk-loving college kids right there.

 
Oldiron_79 2008-12-04 05:39:38 PM  
Orgasmatron138: Oldiron_79: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVfeLavkFso

Great f'ing song.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmThD468WsU

http://www.youtube.com/watch ?v=UX3COyLWDig

the songs in your fark handle

 
laurascudder 2008-12-04 05:39:44 PM  
Rapmaster2000: kidddynamite: Subby is a farktard...the Metroplex is awesome. It definitely beats any crappy city you can throw it at, other than maybe San Diego.

Damn right! Dallas rules. I love sitting in traffic.


You should try LA, then. You have not sat in trafficoontil you've sat in LA traffic.

/can think of many places that suck more than Dallas
//that's right, LA I'm talking about you

 
SoberIRL 2008-12-04 05:41:11 PM  
www.tshirtwatch.com

Seriously, eff the haters. Also looking forward to bumping into W in a grocery store and taking the last of everything he's there to buy.

 
demanton [TotalFark] 2008-12-04 05:41:28 PM  
Nakito: What happened to the idea of clearing brush in Crawford?

Like Tommy Smothers, he coulda been a real cowboy if he only had half a chance...

 
Deadwing 2008-12-04 05:42:16 PM  
filth: Hasn't hit DCAD yet. At least, not in their names.

Keep trying to pull that up. And then say hello to the nice Secret Service agents.

 
gorgor 2008-12-04 05:42:27 PM  
img216.imageshack.us

 
laurascudder 2008-12-04 05:42:52 PM  
Terryg999: Preston Hollow is in Plano and just down the street from me.

Wrong. Try again.

/never knew Plano extended down to Northwest highway

 
Oldiron_79 2008-12-04 05:43:09 PM  
Meh, If I was a president I'd avoid Book depositories in Dallas, theaters in Washington, train stations in Washington, and Pan-American expositions in Buffalo. But that's just me.

 
tinyarena 2008-12-04 05:43:24 PM  
georgehwbush: It is time for those who hate Bush to move on and use those brain cells for something productive.

I hate you.

 
goplano 2008-12-04 05:43:43 PM  
Terryg999: Preston Hollow is in Plano and just down the street from me.

Plano is A W E S O M E
Submitter sucks!


Er... um... it's off the Tollway and Walnut Hill. Not far from where Mary Kay used to live.

 
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