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(Billboard) Cool Fleetwood Mac to go on tour in 2009. No word if Stevie Nicks will re-hire her "special" roadie who will help her administer cocaine just the way she likes it   (billboard.com) divider line 38
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Hobodeluxe [TotalFark] 2008-12-03 05:38:13 PM  
Bah no Christie? Pbbt.

 
MaxxLarge [TotalFark] 2008-12-03 06:00:26 PM  
Hobodeluxe: Bah no Christie? Pbbt.

Came here to say this. It's just not three-part harmony without three parts.

/loves fleetwood mac

 
Control_this [TotalFark] 2008-12-03 06:00:54 PM  
Hobodeluxe: Bah no Christie? Pbbt.

Better headline:

Fleetwood Halfmac to go on tour in 2009.

 
2wolves 2008-12-03 06:32:19 PM  
They sucked and they blew.

See: Tusk

 
FlashHarry [TotalFark] 2008-12-03 06:38:17 PM  
no peter green, no deal!

 
jaylectricity [TotalFark] 2008-12-03 07:27:14 PM  
jewschool.com

 
HotLonelyTeenageGirl [TotalFark] 2008-12-03 07:48:09 PM  
You know, if 1977 Stevie Nicks wanted me to administer cocaine to her anally, although it would be a struggle, I guess I could bring myself to comply.

/what?

 
Jean-Puc_Licard 2008-12-03 08:03:56 PM  
jaylectricity

It's funny coz it's true.

 
shadowself 2008-12-03 08:10:28 PM  
I would like to see what happens when a sheep takes cocaine.

 
FunkOut [TotalFark] 2008-12-03 08:11:20 PM  
Jean-Puc_Licard: jaylectricity

It's funny coz it's true.


Hey, she has very pretty wattles..toggles...necktags...what the hell do you call those things?

 
veedeevadeevoodee [TotalFark] 2008-12-03 08:11:40 PM  

 
OneNightStand 2008-12-03 08:43:44 PM  
Come on, she can't be a coke-head. There are no fat coke-heads. If anything, she's a sammich head.

 
There are some who call me Tim 2008-12-03 09:00:49 PM  
FlashHarry: no peter green, no deal!

This

/and Jeremy Spencer of course

 
Majick Thise [TotalFark] 2008-12-03 09:40:53 PM  
HotLonelyTeenageGirl: You know, if 1977 Stevie Nicks wanted me to administer cocaine to her anally, although it would be a struggle, I guess I could bring myself to comply.

/what?


How would you get the coke to stick to your dick?

 
SharkTrager 2008-12-03 09:53:54 PM  
shadowself: I would like to see what happens when a sheep takes cocaine up the ass.

FTFY

 
HappyHarryHardOn [TotalFark] 2008-12-03 10:12:23 PM  
HotLonelyTeenageGirl: You know, if 1977 Stevie Nicks wanted me to administer cocaine to her anally, although it would be a struggle, I guess I could bring myself to comply.

/what?


I would be there with bells on and a large-ended straw half-filled with a quarter G of the good stuff and the tip of the straw slightly lubricated, just so

 
dmax 2008-12-03 10:52:36 PM  
Maybe they could talk Bob Welch into rejoining them?

Although his tinfoil hat would wreak havoc with the cameramen.

 
peewinkle 2008-12-03 11:00:45 PM  
I'm still pissed at Lindsey Buckingham. I waited for his solo album for like, what, six, seven years, back in the early 90's? And then he laid that GARBAGE on me?

Meh. I'll save my money for the next Cramps tour.

 
Mr. Potatoass 2008-12-04 12:16:50 AM  
Opinions are like Stevie Nicks' asshole. Delicious.

 
doschi 2008-12-04 12:36:16 AM  
OneNightStand: Come on, she can't be a coke-head. There are no fat coke-heads. If anything, she's a sammich head.

Apparently you've never heard of Jerry Garcia. Or John Belushi. Or Chris Farley.

 
specialk111 2008-12-04 12:59:52 AM  
I wonder if we'll finally find out who's on the phone?

 
Third_Uncle_Eno 2008-12-04 01:29:46 AM  
FlashHarry:
no peter green, no deal!

i thought he was dead or went insane.
or maybe that was the other early 70's fleetwood mac guy.

 
mahavishnunj 2008-12-04 01:49:01 AM  
in our area of the country this rumour was edgar winter for some reason. i didnt find out about the nicks variation til much later, but it seems to be more popular.

