If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
Fark SearchWeb Fark

         more options... Create account

(Newsday) Obvious Since repealing the smoking ban didn't fill Atlantic City casinos, they will now try letting patrons wearing Santa hats chase Hooters girls through the halls   (newsday.com) divider line 26
More: Obvious  
•       •       •

4819 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Dec 2008 at 4:24 AM   |  Make this a Fark FavoriteFavorite    |   share: Share on OMGTWITTER WEB2.0share on StumbleUponshare on Facebook  more»   |    Get this fabulous T-Shirt and impress the methane out of your friends! shirt it!

26 Comments   (+0 »)


Archived thread
 
nacker 2008-11-30 09:59:04 PM  
Missing something? (new window)

 
433 [TotalFark] 2008-11-30 10:37:28 PM  
Offer 99c hot dogs, but it's a gamble.

 
MC O'Brien 2008-12-01 04:40:05 AM  
A Gambling establishment is failing??? What is the world coming to?

 
Kanemano 2008-12-01 04:40:31 AM  
They can fix up the neighborhoods on the outskirts of the casino's so I don't fell that I will be shanked walking down the boardwalk

 
Kanemano 2008-12-01 04:41:07 AM  
Kanemano: They can fix up the neighborhoods on the outskirts of the casino's so I don't fell feel that I will be shanked walking down the boardwalk

 
KhaineDarkhart 2008-12-01 04:43:44 AM  
somehow i just cant feel bad about this

 
August11 [TotalFark] 2008-12-01 04:45:13 AM  
Kanemano: They can fix up the neighborhoods on the outskirts of the casino's so I don't fell that I will be shanked walking down the boardwalk

I'd fear a shanking less if they would fix up the neighborhoods on the outskirts.

Editor's thread!!!!! Whoohoo!!

 
fanbladesaresharp 2008-12-01 04:49:24 AM  
MC O'Brien: A Gambling establishment is failing??? What is the world coming to?

Bigger government. The original gangatas.

 
drjekel_mrhyde 2008-12-01 04:54:22 AM  
Legalize Prostitution and half of Fark will be there(self included)

 
blueviking 2008-12-01 04:59:05 AM  
What? Was someone taking cues from Benny Hill?

 
Superjoe 2008-12-01 05:30:33 AM  
Lawsuit from Hooters girl in 3...2...

 
KrispyKritter 2008-12-01 05:40:07 AM  
So Mark Giannantonio is president of the Tropicana Casino and Resort? How...expected.

 
msheda 2008-12-01 06:02:07 AM  
If I catch one can I keep it?

/after getting it properly sanitized and vacinated of course

 
michaeld5 2008-12-01 06:54:11 AM  
How 'bout Hooter girls IN Santa hats...
www.faniq.com

 
Xerxes99 [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-12-01 06:58:14 AM  
michaeld5: How 'bout Hooter girls IN Santa hats...

/The two on the left will do just fine...... I'll be in my bunk.

 
mattknows 2008-12-01 07:55:09 AM  
Xerxes99: michaeld5: How 'bout Hooter girls IN Santa hats...

/The two on the left will do just fine...... I'll be in my bunk.


Nice, but I'll trade them all for only the second one from the right. Nice to be able to see the thong straps.

/Fap

 
3steps 2008-12-01 08:04:51 AM  
ok.. I thought subby was joking about the Hooters Girls. umm... wow. That's just dumb. I'm sure they don't let you keep them. ;-)

Now the Trump Marina has the right idea. Have a million dollar competition. Afterall, aren't they trying to get people to come in and GAMBLE? Guys can get drunk and chase women anywhere. Don't even need a santa hat. But Casinos are supposed to be about gambling. Lets bring on the $$$.

But then.. logic rarely wins over sex.

 
msheda 2008-12-01 08:06:54 AM  
3steps: ok.. I thought subby was joking about the Hooters Girls. umm... wow. That's just dumb. I'm sure they don't let you keep them. ;-)

Now the Trump Marina has the right idea. Have a million dollar competition. Afterall, aren't they trying to get people to come in and GAMBLE? Guys can get drunk and chase women anywhere. Don't even need a santa hat. But Casinos are supposed to be about gambling. Lets bring on the $$$.

But then.. logic rarely wins over sex.


blah blah blah blah SEX blah blah blah...

I'm sorry, did you say something about winning sex?

