Will the public get to see who they are?

Still chasing the magic clenis. How pathetic.

GaryPDX: Will the public get to see who they are?

Hahahahahhahahahahahaha *breathes* Hahahahahhahahahahahaha.

That's funny.

*shrug*

She must have held a knife to his throat to get him to cooperate.

Maybe Obama will release his donor list too.

/ducks

GaryPDX: Maybe Obama will release his donor list too.

/ducks

You've gotten so farking boring, man. It's really sad. Did you get lobotomized or something?

Also, reading comprehension:

GaryPDX:
Will the public get to see who they are?

FTFA
Former President Bill Clinton has agreed to make public the names of more than 200,000 donors

GaryPDX: Maybe Obama will release his donor list too.

You keep fighting the good fight!

Obdicut: GaryPDX: Maybe Obama will release his donor list too.

/ducks

You've gotten so farking boring, man. It's really sad. Did you get lobotomized or something?

Also, reading comprehension:

GaryPDX:
Will the public get to see who they are?

FTFA
Former President Bill Clinton has agreed to make public the names of more than 200,000 donors

'This is Fark! Its snark, man!'

/Beating Gary to it.

GaryPDX: Maybe Obama will release his donor list too.

/ducks


Dude, it's out there if you know the right things to type into google.

Osama bin Laden donated 2 million dollars and 6 martyrs, Bill Ayers gave pipe bombs and American Flag toilet paper. Ted Kennedy gave his Amulet of Eternal Life. That's why he's been so sick lately.

NeverDrunk23: 'This is Fark! Its snark, man!'

/Beating Gary to it.

The fish are biting this morning..:)

GaryPDX: NeverDrunk23: 'This is Fark! Its snark, man!'

/Beating Gary to it.

The fish are biting this morning..:)

Good to know you still suck at this whole "snark" thing after all this time.

GaryPDX: Will the public get to see who they are?

according to the article, yes - but not until after Obama is sworn in as President.

assuming the deal holds and Bill keeps his word, this is rather an amazing development. I'm interested to see who's on that list.

GaryPDX: The fish are biting this morning..:)

Celebrating 'trolling' is like getting excited by people getting upset when you spit feces on them. It's not hard to do, but why the fark would you want to do it?

Thanks to the lot of you who ruined this thread by not also having that jackass on ignore.

/not really fussing, just pointing out that this thread is, thus far, basically full of shiat.
//no, I'm not helping - THIS thread, but maybe FUTURE threads :P

GaryPDX: NeverDrunk23: 'This is Fark! Its snark, man!'

/Beating Gary to it.

The fish are biting this morning..:)

No, you're just a dumbass.

daychilde: Thanks to the lot of you who ruined this thread by not also having that jackass on ignore.

It makes me sad to put him on ignore. I keep hoping he'll suddenly stop trumpeting moronity.

It's like he sucked up all of the excess douchebaggery caused by danlpoon's ignominious exit.

Not to defend Clinton too much, but will there ever be a day when we can talk about him without a forced, awful sex joke tied to the conversation?

These jokes are not good. There are good Bill Clinton Sex Jokes to be made, but surely they've been taken care of in the last 10+ years. I suggest a moratorium on all Bill Clinton Sex Jokes until funny people decide to make good ones again, or until people who want to make bad ones have all died.

Obdicut: It makes me sad to put him on ignore. I keep hoping he'll suddenly stop trumpeting moronity.

It's like he sucked up all of the excess douchebaggery caused by danlpoon's ignominious exit.

danlputz is gone?! This is bad news... for Drewbama.

will end well. Obama owns the Clintons now. All he needs to do is threaten to leak the list, given that what we already know is unsettling.

The Saudi royal family gave $10 million
numerous foreign governments have given $1 million
$100 million each from Mexican billionaire Carlos Slim Helú, Canadian mining entrepreneur Frank Giustra and the Lundin Group, (a Canadian oil and gas company)

My name is on that list.

syaroch: Not to defend Clinton too much, but will there ever be a day when we can talk about him without a forced, awful sex joke tied to the conversation?

These jokes are not good. There are good Bill Clinton Sex Jokes to be made, but surely they've been taken care of in the last 10+ years. I suggest a moratorium on all Bill Clinton Sex Jokes until funny people decide to make good ones again, or until people who want to make bad ones have all died.

I have a better idea; can we just dispense from the sex jokes, altogether? The real issue is his lying under oath while as a sitting president. However, even this is old news.

Dr. Farkenstein: Obdicut: It makes me sad to put him on ignore. I keep hoping he'll suddenly stop trumpeting moronity.

It's like he sucked up all of the excess douchebaggery caused by danlpoon's ignominious exit.

danlputz is gone?! This is bad news... for Drewbama.

He's still around. It's McCainDemocrat who has disappeared. Danlpoon has assured me that they're two completely different people.

subby's just being a playa hata!

at least he's not jerking off strangers in the airport crappers. at least he's not buying crack from tranny prostitutes and then claiming he never smoked it. i could go on but you get the picture, Republican.

