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(WorldNetDaily) Scary Since being elected president, Obama has developed a stress-related facial tick. Is this really the man we want defending us against the hated Soviets? Yes, this is a WND story, why do you ask?   (worldnetdaily.com) divider line 188
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Con_Authority [TotalFark] 2008-11-30 03:28:43 PM  
No submitter, what's scary is that you actually read the Wingnut daily and believe it.

 
MorningBreath [TotalFark] 2008-11-30 03:41:57 PM  
when did he become president?

 
CougarJeff [TotalFark] 2008-11-30 03:45:47 PM  
Who are you trying to convince, and of what?

 
GaryPDX [TotalFark] 2008-11-30 03:50:40 PM  
Dee De Dee

/jk

What the hell does he have to be stressed about? He's not even in there yet.

 
Outtaphase [TotalFark] 2008-11-30 03:50:45 PM  
It's called blinking subby. It's something that actual humans do.

 
cretinbob [TotalFark] 2008-11-30 03:54:27 PM  
At least it's just a facial tick, and not a head crab.


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\\it's tic dumbass

 
lifeboat 2008-11-30 04:09:24 PM  
img396.imageshack.us

 
Etchy333 [TotalFark] 2008-11-30 04:12:27 PM  
GaryPDX: What the hell does he have to be stressed about? He's not even in there yet.

/+1
//I have to admit, you are getting more entertaining

 
Sgt Otter [TotalFark] 2008-11-30 04:32:21 PM  
Is this another Bill Frist diagnosis?

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2008-11-30 04:36:47 PM  
MorningBreath: when did he become president?

yeah, I was wondering about that myself. Did I miss the swearing in ceremony?

 
sens [TotalFark] 2008-11-30 04:51:09 PM  
I've had that before, twice in my life I think, where the little muscle under my eye just starts twitching randomly, and it's lasted for a few days and then went away.

I don't think I was under any particular stress at the time -- I just figured it might be something I wasn't eating that I needed, like I wasn't getting enough potassium or drinking enough water or whatever the fark.

Talk to me when Obama starts showing up with random facial cuts and bruises like Bush did a couple of times, after he either went on a severe whiskey bender, or when Cheney punched him in the face during an edition of the ultra-secret White House Fight Club. Pretzel my ass!


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PseudoNic 2008-11-30 04:54:05 PM  
Soviets? Where?

 
inebriated brain 2008-11-30 04:57:58 PM  
www.bullshido.net

 
cameroncrazy1984 [TotalFark] 2008-11-30 04:58:04 PM  
Etchy333: GaryPDX: What the hell does he have to be stressed about? He's not even in there yet.

/+1
//I have to admit, you are getting more entertaining


Relax, it was snark! Right, Gary?

 
Dread Pirate Slasher 2008-11-30 04:58:19 PM  
GaryPDX: Dee De Dee

/jk

What the hell does he have to be stressed about? He's not even in there yet.


He's been given the presidential briefing. He knows who killed JFK and what's at Area 51. You'd have a tic, too.

 
ilambiquated 2008-11-30 04:59:29 PM  
Obama will (very likely) be elected on Dec 15th.

 
captain_heroic44 2008-11-30 05:05:12 PM  
Thank God for World Nut Daily!!!!

 
LewDux 2008-11-30 05:06:25 PM  
Weaver95: yeah, I was wondering about that myself. Did I miss the swearing in ceremony?

You missed secret muslim swearing in ultraceremo.. ++++**NO CARRIER**++++

 
quizzical 2008-11-30 05:07:30 PM  
I've had that happen just from eye strain. Get a pair of reading/computer glasses, or up the prescription on the current set.

 
CtrlAltDelete [TotalFark] 2008-11-30 05:07:34 PM  
PseudoNic: Soviets? Where?

RIGHT BEHIND YOU!

 
MisterTweak 2008-11-30 05:07:35 PM  
Sgt Otter: Is this another Bill Frist diagnosis?

Please, no more Boobiess.

 
NYZooMan 2008-11-30 05:07:56 PM  
Well, the O-fellating media is never going to discuss the slightest O-boy flaw.

BANK on THAT.

 
Chariset [TotalFark] 2008-11-30 05:08:07 PM  
Tic, not tick.

 
Terrified Asexual Forcemeat 2008-11-30 05:08:59 PM  
www.theonion.com

/awesome blossom hotlink

 
Bunny Deville 2008-11-30 05:09:17 PM  
Oh my god, he's a SMOKER!

How did he ever get elected?

Does everyone know this?

SMOKER! SMOKER ALERT!

(don't mind me, I'm kind of sick today, and a little weird.)

 
gc.c 2008-11-30 05:11:13 PM  
Chariset: Tic, not tick.

this

/oh and thats called blinking. Get a brain moran!

 
inebriated brain 2008-11-30 05:13:39 PM  
Bunny Deville: Oh my god, he's a SMOKER!

How did he ever get elected?

Does everyone know this?

SMOKER! SMOKER ALERT!


