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(Starpulse) Spiffy Turbonegro guitarist Knut Schreiner beats cancer. It was lymphoma though, not knut cancer. Still no cure for crappy band names   (starpulse.com) divider line 38
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madmann [TotalFark] 2008-12-01 10:58:30 AM  
Dude... the preferred nomenclature is "incredibly fast attractive and successful African-American".

 
brookgo 2008-12-01 11:14:06 AM  
madmann: Dude... the preferred nomenclature is "incredibly fast attractive and successful African-American".

You're a racist asshole. "A turbonegro is a large, well-equipped, armed black male in a fast car, out for vengeance."

We are his prophets.

 
Ashtrey 2008-12-01 11:20:29 AM  
brookgo: madmann: Dude... the preferred nomenclature is "incredibly fast attractive and successful African-American".

You're a racist asshole. "A turbonegro is a large, well-equipped, armed black male in a fast car, out for vengeance."

We are his prophets.


Whatever he is I bet he can get a tv like THAT!

/so so sorry

 
servoled [TotalFark] 2008-12-01 11:28:41 AM  
Would you have preferred Nazipenis?

 
thegonz111 2008-12-01 11:32:56 AM  
Wow I didn't know this. These guys are, in my opinion, the best rock band of the last 10 years. Check out Ass Cobra.

 
abigsmurf 2008-12-01 11:34:44 AM  
did anyone else look at the title and have their brain go "there's no way I can read that"? It's like a reverse of the "a sudty in cmarbeige uni funod..."

 
xdedd 2008-12-01 11:40:53 AM  
I never heard of this band before so I looked them up on YouTube. They're the Norwegian Alice Cooper right?

I think this video sums up the band. About a minute in the lead singer sticks fireworks in the crack of his ass. But the crowd is going crazy so they must be enjoying it.

 
GavinTheAlmighty 2008-12-01 11:45:10 AM  
The name "Turbonegro" has been copyrighted by Usain Bolt. You will be hearing from his lawyers soon.

 
noheadphones 2008-12-01 11:49:27 AM  
Best live show...evar.

 
brookgo 2008-12-01 11:52:32 AM  
fark Ass Cobra. Their stuff with Euroboy is much better.

For those who are interested, check out this stuff:
Do you dig destruction? (new window)


All my friends are dead (new window)fark the world (new window)


We're gonna drop the atom bomb (new window)

 
Gravity Well 2008-12-01 11:52:57 AM  
noheadphones: Best live show...evar.

I'm sure there are some GWAR fans that would disagree with you..



/not a GWAR fan..

 
BX 2008-12-01 12:02:53 PM  
Saw these guys with Queens of the Stone Age some years ago. What a great goddamned show.

 
Noah's Arcade 2008-12-01 12:20:14 PM  
All his friends are dead, though.

 
BornfromPain 2008-12-01 12:48:54 PM  
thegonz111: Wow I didn't know this. These guys are, in my opinion, the best rock band of the last 10 years. Check out Ass Cobra.

I'm sorry that is incorrect. The correct answer we are looking for would be Clutch.

/likes turbonegro

 
yllosubmarine 2008-12-01 01:21:51 PM  
www.smh.com.au

Cancer? *raspberries*

/Linked it like it's omg lookit his little face!1

 
morgankingrocks 2008-12-01 01:28:20 PM  
BornfromPain: thegonz111: Wow I didn't know this. These guys are, in my opinion, the best rock band of the last 10 years. Check out Ass Cobra.

I'm sorry that is incorrect. The correct answer we are looking for would be Clutch.

/likes turbonegro

Zzzzz to boring Heavy-Stoner-Prog. A smattering of truly great rock bands since 1998:

The Icarus Line
The Hunches
Honkeyfinger
Coachwhips
The Piranhas
The Horrors (the US guys, not that lame UK band)
Black Diamond Heavies

 
BlackSunshine 2008-12-01 01:30:10 PM  
Turbonegro must be destroyed.