 
3steps 2008-12-01 08:14:18 AM  
msheda: 3steps: ok.. I thought subby was joking about the Hooters Girls. umm... wow. That's just dumb. I'm sure they don't let you keep them. ;-)

Now the Trump Marina has the right idea. Have a million dollar competition. Afterall, aren't they trying to get people to come in and GAMBLE? Guys can get drunk and chase women anywhere. Don't even need a santa hat. But Casinos are supposed to be about gambling. Lets bring on the $$$.

But then.. logic rarely wins over sex.

blah blah blah blah SEX blah blah blah...

I'm sorry, did you say something about winning sex?


ROFL ;-)

 
Assgasket 2008-12-01 08:43:51 AM  
No surprise, really. It has less to do with the economy or competition, and more to do with casino policy. Comps and cashback are way down in AC, and machine payouts have been tightened severely. There's almost no decent video poker left in the whole city, and I just don't see people winning much anymore. Gambling just isn't that much fun when you're left feeling ripped off, instead of playing and just losing.

 
NYRBill 2008-12-01 09:08:34 AM  
Assgasket: Gambling just isn't that much fun when you're left feeling ripped off, instead of playing and just losing.

so much THIS I'll need a doggie bag to take some home

 
ifrog 2008-12-01 09:55:40 AM  
Santa hat trifecta now in play?

 
jmsvrsn 2008-12-01 09:57:01 AM  

The link includes a lovely mugshot gallery including Mr. Morgan E. Rosenblum. I'm hoping , for his sake, that the DWI was on the way home from a Halloween party.

www.newsday.com

 
FTGodWin 2008-12-01 12:18:40 PM  
michaeld5: How 'bout Hooter girls IN Santa hats...

HO...HO...HO........................................................ ............ ...........HO...HO...HO

www.faniq.com

................................................ ......HO

 
drxym 2008-12-01 12:27:17 PM  
I've only been to AC once but what got me about the place was how "serious" it was compared to Vegas. Most of the casinos are boring to look at, the night view is non-existent no lightshows and all the signs are red, there are few stores or places to eat out. There is just no fun about the place. If they want to attract people there, more effort should be paid to the experience as well as the gambling. The casino I stayed in, the Tropicana was one of the few which made much effort since it had some independent restaurants, bars and a small mall stuck onto it. The others were boring as hell. Improve the experience and people will want to come there and gamble while they're at it.

 
Assgasket 2008-12-01 03:41:17 PM  
drxym: I've only been to AC once but what got me about the place was how "serious" it was compared to Vegas. Most of the casinos are boring to look at, the night view is non-existent no lightshows and all the signs are red, there are few stores or places to eat out. There is just no fun about the place. If they want to attract people there, more effort should be paid to the experience as well as the gambling. The casino I stayed in, the Tropicana was one of the few which made much effort since it had some independent restaurants, bars and a small mall stuck onto it. The others were boring as hell. Improve the experience and people will want to come there and gamble while they're at it.

It's not really like that anymore. They've been moving in that direction in the past 2 years.

The Borgata is pretty much the equivalent of a Vegas resort, and they just added another tower this summer. With two kicking nightclubs, and a weekend crowd composed of insanely hot women from NY and Philly, you can't call the Borgata boring.

The Taj Mahal has tried to make itself into the Borgata, with another tower opened in September, and several new independent restaurants, including the excellent Il Mulino from NY. Bally's and Caesar's have undergone extensive renovations, and Caesar's has built out The Pier, with upscale boutique shopping (Tiffany's and an Apple Store... so my wife and I can both be happy) and lots of independent restaurants, including a Steven Starr place. The Sands is gone, leveled. The Pinnacle is being built at a swift pace, should open next year. Harrah's has practically tripled in size, with a giant indoor pool/party area, about 10 new restaurants, shopping, and a huge Elizabeth Arden Red Door spa.

One thing I noticed after Harrah's put in the Pool and the Spa -- the crowd stopped being a bunch of blue-haired old ladies puffing away at the penny slots, and started being younger, hipper, and hotter. Yeah, the mortuary bait still plays there, but most of the "bus" crowd from Philly goes to the Philly casinos now (which are dives that have no decent food and lots of smoking) and that void has been filled by younger folks.

So, it's definitely moving in the right direction. Sure, the Hilton, the Claridge (now part of Bally's), Showboat, and the Trump Plaza are pretty much still slot joints, but they're coming up in the world somewhat too.

 
Displayed 26 of 26 comments


[Continue Farking]