How about sparing me!!

Do you have 12 pound balls?

FlyingPig: Do you have 12 pound balls?

Yeah, big black ones.

/Don't spare the ball polish.

FlyingPig: Do you have 12 pound balls?

Of course! Can't you tell by the bruises on your mom's chin?

SurfaceTension: FlyingPig: Do you have 12 pound balls?

Of course! Can't you tell by the bruises on your mom's chin?

OK, I have to give you a golf clap for that one. You gotta respect a good burn.

This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man.

STFU Donnie!

BAILOUT!

Bring back the pencil scoring sheets; none of this electronic crap.

Bowling is a primary way to (A) teach kids basic arithmetic and (B) use said arithmetic to find creative ways to cheat

rocinante721: Bring back the pencil scoring sheets; none of this electronic crap.

Bowling is a primary way to (A) teach kids basic arithmetic and (B) use said arithmetic to find creative ways to cheat

Also it was a way for 13 year old's to make money on league night. When your parents dragged you to league night you could always make $10-$20 keeping score for a team of heavy drinkers.

We need unionized pin setters

CravenMorehead: STFU Donnie!

You're out of your element.

/Lebowski thread? :D

rocinante721: Bring back the pencil scoring sheets; none of this electronic crap.

Bowling is a primary way to (A) teach kids basic arithmetic and (B) use said arithmetic to find creative ways to cheat

Meh. I'm lazy and could never remember the intricacies of the bowling scoring system.

rocinante721: Bring back the pencil scoring sheets; none of this electronic crap.

Bowling is a primary way to (A) teach kids basic arithmetic and (B) use said arithmetic to find creative ways to cheat

Yeah, I hate that newfangled nonsense.

This smell never leaves you.....

There's no bailout needed here. The problem is that some turkey split with all the cash.

They can't pin that rap on them, can they?

Did you guys put your heads in the Ball-O Shine-O?

Obviously, you're not a golfer.

smells homeless: Did you guys put your heads in the Ball-O Shine-O?

The comment was better than the article

/Obligatory

Barakku: FlyingPig: Do you have 12 pound balls?

Yeah, big black ones.


Handicap?

SurfaceTension: FlyingPig: Do you have 12 pound balls?

Of course! Can't you tell by the bruises on your mom's chin?

Eight-year-olds, Dude.

I'm guessing it'll be a 1-10 split.

Rikki: CravenMorehead: STFU Donnie!

You're out of your element.

/Lebowski thread? :D

Fark Lebowski.

Roy: "Just because you're familiar with the missionary position doesn't make you a missionary."

Claudia: "Look, Mr. Munster, you're not exactly the smartest guy I ever ran across."

Roy: "Oh yeah? And who are you, Alfred Einstein? "

~Kingpin

The only bowling place here just closed. They're putting up condos (starting at $600k). Median price of a HOUSE is about half that in a good economy. Don't really know what they're thinking. Wonder if they read the news.

AMF 82-30
AMF 82-70
AMF 82-90
Brunswick GSX

/I have experience working on all of those.
//82-70's are my personal favorite to work on though.

Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man.

skinink: Rikki: CravenMorehead: STFU Donnie!

You're out of your element.

/Lebowski thread? :D

Fark Lebowski.

Roy: "Just because you're familiar with the missionary position doesn't make you a missionary."


Claudia: "Look, Mr. Munster, you're not exactly the smartest guy I ever ran across."


Roy: "Oh yeah? And who are you, Alfred Einstein? "


~Kingpin

Fark Lebowski? All right, I can see you don't want to be cheered up here, Dude. Come on Donny, let's go get us a lane.

Ah yes, pin setting double alleys at the CYO. Bad memories at ten cents a line.

[after Homer bowls another strike]

Lenny: Hey Homer, that's four strikes in a row! You've got a perfect game going.
Homer Simpson: Really?
Carl: Careful what you say Lenny, you'll jinx him.
Lenny: Oh, right, sorry.
Lenny: Miss! Miss!... Sorry, I was calling the waitress...

[talking to waitress]

Lenny: Uh, this split you sold me is making me choke.
Homer Simpson: Lenny!
Lenny: What? I paid seven-ten for this split.
Carl: Would you at least call it a banana-split, you dumbwad?
Lenny: Hey, spaaare me your gutter mouth.

[Lenny gets hit in the groin with Homer's bowling ball]

Rikki: skinink: Rikki: CravenMorehead: STFU Donnie!

You're out of your element.

/Lebowski thread? :D

Fark Lebowski.

Roy: "Just because you're familiar with the missionary position doesn't make you a missionary."


Claudia: "Look, Mr. Munster, you're not exactly the smartest guy I ever ran across."


Roy: "Oh yeah? And who are you, Alfred Einstein? "


~Kingpin

Fark Lebowski? All right, I can see you don't want to be cheered up here, Dude. Come on Donny, let's go get us a lane.

you see what happens skinink?

I told those farks down at the league office a thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!

serialkittenkiller: I told those farks down at the league office a thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!

If true, this contravenes a number of the league's bylaws

All Your balls have 3 holes in them.

/think you can still spare it?

Wow, hope these guys don't have to split.

Gyrfalcon: I'm guessing it'll be a 1-10 split.

actually...a 1-10 would be a washout and not a split because the headpin(1) is standing