/wish they would play a show in my area. :(

 
TheSuperFunk 2008-12-01 02:24:01 PM  
I love the name Turbonegro.

Their other possible name was also good, Nazi Penis.

 
TheSuperFunk 2008-12-01 02:25:58 PM  
^ urr Nazipenis.

Their best album, in my opinion, is Apocolypse Dudes. It's got the best song about Pizza... ever.

 
Retodd [TotalFark] 2008-12-01 02:43:11 PM  
Dude. Finally Fark gets savvy to one of my favorite bands of the past decade.

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Glad to hear Euroboy will be around to rock against ass for a while more.

 
ultrachronic 2008-12-01 02:43:36 PM  
Is that the guy with the sailor hat?

 
QUEEN O FROD [TotalFark] 2008-12-01 03:02:06 PM  
Euroboy is all kinds of sexy.

 
j4x [TotalFark] 2008-12-01 03:12:33 PM  
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Best metal album of the past year.

 
TheGreyPiper 2008-12-01 03:37:18 PM  
Turbonegro? Yer kidding, right?

Would that be, like, Superfly?

 
Disguistipated69 2008-12-01 03:53:38 PM  
brookgo: madmann: Dude... the preferred nomenclature is "incredibly fast attractive and successful African-American".

You're a racist asshole. "A turbonegro is a large, well-equipped, armed black male in a fast car, out for vengeance."

We are his prophets.


God bless you. I was hoping someone was going to post this.

 
AssCobra77 2008-12-01 03:54:55 PM  
I should probably say something. Ummm good for Euroboy!

 
Ninja Wicked 2008-12-01 05:03:31 PM  
servoled: Would you have preferred Nazipenis?

That's just not as marketable as Turbonegro

 
TigerzDad 2008-12-01 05:08:57 PM  
Totally inspired by Turbonegro!

www.atlantarollergirls.com

 
mansonozz 2008-12-01 05:48:13 PM  
Saw 'em open up for GWAR once. Though Turbonegro was interesting to say the least, the two bands aren't even on the same page as far as entertainment goes.

 
green3r 2008-12-01 05:55:22 PM  
http://www.myspace.com/ste

Turbonegro cover band from San Luis Obispo, CA


/opened for Horton Heat

 
kwirk 2008-12-01 06:28:32 PM  
Ah Turbonegro...reminds me of my summer trip to Norway in '02. We were driving from Oslo up north to spend the night at a friend of a friend's, and all we had for entertainment was an Apocalypse Dudes tape, a wad of hash, and the scenery. Good times...

/motherfarking pizza tonight!!

 
zabbers 2008-12-01 06:49:47 PM  
turbojugend presidente here! long live deathpunk

 
noheadphones 2008-12-01 07:20:16 PM  
green3r: http://www.myspace.com/ste

Turbonegro cover band from San Luis Obispo, CA


/opened for Horton Heat


good guys!

//knows the singer

 
elev8meL8r 2008-12-01 07:50:02 PM  
morgankingrocks:
The Icarus Line
The Hunches
Honkeyfinger
Coachwhips
The Piranhas
The Horrors (the US guys, not that lame UK band)
Black Diamond Heavies


Honkeyfinger should open for Turbonegro. I wonder if the crowd would fight like ants in a jar.

BornfromPain: The correct answer we are looking for would be Clutch.


Damn, I love that band.

 
brookgo 2008-12-01 07:51:40 PM  
zabbers: turbojugend presidente here! long live deathpunk

What chapter? I need to get myself into the Chicago chapter.

 
for good or for awesome 2008-12-01 08:38:55 PM  
The name is the best thing about that band.

 
Leashlaw [TotalFark] 2008-12-01 10:12:53 PM  
Viva Jugend!
/All my friends are dead, as a matter of fact.
//Best band/live show of the last 10 years.

 
amoeba 2008-12-02 07:16:58 AM  
TURBOJUGEND

 
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