/still calls the move 'the edgar winter'

Mr. Potatoass: Opinions are like Stevie Nicks' asshole. Delicious.

LOL

 
zappawizard 2008-12-04 02:49:42 AM  
dmax: Maybe they could talk Bob Welch into rejoining them?

Although his tinfoil hat would wreak havoc with the cameramen.


wow, I had no idea he was such an ignorant putz. I dig his tunes though.

 
zappawizard 2008-12-04 02:50:37 AM  
peewinkle: I'm still pissed at Lindsey Buckingham. I waited for his solo album for like, what, six, seven years, back in the early 90's? And then he laid that GARBAGE on me?



his new one is purty good

 
Mad Mark 2008-12-04 07:28:09 AM  
Mr. Potatoass: Opinions are like Stevie Nicks' asshole. Delicious.

I chuckled!

 
CarnySaur 2008-12-04 08:03:44 AM  
zappawizard: peewinkle: I'm still pissed at Lindsey Buckingham. I waited for his solo album for like, what, six, seven years, back in the early 90's? And then he laid that GARBAGE on me?



his new one is purty good


His latest tour was very good, too. I'm kind of surprised he's touring with Fleetwood Mac again so soon (though they probably gave him a couple of bags of money to convince him).

 
radioman_ 2008-12-04 08:12:21 AM  
They should tour with Half o' the Who.

 
OldManDownDRoad 2008-12-04 08:37:53 AM  
Third_Uncle_Eno: FlashHarry:
no peter green, no deal!

i thought he was dead or went insane.
or maybe that was the other early 70's fleetwood mac guy.


Peter Green wanted to donate ALL the band's money to a religious group. Yep, I'd say that qualifies as being nucking futz.

Then Jeremy Spencer said he was going out for a magazine one day and never came back. Turns out he had joined the local Children of God chapter. Also nutz.

Anyway, as band gossip goes, Fleetwood Mac has been the most interesting band I've ever known anything about and I've followed them since Kiln House. Fights over ownership of the name, drug abuse, adultery (within the band no less), fights over song inclusion on albums, etc etc. Makes the Lennon-McCartney feud seem like a minor disagreement.

/Mystery to Me

 
polf pilf 2008-12-04 08:48:09 AM  
specialk111: I wonder if we'll finally find out who's on the phone?

I've never heard the album it is on, but the SONG "Tusk" is good.

Camper Van Beethoven released their version of the album Tusk, covering every single song on that long album. Is it strange I've heard that but only one song from the original album?

 
Clash City Farker 2008-12-04 08:49:25 AM  
Check this out from the 97 Dance tour. It's pure awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNM6IuA87eM

Feel the love.

 
unfarkingbelievable 2008-12-04 08:53:59 AM  
Stevie hasn't done cocaine in years because it almost killed her. Let that rumour die already.

Lindsey Buckingham is still so hot, just oozes sex appeal. And his guitar work, wow.

However, a Fleetwood Mac without Christine Perfect Mcvie is still so wrong...

 
shadowself 2008-12-04 09:37:46 AM  
polf pilf: Camper Van Beethoven released their version of the album Tusk, covering every single song on that long album. Is it strange I've heard that but only one song from the original album?

You have never heard Sara?

 
E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease 2008-12-04 12:17:32 PM  
FlashHarry: no peter green, no deal!

This

/and Jeremy Spencer of course

don't you dare forget Danny Kirwan, that lovable drunk, almost as great as Greenie.
Yes Green went insane from too much bad acid, came back in the 90s and then retired to Sweden.

 
KingKauff 2008-12-04 01:20:26 PM  
Oh well

 
TheHopeDiamond 2008-12-04 06:55:29 PM  
Hobodeluxe: Bah no Christie? Pbbt.

Agreed. I saw the last real tour. One of, if not the, best concert I ever attended.

 
LL Bean J 2008-12-05 06:11:36 AM  
Just be glad Sheryl Crow isn't involved.

/saw Buckingham in NH two months ago
//farking awesome show
///poor Bob Welch, great guy, talked to him once, needs a webmaster

 
FredGarvin 2008-12-06 04:45:42 PM  
I once named my band Cocaine Enema just so I could tell that story. Love Fleetwood Mac, hate Stevie's voice.

 
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