(The first thing that came to mind).

Don't go scuba divin'

I wonder how this is gonna work now. If you scroll down to the bottom of the main page, Cracked has its own area with this link already there.

wild9: If you scroll down to the bottom of the main page, Cracked has its own area with this link already there.

what? where?

Are we passing on the (sponsored link) thing nowadays? It seems to come and go. Not that I grudge Drew the beer money of course, he deserves a little something-something for keeping this place together.

/little, yeah right :-)

why hide it.

My favorite smuggling operation is when the Russians died vodka and grain alcohol blue and shipped it in barrels for windshield wiper fluid.

Fiberweed!

Adam Baum: why hide it.

How YOU doin'.

Back in the day we had a PS thread about Chair Guy. I remember is as just OK.

Adam Baum: why hide it.

Man, now that would be an awesome Yule log party. Just throw some in that there fire, sit back with some Nog and breathe, just breathe man.

Adam Baum: why hide it.

Why don't you just have a bowl over there?
/bowled over

They forgot the "Meth Missile".

The idea was that if pulled over their car would fire the evidence 1200 ft into the air and let the chute ejection charge scatter it to the wind.

Tragically, it failed to fire and this glorious plan was never completed. Or at least until next time...

vudukungfu: Adam Baum: why hide it.

Why don't you just have a bowl over there?
/bowled over

No. Really. you make ne feel like a kid again.
I wanna jump inna pile of leaves.

Adam Baum: why hide it.

Mmm. Salad.

What if you had a model train and a conduit to go under a river?

Happy Holidays!

Lets not forget about the prison pocket.

/threw up in my mouth a little there

fark Me Alex! fark Me Alex!
Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow!

With a pile of weed like that, you would assume they would own a better TV.

/Seriously, 50 Inch Panasonic Plasma under $1000 at Best Buy.
//Granted it's only 720p

Adam Baum

fap fap fap

dopekitty74: wild9: If you scroll down to the bottom of the main page, Cracked has its own area with this link already there.

what? where?

Right about in this area ----> right there it says Cracked "
The 7 Most Ingenious (And Insane) Smugglin..."

I tried the LSD spray on tan... that really didn't work out well...

AGGGGHHHHH SPIDERS!!!!

GoSurfing: Don't go scuba divin'

If the people in power ever hired qualified divers we could bring a shiat load of product a few hundred yards. After that the compass becomes useless and the end result would be bud and human meat for the sharks.

I agree with vudukungfu
The Swayzie Express is the only way to go

Doesn't like many cops. Likes this cop.

Oznog

that DEA Microgram bulletin referenced in your link is fascinating - I've been doing nothing but reading that since you posted it

I heard a story about two guys who were trying to smuggle pot past the checkpoint at TJ. Because they knew they couldn't get past the dogs, before they tried to cross they brewed up a big batch of marijuana tea.

Then they paid the little kids with spray bottles $20 each to spray pot tea all over the cars trying to cross back over, as if they were trying to clean windshields for tips.

The dogs freaked out and had to be retired for the day.

And the two guys just breezed on through.

This was back in the '70s though. Probably couldn't get away with that these days.

The best one I ever heard was when Owsley smuggled a Bible dipped in LSD to the many thousands of Berkeley rioters who were kept in a big holding pen.

That left the cops with several thousand stoned people to contend with.

Seriously speaking though, after 42 years of listening to crackpot schemes and watching people get busted, I have concluded the only "safe" way to do smuggling is let the other guy do it, and get caught.

Indeed, why hide it?

Besides, it's fun to watch grow.

CA Medical FTW.

/even though that pic was back when I lived in Memphis.

I laughed when I read the article about the mini sub - "North Korea has sold more than 10,000 automatic rifles and other arms to the MILF."

PirateKing: I heard a story about two guys who were trying to smuggle pot past the checkpoint at TJ. Because they knew they couldn't get past the dogs, before they tried to cross they brewed up a big batch of marijuana tea.

Then they paid the little kids with spray bottles $20 each to spray pot tea all over the cars trying to cross back over, as if they were trying to clean windshields for tips.

The dogs freaked out and had to be retired for the day.

And the two guys just breezed on through.

This was back in the '70s though. Probably couldn't get away with that these days.

Great story! They should incorporate that one into Weeds.

Did the cocaine jeebus belong to Dr. Rockso?

I would just like to say GODDAMN do I love reading Cracked links every time they get posted.

Here are the Microgram bulletins (new window) referenced earlier.

(bulletin on various smuggling schemes as published by the DEA)

"Like sand in the Boggle hourglass, these are the Days of Our Lives."