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(Some fry surgeon) Strange Police seize frying pans in homicide investigation. Imagine the skillet took to get this investigation to pan out. They seem to have a handle on the clues, though   (wcax.com) divider line 52
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zekebullseye 2008-11-30 08:55:31 PM  
I hope they can make the charges stick. Then they'll fry the perpetrator.

 
monty666 [TotalFark] 2008-11-30 09:07:29 PM  
I just hope they seasoned those pans properly.

/old school

 
Terrified Asexual Forcemeat 2008-11-30 09:42:31 PM  
I roux this headline.

 
CravenMorehead 2008-11-30 10:05:51 PM  
They'll need to find someone without a cast-iron alibi.

 
Skail [TotalFark] 2008-11-30 10:13:12 PM  
Good to see them getting teflon this kind of crime.

 
Terrified Asexual Forcemeat 2008-11-30 10:43:40 PM  
They got him for panhandling.

 
lajimi [TotalFark] 2008-11-30 10:45:06 PM  

I know it's not a cooking reference but it cracked me up. too good NOT to share.

i236.photobucket.com

 
Obscure on Fark 2008-11-30 10:55:22 PM  
That's what you get when you're a pot holder.

 
Huskadoodle 2008-11-30 10:56:14 PM  
Cast Iron something witty that is humorous.

 
Madman drummers bummers 2008-11-30 10:56:43 PM  
They'll have to examine a wide range of evidence. Hope no one gets their head stove in.

 
the_chief 2008-11-30 10:56:52 PM  
We need to outlaw frying pans.

 
whatshisname 2008-11-30 10:57:33 PM  
It'll be only few days before this investigation is over, easy

 
The Great EZE [TotalFark] 2008-11-30 10:59:22 PM  
After RTFA, I've determined that yes, the guy ended up killing his victim. But I'm sure all he wanted to do was sear.

 
Kevin5280 2008-11-30 11:01:12 PM  
Do they know where the murderer got the pans from? They could be hot.

 
casey17 [TotalFark] 2008-11-30 11:02:43 PM  
Because I'm watching 'Pee-Wee's Big Adventure' I'm telling you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgqD826HGuI

 
casey17 [TotalFark] 2008-11-30 11:04:01 PM  
GODAMNITSOMUCH!

Whatevs - link it & stuff!

 
albuquerquehalsey 2008-11-30 11:04:21 PM  
www.american-buddha.com
approves...

 
IMDWalrus [TotalFark] 2008-11-30 11:08:23 PM  
When are they going to grill the perpetrator?

 
swahnhennessy 2008-11-30 11:15:27 PM  
Mary Maloney did it right.

/obscure to you illiterates

 
I8B4U 2008-11-30 11:16:13 PM  
amusesbouche.files.wordpress.com

BAM!

 
Dr. Farkenstein 2008-11-30 11:16:55 PM  
I hope this investigation doesn't end up on the back burner, because if it does it might go cold.

 
Pestifer 2008-11-30 11:17:44 PM  
Tiffany Aching wanted for questioning.

 
SupaTroopa 2008-11-30 11:18:08 PM  
That investigation room must have been a real pressure cooker

 
Mr. Potatoass 2008-11-30 11:20:00 PM  
Came in for "Grilling the suspect" reference, leaving disappointed.

 
bsteele 2008-11-30 11:21:17 PM  
me thinks he's jumped outta the fire and into the frying pan....but that would be the pot calling the skillet black....

 
Driver [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-11-30 11:21:17 PM  
I was gonna make a pun using a cooking vessel but it seems that you folks have it all covered.

So I'll just wok away from this thread.

 
shipofthesun 2008-11-30 11:21:26 PM  
Look up!
Look Down!
Here Comes Mr. Frying Pan!
i129.photobucket.com

 
Mr. Potatoass 2008-11-30 11:22:20 PM  
IMDWalrus: When are they going to grill the perpetrator?

I renounce my previous post.

 
soapdish 2008-11-30 11:22:30 PM  
I sure hope they didn't just cast around for clues. They'd better strike while the iron is hot!

/there's your cast iron for ya!

 
one_more_step_and_the_girl_gets_it [TotalFark] 2008-11-30 11:23:33 PM  
You all have made this a tempest in a teapot, really! They cops must be steamed not to have solved this yet, and fried the perp!

 
Scifientologist 2008-11-30 11:25:00 PM  
Very punny.

 
wildrufus [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-11-30 11:25:19 PM  
Sure hope they don't sous the chef.

 
Scifientologist 2008-11-30 11:26:22 PM  
albuquerquehalsey: approves...

And dammit that image is familiar, but I can't place it.

 
I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros 2008-11-30 11:29:15 PM  
wildrufus: Sure hope they don't sous the chef.

I shot the sous chef.

But I did not shoot the deputy.

 
caknuck 2008-11-30 11:30:55 PM  
img1.ifilmpro.com

"You lied to me!"

 
Adam Baum 2008-11-30 11:33:29 PM  
out of the fire and into the frying pan!

 
Paris1127 [TotalFark] 2008-11-30 11:35:33 PM  
lajimi: I know it's not a cooking reference but it cracked me up. too good NOT to share.

Why is he putting sunglasses on his sunglasses?

This guy butter not get away with it. That saute crime is the wurst.
Cast iron!

 
lajimi [TotalFark] 2008-11-30 11:41:30 PM  
Paris1127: Why is he putting sunglasses on his sunglasses?

That's Horatio!

 
Penguin_named_Nori 2008-11-30 11:50:05 PM  
You people have made a hash of this thread, though I'm a griddle envious of your skillet cooking up puns.

 
Oznog 2008-12-01 12:03:09 AM  
Triangle Man wanted for questioning.

 
nickerj1 2008-12-01 12:03:37 AM  
One officer said he didn't know which was worse, between the head wound and the carpet stain.

 
Paris1127 [TotalFark] 2008-12-01 12:04:49 AM  
lajimi: Paris1127: Why is he putting sunglasses on his sunglasses?

That's Horatio!


Oh, I know Horatio, but it's like Robert Stack in Airplane!

 
mamoru [TotalFark] 2008-12-01 12:15:28 AM  
submitter: They seem to have a handle on the clues, though

What a crock!

 
FarkeeDeSade [TotalFark] 2008-12-01 12:27:51 AM  
The suspect's name is Pam?

 
monty666 [TotalFark] 2008-12-01 12:37:03 AM  
FarkeeDeSade: The suspect's name is Pam?

I remember hearing about a bunch of local hoodlum kids who used to get high from sniffing Pam.

 
davidv 2008-12-01 01:01:01 AM  
"And in the other room, Mary Maloney began to giggle."

 
JonnyBGoode 2008-12-01 01:49:55 AM  
farm3.static.flickr.com

/wanted for questioning

 
Paris1127 [TotalFark] 2008-12-01 03:13:51 AM  
So, the case has gone out of the frying pan and into the oven?

 
pedrop357 2008-12-01 03:24:12 AM  
they may need a seasoned pro for this one

The perp should be creusefied...


/Trying way too hard on that last one...
//Le Creuset enameled cast iron is awesome...

 
7th Son of a 7th Son 2008-12-01 05:10:32 AM  
shipofthesun: Look up!
Look Down!
Here Comes Mr. Frying Pan!


Came here for the UHF reference, leaving satisfied. Poor Bob-O the clown.

 
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