Bryan Adams trifecta in play.

That's some really bad photoshopping there, Lou.

Yeesh. They look like their butt-ugly fathers rather than
their supermodel mothers.....

I can't quite tell if there's any fuzz on Peaches.

Thats an ugly sammich on hot bread

In for the historic Bryan Adams trifecta on Fark!

DslainteC: I can't quite tell if there's any fuzz on Peaches.

WINNER!!!!!!

Muff. Muff. Muff.....

Stewart, Peaches, then that other one.

I think I got herpes just looking at that picture.

doctorwormwood: Thats an ugly sammich on hot bread

All it needs is Rumer Willis to make it the Big Mac of stank.

Walker: Bryan Adams trifecta in play.

It's not a real trifecta if the musician/actor just released a cd/movie.
/generated press.

Gad, those British tabloid writers - such dignified accent and prose - so skeezy at the same time.

I count five legs that apparently belong to four different women.

I'm pretty sure that middle one is a dude.

And, "Peaches"? Christ, Geldolf, just buy her a stripper pole and get it over with!

Peaches?

I see no peaches.

The article is titled "Hot Rock Daughters Strip Naked"...but I'm not seeing where the "hot" is. These girls are fugly.

Well that oughta wake up the neighbors.

I know what he thought when he took those pictures...

"There will never be another tonight!!!"

And the man treated to an uncensored view of the tasty trio's nude bodies was gravelly voiced singer BRYAN ADAMS, who stepped behind the camera to photograph this mouth-watering Tatler cover.

Tasty trio? Mouth-watering cover? Uhh...how about no?

schiefaw: And, "Peaches"? Christ, Geldolf, just buy her a stripper pole and get it over with!
She can leave it to Fifi and Heavenly when she moves on.

Eh. I'd throw Kimberly Stewart and Peaches Geldof a courtesy. As for Leah Wood, wouldn't.

hogans: TRIPLE BAGGER

I think you mean "six-bagger".... they're two apiece.

/Hey, it'd be for their own safety as well as mine...

"...BRYAN ADAMS, who stepped behind the camera to photograph this mouth-watering Tatler cover."

Made my mouth water as a prelude to making my mouth vomit.

Queen Elizabeth actually requested Bryan Adams to do an official portrait of herself. He's quite a good photographer.

carmody: Queen Elizabeth actually requested Bryan Adams to do an official portrait of herself. He's quite a good photographer.

That's be killer publicity for him. He should run to her.

Isn't Kimberly Stewart the one who's only in her 20s but already pickled her liver thinking she could drink with impunity? I might be confused since there are a lot of these types out there.

bugmn99: carmody: Queen Elizabeth actually requested Bryan Adams to do an official portrait of herself. He's quite a good photographer.

That's be killer publicity for him. He should run to her.



I'd assume when the feelings right he'll run all night.

carmody: He's quite a good photographer.

ummm, no, he's not actually a good photographer. He's a technically competent photographer, who has 'earned' a reputation for taking rather bland, commercial, and frankly uninteresting pictures of celebrities (A-list, B-list, and famous-for-being-famous-or-related-to-someone-famous-Skeez-list)

/accidentally saw an exhibit of his 'work' at the Canadian Museum of Contemporary Photography a few years back.
//thought to myself, 'wow, this is lame'
///saw the 'artists' name, and realized why

Froman: Isn't Kimberly Stewart the one who's only in her 20s but already pickled her liver thinking she could drink with impunity? I might be confused since there are a lot of these types out there.

You're thinking of me.

/and about 98% of Farkers

Look, I'm not saying I'm Johnny Depp or Brad Pitt or anything, but I've been to college and seen hotter chicks than these three every day...

Froman: Isn't Kimberly Stewart the one who's only in her 20s but already pickled her liver thinking she could drink with impunity?

Peaches Geldof is not even in her 20s yet, and she's well on her way there.