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(Newsweek) Obvious New report states more employees visting porn sites at work. Really? no, really   (newsweek.com) divider line 61
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yyssyy 2008-11-30 03:25:46 PM  
I was analyzing. really

 
The_Sponge [TotalFark] 2008-11-30 03:26:08 PM  
I don't look at porn sites while I'm at work.

/Because I'm too busy hanging out on Fark.

 
thetoucher 2008-11-30 03:27:31 PM  
It was for science I swear!

 
flyf15 2008-11-30 03:27:44 PM  
www.explosm.net

 
Get Lost 2008-11-30 03:28:16 PM  
I watching Porn right now. Anyone for http://www.foobies.com/

 
Jaws_Victim 2008-11-30 03:28:58 PM  
O'rly?

/obligatory.

 
patternmatch 2008-11-30 03:29:00 PM  
If you look at porn sites at work, you deserve to get fired.

Unless you work at a porn company...then I guess it's probably okay.

 
JonnyBGoode 2008-11-30 03:29:59 PM  
It was... research, yea that's the ticket!

 
Voldemort 2008-11-30 03:32:28 PM  
That's no surprise. With the current state of the economy, I don't think many people are watching the stock market anymore. Instead of watching my 401K go down the shiatter, I'd rather watch some dude stick his mule into someone's shiatter.

 
Wade_Wilson 2008-11-30 03:32:53 PM  
The interesting revelation isn't that 25% of employees have done this, it's that 75% percent are liars.

 
Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark] 2008-11-30 03:34:00 PM  
We have a pretty solid content filter at work... so I spend my downtime on Fark.

I could deal with more downtime.

 
ifuggedher 2008-11-30 03:34:41 PM  
I have replaced 12 sticky keyboards this year so I am getting a kick....

 
ScottMpls 2008-11-30 03:34:44 PM  
That would be nice here but for Websense ...

 
karmaceutical 2008-11-30 03:34:54 PM  
I've been meaning to check out this porn stuff that everyone is talking about but I've been too busy at work. Is it any good?

 
strathmeyer 2008-11-30 03:35:37 PM  
Wade_Wilson: The interesting revelation isn't that 25% of employees have done this, it's that 75% percent are liars.

Huh? I can surf porn perfectly fine from home, thank you very much.

 
Adam Baum 2008-11-30 03:37:22 PM  
img.thesun.co.uk

 
borg [TotalFark] 2008-11-30 03:38:11 PM  
Define "porn"

 
anwserman [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-11-30 03:39:34 PM  
I'm looking at porn right now at work, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

 
Feltonl 2008-11-30 03:40:53 PM  
have none of these companies heard of firewalls or content filters?
morons.

 
JesterGirl [TotalFark] 2008-11-30 03:41:35 PM  
What office pron might look like...

NSFW^
NSFW^
NSFW^

 
Caulfield 2008-11-30 03:42:24 PM  
TFA: AVN's McMahon attributes the rise in workplace porn to the proliferation of free Web sites, such as xtube.com,

Right click, open in new tab, bookmark.

Thanks, Newsweek!

 
PennyCentury 2008-11-30 03:43:21 PM  
Websense. (use TOR?) Proxy blocking. (surf from home?)

Employees who want to waste time at work do not need a computer to do so. Is it up to the employer to make dull jobs interesting and challenging?

 
Endrick 2008-11-30 03:45:09 PM  
Oh god all the poor kittens...

And what was the point of NSFW again?

 
Wade_Wilson 2008-11-30 03:45:28 PM  
Considering some of the elaborate and destructive pranks we have been known to play to kill time, porn would probably be a much more productive way to keep us amused.

 
TheChemist 2008-11-30 03:48:06 PM  
www.oddpic.com

\Oblig.

 
IsaacBoda 2008-11-30 03:48:08 PM  
JesterGirl: What office pron might look like...

NSFW^
NSFW^
NSFW^


I'll take what's behind door number two kind sir.

 
lostcat 2008-11-30 03:49:15 PM  
XTube's slogan is "Log on and get off" so I heartily enjoyed the phrase "quickly log on and off" in the article in reference to XTube.

Even when I had my own office in corporate America, I wasn't stupid enough to do anything with the company's computer that could jeopardize my job.

 
Kinjana 2008-11-30 03:50:27 PM  
New report states more employees admit to visting porn sites at work. Really? no, really


/you know you were looking before and just lied about it

 
Britney Spear's Speculum 2008-11-30 03:51:26 PM  
I'm committing Calico genocide as we speak so I'm really getting a kick....

