How would you like to be known as the farmer who blue the sheep?

Well, cross me with a sheep and call me a Welshman!

DslainteC: How would you like to be known as the farmer who blue the sheep?

No, that is just some ice cream.

He had better be glad that those sheep did not have guns:

They'd just better hope that none of the sheep shoots lightning out of their arse.

My body is god-like.

All youz ladies is imprezz'd

dye the sheep blue to match their balls?

Happy Saint Andrews Day to all the Scots /
Remember your heritage and all that lot.
I'd raise my glass and toast you all /
But I got to cram for exams tomorrow.

It says something about the average Farker that so many of us spend all of our time fantasizing about have sex with sheep and homosexual prison rape. Also explains why Farkers are so desperate to assure each other to the fact that they'd have sex with whatever woman happens to be the subject of any given thread.

No worse than all you fake American Irish dying shiat green for St Patrick's day...

Corpus Delecti "It says something about the average Farker that so many of us spend all of our time fantasizing about have sex with sheep "
Sure, some fantasize. But some of us live that dream.
_baaa

Hubba hubba.

Tidy Bowl Sheep!

Reminds me of a joke:

What's the difference between a hooker, a whore and a housewife?

Hooker: Are you done yet?
Whore: Is that all?
Housewife: I think I'll paint it blue.

Funny, around here farmers paint orange spots on their horses and cows, since the local rednecks aren't too discriminating once deer season opens...

Marge says blue has worked well for her.

ukexpat: No worse than all you fake American Irish dying shiat green for St Patrick's day...

Came here to say this. Left satisfied.

They blued their sheep?

ukexpat: No worse than all you fake American Irish dying shiat green for St Patrick's day...

I knew somebody had to throw in America Hate. It's a Fark Thanksgiving Tradition!

Note to you: Hating America is fine and such. Using "hate America!" as an excuse for distracting from one's own shoddy behavior, kinda lame.

Scotland Forever.

LowPlainsDrifter: ukexpat: No worse than all you fake American Irish dying shiat green for St Patrick's day...

I knew somebody had to throw in America Hate. It's a Fark Thanksgiving Tradition!

Note to you: Hating America is fine and such. Using "hate America!" as an excuse for distracting from one's own shoddy behavior, kinda lame.

Scotland Forever.

There is a difference between "Americans sometimes do some pretty silly-ass things (in the pursuit of having a good time fueled by alcohol)" and actual America Hate ^TM.

/ making a distinction between 'silly-ass' and 'stupid'
// silly-ass doesn't involve people or critters getting hurt or killed
/// just dyed green or blue

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ECGKcl4s-k

/my aunt lives in Scotland, she says it's quite nice
//I'm OK until he says, "An sixteen year old mother of three vomiting in an open sewer..."

What is the most popular song in Scottish music?
Ewe Make Me Want To Love Ewe.

LowPlainsDrifter: ukexpat: No worse than all you fake American Irish dying shiat green for St Patrick's day...

I knew somebody had to throw in America Hate. It's a Fark Thanksgiving Tradition!

Note to you: Hating America is fine and such. Using "hate America!" as an excuse for distracting from one's own shoddy behavior, kinda lame.

Scotland Forever.

I don't hate America, quite the contrary. I just find it a bit ridiculous that you all make such a big deal out of St Patrick's day.

ukexpat: LowPlainsDrifter: ukexpat: No worse than all you fake American Irish dying shiat green for St Patrick's day...

I knew somebody had to throw in America Hate. It's a Fark Thanksgiving Tradition!

Note to you: Hating America is fine and such. Using "hate America!" as an excuse for distracting from one's own shoddy behavior, kinda lame.

Scotland Forever.

I don't hate America, quite the contrary. I just find it a bit ridiculous that you all make such a big deal out of St Patrick's day.

It's an excuse to drink massive quantities of alcohol, kiss total strangers in public, and mock an entire culture. What's more American than that? ;)