This is disgusting...

/scampers away to read about Di's tawdry details

Necrophelia?

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Of course these kinds of things are still relevant, she's only been dead eleven years.

Who submitted this headline? My grandmother?

Jesus, let your f*cking balls drop, submitter.

Actually, the article is about an interesting issue--if you publish an article that says "Joe said X" do you have to include in the article that he denies having said it? (Not that the article makes that aspect of the issue clear, but it is interesting.)

Christ the woman's dead already. Leave it the fark alone.

On a more pertinent note:

Do most British men have a lip circumcision at birth?

Didn't really like Diana too much when she was alive, but do feel sorry that her legacy has been dominated by Burrell. If the man was to catch ebola, I'd stand in line to get tickets for the opening showing of that snuff film.

-start righteous indignation- Out of principle, I will not click that link. The woman is dead and is not here to tell her side of any story. -end righteous indignation-

The dirt on whoever Britney/Paris/Lindsey is banging, though, that's fair game.

Diana was a total MILF. I would have definitely gone all Excalibur on her.

Useless without video.

Back in the day... hell yea.

/Royally.

Stay classy.

please let the above statement DIAF.

Why would the BBC care about the effects of eating turkey at this time of year?

She was a part of my early (1980's) masturbatory material so I like the article.

\Milk was a bad choice.
\\Obligatory

alhazred: Why would the BBC care about the effects of eating turkey at this time of year?

Came to ask that. Would they also cover the danger of fireworks on the Fourth of July?

sigdiamond2000: Who submitted this headline? My grandmother?

Jesus, let your f*cking balls drop, submitter.

Exactly.. this story gets furthered by fark?

/kick balls submitter

msheda: Necrophelia?

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

*professional voice over*
Not just any necrophillia, msheda, we're talkling Retro, euro, inbred, white trash, ROYAL interracial ncrophillia.
Pics, or GTFO.

So the submitter would rather read the same stories we read EVERY FARKING YEAR?

She's still dead, isn't she? I would hope her sex life is worst then mine, at least.

moralpanic: So the submitter would rather read the same stories we read EVERY FARKING YEAR?

Did you only just learn to read?
This is the story we have to read every year.

The News of the World said as well as not making any attempts to contact Mr Burrell before publication, it chose not to publish his denial after the story appeared because, the newspaper said, he was a "self-confessed and notorious liar".

So that means the story he supposedly told Ron Cosgrove has quite a bit of truth to it.


Oh wait...

vudukungfu: msheda: Necrophelia?

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

*professional voice over*
Not just any necrophillia, msheda, we're talkling Retro, euro, inbred, white trash, ROYAL interracial ncrophillia.
Pics, or GTFO.

Ok then, as long as we all get royally screwed then.

msheda: vudukungfu: msheda: Necrophelia?

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

*professional voice over*
Not just any necrophillia, msheda, we're talkling Retro, euro, inbred, white trash, ROYAL interracial ncrophillia.
Pics, or GTFO.

Ok then, as long as we all get royally screwed then.

ret this ans get rollaly screwed by Drew's and my attonys for Royalties.

Came in to ridicule subby for thinking the British give two shiats about the effects of Thanksgiving turkey, looks like it's been covered. Carry on.

msheda: Necrophelia?

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Talk about...(wait for it)...getting boned.

ya, gotta luv those brits.

She still has a sex life? That's disgusting. Talk about dried up and shriveled. I mean come on! Enough is enough. At what point does she say no to sex?

PC LOAD LETTER: Diana was a total MILF. I would have definitely gone all Excalibur on her.



/like a busty Asian girl in a Link costume two sizes too small, it's a hot link

Jake Steed ah, honesty on FARK-where's your newsletter & did your great-grandfather go all "Pictures Of Lily" on Queen Victoria daguerreotypes?

You know, it's really not hard to have sex with lushes who are constantly farked up.

Adam Baum: ya, gotta luv those brits.

brb
_{bunk. I'll be innit}

^{top bunk, if you are with me.
_{eeeeeeemmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaa}}

Single White Male: PC LOAD LETTER: Diana was a total MILF. I would have definitely gone all Excalibur on her.



/like a busty Asian girl in a Link costume two sizes too small, it's a hot link

Why would the next King of England be living in Schloss Neuschwanstein?

/although I guess it could be because the Windsors are actually Germans...

Somebody take a pic of that guy and superimpose it on a pic of Prince William.

Draw your own conclusions.

I'll eat my own balls if Harry isn't the illegitimate son of that blood-nut she was rooting. What is his name? I don't follow these things too closely.

Harry and William are half brothers. No doubts at all.

Except, Leskay, that Harry is the spitting image of his uncle Earl Spencer, so maybe that look runs in Diana's family too.

Bah!

That is all.

"Uncle Earl" my ass, chookbillion.

orbister [and therefore me too] for the easy win.

D'Annunzio, that picture is from Private Eye, a satirical publication, You can tell by the "Exclusive to all newspapers" just above the headline.