Does anyone have the link to that Santa slideshow that gets posted every year and has the photo where it looks like Santa is giving the kid a UFIA?

Hearing Lauren Graham squeal "Fark me, Santa!" is one of my holiday season treats.

elvisaintdead: Hearing Lauren Graham squeal "Fark me, Santa!" is one of my holiday season treats.

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elvisaintdead: Hearing Lauren Graham squeal "Fark me, Santa!" is one of my holiday season treats.

I'd agree, if only we could remove Billy Bob from the equation. The guy's a fine actor, but also an instant boner-kill.

She did not see the men leave or the direction they went.

NORTH

hogans: elvisaintdead: Hearing Lauren Graham squeal "Fark me, Santa!" is one of my holiday season treats.

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vlakorados: hogans: elvisaintdead: Hearing Lauren Graham squeal "Fark me, Santa!" is one of my holiday season treats.

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VwlssWndr

Scary Santa thread and gallery (new window)

You're welcome. :-)

/by far and away my favorite part of the season

You ain't gonna... (you know..) for a month

WFern: I'd agree, if only we could remove Billy Bob from the equation. The guy's a fine actor, but also an instant boner-kill.

Any better? Closest I could do -my shoop/google image fu, she is kinda weak--

elvisaintdead: Any better?

Oddly, yes... Not sure what that says about me.

Look what I just found...



LOL! WTF?!

The first man is described as of Aboriginal appearance, with a slim build and... Santa Clause hat and beard disguise.

This is the fault of the white man, specifically, Captain James T. Cook who, in 1770 at the behest of the Royal Secret Society of Sheeple, sailed to Terra Australis in a Santa disguise, bearing gifts and fooling the natives into believing that he was the God of Christmas, and so launched them down the sorry path of Western consumerism that would eventually lead to this holdup at Cutheringa Bowls club in Brisbane. Blowback is a biatch.



Image Caption: 1770, Caption Cook, disguised as the God of Christmas, leads natives astray

dah...

Bowls club?

WFern: elvisaintdead: Hearing Lauren Graham squeal "Fark me, Santa!" is one of my holiday season treats.

I'd agree, if only we could remove Billy Bob from the equation. The guy's a fine actor, but also an instant boner-kill.

But consider not only did he fark Angelina Jolie, he got her to wear a vial of her blood around his neck (and I think get his name tattooed on her as well). So there's something there.

StrongShad: VwlssWndr

Scary Santa thread and gallery (new window)

You're welcome. :-)

/by far and away my favorite part of the season

I just spent the last half hour laughing my ass off. Thank you so much.

Don't get me started on "Bad Santa's" The whole lot of them are not good, I would not trust my kids with any of them, a majority of the elfs included. I worked at a mall Santa set from the time I was 12, and was eventually hired a couple of years later. They liked it becasue the kids were taller than me and therefor not scared. My boss liked it too, a little too much come to think of it looking back. UGH, one reason I don't talk to my mother...though I did get to wear the elf costume...
/Still have it
//No pics, not yours

Cosmic Crab: Bowls club?

FTFA: "The two men, dressed in Santa hats and beards, entered the bowls club at around 8:20pm (Australian time) last night, armed with knives."

To the Australian Farkers, is there some kind of fascination you all have with dinnerware?

HowAboutNo: Cosmic Crab: Bowls club?

FTFA: "The two men, dressed in Santa hats and beards, entered the bowls club at around 8:20pm (Australian time) last night, armed with knives."

To the Australian Farkers, is there some kind of fascination you all have with dinnerware?

The ol' knifey-spooney...

Does anyone have that picture of a car on fire with a man dressed as santa? There's a caption that says something like, "Santa farked your sled up."

That's one of my favorites!

elvisaintdead: Hearing Lauren Graham squeal "Fark me, Santa!" is one of my holiday season treats.

fap fap fap! The ONLY good part of the movie...

This is why there is a Santa skin for unreal tournament Infiltration. Nothing like blowing up a group of Santas with a grenade. Those bastards are asking for it.

What is it about the short cropped brunette? Is it just me?

/smiling bob santa ad

HowAboutNo: Cosmic Crab: Bowls club?

FTFA: "The two men, dressed in Santa hats and beards, entered the bowls club at around 8:20pm (Australian time) last night, armed with knives."

To the Australian Farkers, is there some kind of fascination you all have with dinnerware?

LAWN Bowls, you morans ;P

Link (new window)

/LMAO

I feel compelled to post in this thread.