 
Ed Willy 2008-11-30 03:51:28 PM  
FTFA

ndn.newsweek.com

delontin1.files.wordpress.com

 
p the boiler 2008-11-30 03:52:12 PM  
Caulfield: TFA: AVN's McMahon attributes the rise in workplace porn to the proliferation of free Web sites, such as xtube.com,

Right click, open in new tab, bookmark.

Thanks, Newsweek!


I have loved Xtube longtime

 
efot 2008-11-30 03:52:31 PM  
Some people are lucky enough to have their office near a Starbucks or some other place that offers free wireless. Then they can bring their personal laptop into the office and fap away...you have to really stupid to get caught that way.

 
Mongo cut wood 2008-11-30 03:54:57 PM  
Network Admins should be able to block those sites at the router/firewall. I would think if the corporation uses a Proxy Server, they could do it there also.

 
davidphogan [TotalFark] 2008-11-30 03:55:48 PM  
I have to wonder if some of the increased traffic are also a result of malware being all over a lot of computers that are on during the day? Not to say people don't watch porn at work, but I definitely don't.

Well, unless it's farking hilarious, and worth sharing with the rest of the office anyway.

 
D'Annunzio 2008-11-30 03:56:48 PM  
Midget or clown?

 
the_good_senator 2008-11-30 04:02:17 PM  
Caulfield: TFA: AVN's McMahon attributes the rise in workplace porn to the proliferation of free Web sites, such as xtube.com,

Right click, open in new tab, bookmark.

Thanks, Newsweek!


xtube, redtube, youporn, youjizz, pornotube...the list goes on, and on, and on...

 
jmood 2008-11-30 04:02:42 PM  
I don't get the point of just looking at porn while working.

 
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier 2008-11-30 04:04:22 PM  
Hands hurt... Must keep fapping...

 
Caulfield 2008-11-30 04:08:26 PM  
the_good_senator: xtube, redtube, youporn, youjizz, pornotube...the list goes on, and on, and on...

I was aware of the youporn. Amateur porn FTW.

 
HealingAmerica 2008-11-30 04:22:10 PM  
Mongo cut wood: Network Admins should be able to block those sites at the router/firewall. I would think if the corporation uses a Proxy Server, they could do it there also.

Yeah but who would stop Network Admins browsing for Porn? and if you are Network Admin and your company Owner, President or General Manager does it, who are you really going to complain to?

 
rustylite 2008-11-30 04:34:08 PM  
I like myfreepaysite.com

 
2 by 2 Hands of Glue 2008-11-30 04:39:56 PM  
I work in a field dominated by men where all that matters is results. I've seen fistfights between employees with "Take the rest of the day off" being the only repercussions. I would estimate half of my coworkers regularly look at porn at work.

 
Verdelak 2008-11-30 04:41:27 PM  
2 by 2 Hands of Glue:

Is your handle a play on "Neverwhere"?

 
Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark] 2008-11-30 04:44:56 PM  
XNXX.com ftw.

 
moneyfink 2008-11-30 04:51:40 PM  
does this mean we can have our epic hot girl threads back?

 
michaeld5 2008-11-30 04:57:56 PM  
JesterGirl: What office pron might look like...

NSFW^
NSFW^
NSFW^


I always thought "porn" was two or more people in flagrante delicto?
Therefore, only pic one would qualify. The rest are safe for work, thread readers.

 
mom_dropped_me 2008-11-30 05:09:46 PM  
Verdelak: 2 by 2 Hands of Glue:

Is your handle a play on "Neverwhere"?


I think it's a play on a line from the series "Firefly". Two by two, hands of blue.

 
BitwiseShift 2008-11-30 05:25:30 PM  
When your boss gets into a sexual harassment suit, that's when the email filters go on.

 
Verdelak 2008-11-30 05:31:02 PM  
mom_dropped_me: Verdelak: 2 by 2 Hands of Glue:

Is your handle a play on "Neverwhere"?

I think it's a play on a line from the series "Firefly". Two by two, hands of blue.


Yes!! I do remember that. I wonder why I got Neverwhere in my head?

 
Snakeophelia [TotalFark] 2008-11-30 05:31:28 PM  
2 by 2 Hands of Glue
I work in a field dominated by men where all that matters is results. I've seen fistfights between employees with "Take the rest of the day off" being the only repercussions. I would estimate half of my coworkers regularly look at porn at work.

If your coworkers regularly beat up on each other, I'd say they're not watching enough porn. Clearly there's still excess testosterone rampaging around. Perhaps everyone in your office should visit Redtube/Pornhub/Megarotic each morning to get it out of their system, and the rest of the day'll go more smoothly.

 
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