I hope they can make the charges stick. Then they'll fry the perpetrator.

I just hope they seasoned those pans properly.

/old school

I roux this headline.

They'll need to find someone without a cast-iron alibi.

Good to see them getting teflon this kind of crime.

They got him for panhandling.

That's what you get when you're a pot holder.

Cast Iron something witty that is humorous.

They'll have to examine a wide range of evidence. Hope no one gets their head stove in.

We need to outlaw frying pans.

It'll be only few days before this investigation is over, easy

After RTFA, I've determined that yes, the guy ended up killing his victim. But I'm sure all he wanted to do was sear.

Do they know where the murderer got the pans from? They could be hot.

Because I'm watching 'Pee-Wee's Big Adventure' I'm telling you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgqD826HGuI

GODAMNITSOMUCH!

Whatevs - link it & stuff!

approves...

When are they going to grill the perpetrator?

Mary Maloney did it right.

/obscure to you illiterates

BAM!

I hope this investigation doesn't end up on the back burner, because if it does it might go cold.

Tiffany Aching wanted for questioning.

That investigation room must have been a real pressure cooker

Came in for "Grilling the suspect" reference, leaving disappointed.

me thinks he's jumped outta the fire and into the frying pan....but that would be the pot calling the skillet black....

I was gonna make a pun using a cooking vessel but it seems that you folks have it all covered.

So I'll just wok away from this thread.

Look up!
Look Down!
Here Comes Mr. Frying Pan!

IMDWalrus: When are they going to grill the perpetrator?

I renounce my previous post.

I sure hope they didn't just cast around for clues. They'd better strike while the iron is hot!

/there's your cast iron for ya!

You all have made this a tempest in a teapot, really! They cops must be steamed not to have solved this yet, and fried the perp!

Very punny.

Sure hope they don't sous the chef.

albuquerquehalsey: approves...

And dammit that image is familiar, but I can't place it.

wildrufus: Sure hope they don't sous the chef.

I shot the sous chef.

But I did not shoot the deputy.

"You lied to me!"

lajimi: I know it's not a cooking reference but it cracked me up. too good NOT to share.

Why is he putting sunglasses on his sunglasses?

This guy butter not get away with it. That saute crime is the wurst.
Cast iron!

Paris1127: Why is he putting sunglasses on his sunglasses?

That's Horatio!

You people have made a hash of this thread, though I'm a griddle envious of your skillet cooking up puns.

Triangle Man wanted for questioning.

One officer said he didn't know which was worse, between the head wound and the carpet stain.

lajimi: Paris1127: Why is he putting sunglasses on his sunglasses?

That's Horatio!

Oh, I know Horatio, but it's like Robert Stack in Airplane!

submitter: They seem to have a handle on the clues, though

What a crock!

The suspect's name is Pam?

FarkeeDeSade: The suspect's name is Pam?

I remember hearing about a bunch of local hoodlum kids who used to get high from sniffing Pam.

"And in the other room, Mary Maloney began to giggle."

/wanted for questioning

So, the case has gone out of the frying pan and into the oven?

they may need a seasoned pro for this one

The perp should be creusefied...


/Trying way too hard on that last one...
//Le Creuset enameled cast iron is awesome...

shipofthesun: Look up!
Look Down!
Here Comes Mr. Frying Pan!

Came here for the UHF reference, leaving satisfied. Poor Bob-O the clown.