You think that shiats a joke, but I am here to tell you that rational thought goes out the window when you are on a nic fit. For all we know he could give Russia whatever it wants in exchange for a newport. He needs to quit, or stop trying and just smoke like thier ain't no tomorrow.

 
tortilla burger 2008-11-30 05:20:06 PM  
Quitting smoking is probably one of the hardest things a person can do. Put all that presidential stuff on top of that and it's amazing he's got his shiat together at all.

 
Lawnchair 2008-11-30 05:20:51 PM  
inebriated brain: and just smoke like thier ain't no tomorrow.

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The longest-lived President of all time approves.

 
rob.d 2008-11-30 05:22:07 PM  
Obama is the luckiest bastard. After 8 yrs of Bush II he could show up to work in PJs and sleep through meetings and still be a better president than most under 30 will remember.

One hopes he doesn't, but he could.

 
Crude 2008-11-30 05:24:16 PM  
Where's the facial tic?

It's called blinking because there are bright television lights.

/come on, Conservatives, we are better than this

//leave this kind of shiat for the turds on the other side of the aisle

 
zamboni 2008-11-30 05:27:36 PM  
It might be a tumor... or lupus.

 
kyleaugustus 2008-11-30 05:27:53 PM  
From stress? Are you sure? I get them from playing PC games too much. And, as it's been covered repeatedly he is a geek, perhaps he has been preparing for his term by undertaking Civilization 4 excessively.

/Rhyse & Fall of Civ Mod FTW

 
Simplest Quantum System Conceivable 2008-11-30 05:30:34 PM  
rob.d: Obama is the luckiest bastard. After 8 yrs of Bush II he could show up to work in PJs and sleep through meetings and still be a better president than most under 30 will remember.

One hopes he doesn't, but he could.


This is what I don't get about all those people who say "He is just going to disappoint you."
Do you have any idea how low my expectations have been set? He could just blow spit bubbles and crap himself all day long and be the best president since Reagan. (Yes, I do hold getting impeached against a guy.)

 
Virulency 2008-11-30 05:31:04 PM  
PseudoNic: Soviets? Where?

if you were in alaska you could see them

 
WrongTrousers 2008-11-30 05:33:18 PM  
MisterTweak: Sgt Otter: Is this another Bill Frist diagnosis?

Please, no more Boobiess.


Are you sure?

 
PseudoNic 2008-11-30 05:37:06 PM  
CtrlAltDelete: RIGHT BEHIND YOU!

In Communist Russia...oh, fark it.

 
Corn_Fed 2008-11-30 05:38:32 PM  
I looked at the example in the "article," and saw nothing other than normal blinking. What the hell are these rightwing wacko extremists talking about?

 
General Zang 2008-11-30 05:49:04 PM  
Crude:

/come on, Conservatives, we are better than this


George W. Bush is the head of your party, and Sarah Palin is the heir apparent... ...with Mike Huckabee just having gotten his own show on Fox News.

So, no, you're not better than this. This is what you are.

 
I_Hate_Iowa 2008-11-30 05:49:28 PM  
MorningBreath: when did he become president?

Weaver95: yeah, I was wondering about that myself. Did I miss the swearing in ceremony?

If you're referring to the headline, he was elected president, he just hasn't been sworn in yet. Unless the headline was changed from something like "Since becoming president..." Then: never mind.

 
MixDJ 2008-11-30 05:51:05 PM  
I'm running out of breathe explaining this whole president ELECT to right wingers.

 
MixDJ 2008-11-30 05:51:48 PM  
MixDJ: I'm running out of breathe explaining this whole president ELECT thing to right wingers.

 
Phil Moskowitz 2008-11-30 05:52:22 PM  
Honestly, is this the best shiat fark can greenlight? Trying to click whore via a flamewar is really ruining the content here.

Someone needs to start taking their bloody job more seriously.

 
ramathorn83 2008-11-30 05:52:42 PM  
Subby, WND is not even close to being the most unreliable news source on the 'net.

That honor would actually go to Daily Kos.

 
PizzaJedi81 2008-11-30 05:52:45 PM  
zamboni: It might be a tumor... or lupus.

It's not lupus...it's never lupus.

 
mediaho 2008-11-30 05:53:09 PM  
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WTF is this guy's problem?!

 
Nicholas Urfe 2008-11-30 05:53:10 PM  
I've had those before, one time for months on end. Not sure if it was due to caffeine or stress, since my caffeine intake tends to increase with my stress level.

 
commonsensepolitics 2008-11-30 05:53:59 PM  
I really don't see how it matters. One would assume that the lengthiest presidential race in history would be nerve-racking. But, yeah you can see it. These days it is not like you can just take over with a grace period. It will be hit the ground running or get out of the way. Congress and the left have their own agenda going on and it will take all Obama has to hold them back long enough for him to talk. Good luck with that.

 
commonsensepolitics 2008-11-30 05:57:58 PM  
General Zang:Crude: /come on, Conservatives, we are better than this


George W. Bush is the head of your party, and Sarah Palin is the heir apparent... ...with Mike Huckabee just having gotten his own show on Fox News.

So, no, you're not better than this. This is what you are.


I could just take that to mean that you are all HuffPo and Daily Kos...

 
BlackArt 2008-11-30 05:59:08 PM  
There needs to be a "BULLSHIATE" tag for World Net Daily posts.

 
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