Heywood Jablomie

/obvious

My last name is Guild, not sure if I should be a blacksmith or a thief.

Peter Thorhammer.

Randy Stiffman



On a related note, I had my wisdom teeth removed by Dr. Molar.

I used to go to an ear doctor named Dr. Earlie, and an optician named Dr. Register.

Worst glasses I ever got were from Dr. Wiggler

My first name is a drink and a stripper name. My last name means to eye amorously at someone. I think it's a sign not of a career, but of a lifelong TF membership.

/If I had married my fiancee, my initials would have been BLOW.

loveblondieo: My first name is a drink and a stripper name. My last name means to eye amorously at someone.

Juggs Leer?

Miles Long.

Isotope: loveblondieo: My first name is a drink and a stripper name. My last name means to eye amorously at someone.

Juggs Leer?

It's not exactly kosher to give out my full name on a forum, but it rhymes with Drandy Drogle.

loveblondieo: It's not exactly kosher to give out my full name on a forum, but it rhymes with Drandy Drogle

Heh. good thinking not giving out your full name. =P

I have no personal connection to it, but there used to be a business in Louisville called Watjen TV.

Larry the Corporate Developer. When those other motherfarkers see that on my business card they know they are in for some serious motherfarking corporate development.

My proctologist is named Poky McAnusfingers. I always thought that was a bit strange.

gas giant: My proctologist is named Poky McAnusfingers. I always thought that was a bit strange.

talk about aptronymical, man!

I know Dr. Jack Kanoff, a nice guy with an unfortunate name.

Rich Schill

/attorney

I would appreciate extra oral sex.

I should be a clan leader in Ireland, then. I summon all of the redhead TFettes to submit to me.

Here's my favorite aptronym: Linky (new window)

My last name's Gott. :) BOW, BIATCHES!!

submitter: Some people have names tailor-made for their careers. What's your aptronym?

Bahahaha. My last name (no, I'm not posting it in here) would be PERFECT for this thread.

Buck Naked.

/was that wrong?

Too bad Peter O'Toole went legit istead of staying in porn...

And I used to work with a veterinarian named "Dr. Leash."

For reals.

Brokes Brothers.

deadapostle: Brokes Brothers.

Holy cats! I totally messed this up. I thought the headline said that some people have suits tailor made to their careers and they wanted to know what brand name we'd have on our suits. Needless to say, I was pretty proud of my little joke until I realized that I'm a complete imbecile.

During my time in the army I met a Sergeant named Major, and two Sergeants named Sergeant. I also had the distinction of meeting Captain Hook while in Afghanistan.

J. Graves........................yeah, cereally

last name is Charter, not sure i feel like renting stuff out to people to go explore shiat, or drafting documents. i wish my last name was Dragonslayer, or Kennedy....

Growing up, my best friend wanted to be a race car driver.

His last name is Vroom.

There is a urologist near my house and his name is Dr. Leek

The irony is strong with this one.

When we had DARE in school the cop assigned to our class was Officer Bacon.

Isotope: Randy Stiffman



On a related note, I had my wisdom teeth removed by Dr. Molar.

Mine were taken out by Dr. Fear.

/not kidding
//he was cool

Hi, I'm David The Computer-Guy. It's only two extra syllables, and I'll use them wisely!

My dad works with (or did, the guy may have retired) a Dr. Doctor.

I mean, seriously, even if you hate medicine you gotta, you just have to be Dr. Doctor if you have that name.

Sounds something like selection bias. Sure, it's striking when it happens, but you don't remember the much, much greater number of people without an appropriate name.

I used to work with a guy named Dick Mayo

/really

well, count me out.... first, english speaking people can't ever say my name correctly.

And as far as career, my name holds nothing in association with it at all.

The closest thing would have to be me choosing to be a "warrior" and that's stretching it to the the origins of my family name, while my first names holds nothing at all career wise.

FTFA--Betsy Weatherhead: Atmospheric scientist

Or Bond Girl?

At our school, the special-ed teacher's name was Mr. Slow.

There is a Urologist in Austin, TX named Richard Chop.

/Performs a lot of vasectomies.

"Maybe that's why he became a dentist"

/hotlinked

Haddock is my last name, perhaps I should become a fisherman?

/Yeah, or not. :/

liberalish: My dad works with (or did, the guy may have retired) a Dr. Doctor.

I mean, seriously, even if you hate medicine you gotta, you just have to be Dr. Doctor if you have that name.

did he give you the news?


/obscure? 80s style...

There's a dentist here in central Il named Dr. Ferry. I kid you not, you can even look it up.

Wes Coleman

Coal miner? Or perhaps a camping equipment guru....

A friend of mine's vasectomy was performed by Dr. Stopp.

loveblondieo: My first name is a drink and a stripper name. My last name means to eye amorously at someone. I think it's a sign not of a career, but of a lifelong TF membership.

/If I had married my fiancee, my initials would have been BLOW.

Mulva? Oh wait, I thought you said a female body part.

liberalish: My dad works with (or did, the guy may have retired) a Dr. Doctor.

Different one, I am sure. This one is near me. (new window)

ANd no, he won't give me the news.

also,

well, that WOULD explain the name of all the strippers I've met in my life...

How much dick could Dick Chopp chop if Dick Chopp could chop dick?

Austin vasectomies: http://www.urologyteam.com/our-doctors/dr-richard-chopp.htm