Obdicut: daychilde: Thanks to the lot of you who ruined this thread by not also having that jackass on ignore.

It makes me sad to put him on ignore. I keep hoping he'll suddenly stop trumpeting moronity.

It's like he sucked up all of the excess douchebaggery caused by danlpoon's ignominious exit.

What happened to danlpoon? I wondered why I hadn't seen McCaindemocrat around.

jcooli09: What happened to danlpoon? I wondered why I hadn't seen McCaindemocrat around.

He made a bet with several people-- including me-- saying he'd buy them a year of Totalfark if Obama won.

Anyway, on topic:

Obama's kind of neutering Bill Clinton.

Speaking of missing trolls, whatever happened to my namesake?

Obdicut:

Obama's kind of neutering Bill Clinton.

As I see it, it needs to be done. Clinton was a good president, but his time is past. His place now is as elder statesman. He could be very effective as a senator, but I don't see that happening.

jcooli09: As I see it, it needs to be done. Clinton was a good president, but his time is past. His place now is as elder statesman. He could be very effective as a senator, but I don't see that happening.

Yeah, he's not really removing any of his gravitas-- if anything, he's adding to it, by saying, "Here's a man with power to respect, to contain". He's just making him publicly submit.

Doublek111: will end well. Obama owns the Clintons now. All he needs to do is threaten to leak the list, given that what we already know is unsettling.

I see someone else decided not to read the article. Which is fine... this is Fark and all. But, if you had, the first sentence was...

Former President Bill Clinton has agreed to make public the names of more than 200,000 donors to his foundation

TruBluTroll: Speaking of missing trolls, whatever happened to my namesake?

I think he/she admitted to being a troll or something.

syaroch: Not to defend Clinton too much, but will there ever be a day when we can talk about him without a forced, awful sex joke tied to the conversation?

Like a magician's use of misdirection to keep your eyes off the trick, Democats use Clinton sex jokes to keep you from paying too much attention to his impeachment, lying under oath, and disbarment.

Lawnchair: Doublek111: will end well. Obama owns the Clintons now. All he needs to do is threaten to leak the list, given that what we already know is unsettling.

I see someone else decided not to read the article. Which is fine... this is Fark and all. But, if you had, the first sentence was...

Former President Bill Clinton has agreed to make public the names of more than 200,000 donors to his foundation

Clinton lies under oath, why should we believe him now?

Alien Robot: syaroch: Not to defend Clinton too much, but will there ever be a day when we can talk about him without a forced, awful sex joke tied to the conversation?

Like a magician's use of misdirection to keep your eyes off the trick, Democats use Clinton sex jokes to keep you from paying too much attention to his impeachment, lying under oath, and disbarment.

Close, but the truth is that republicans use it to distract us from the fact that he was the best president in many years, their shameful and meaningless impeachment proceeding, and the fact that they mired him in pointless investigations.

Neutering the Clintons is the only "Progressive" thing Obama has ever done.

xcoastie: Lawnchair: Doublek111: will end well. Obama owns the Clintons now. All he needs to do is threaten to leak the list, given that what we already know is unsettling.

I see someone else decided not to read the article. Which is fine... this is Fark and all. But, if you had, the first sentence was...

Former President Bill Clinton has agreed to make public the names of more than 200,000 donors to his foundation

Clinton lies under oath, why should we believe him now?

Bad assumption. I did read the article. I just have terrible reading comprehension.

Trolls are like flashers. They love the shock, but what they're really searching for is an impressed look, a look of desire.

How do you break someone from flashing people? You put them in a room full of women, let them flash them... and have the women just laugh at the poor sod. Breaks them of the habit in one or two sessions.

So how do you break a troll? Just laugh at them, or ignore them. If nobody responded to GaryPDX for a week, I'm sure he'd swing over to a reasonable conservative front. That, or move on to Freep.

Alien Robot: Like a magician's use of misdirection to keep your eyes off the trick, Democats use Clinton sex jokes to keep you from paying too much attention to his impeachment, lying under oath, and disbarment.

Seriously? You're blaming the Democrats? You don't think that's massively transparent?

Doublek111: xcoastie: Lawnchair: Doublek111: will end well. Obama owns the Clintons now. All he needs to do is threaten to leak the list, given that what we already know is unsettling.

I see someone else decided not to read the article. Which is fine... this is Fark and all. But, if you had, the first sentence was...

Former President Bill Clinton has agreed to make public the names of more than 200,000 donors to his foundation

Clinton lies under oath, why should we believe him now?

Bad assumption. I did read the article. I just have terrible reading comprehension.

Whats up, party of Sarah Palin. Good job vetting your people.

Alien Robot: syaroch: Not to defend Clinton too much, but will there ever be a day when we can talk about him without a forced, awful sex joke tied to the conversation?

Like a magician's use of misdirection to keep your eyes off the trick, Democats use Clinton sex jokes to keep you from paying too much attention to his impeachment, lying under oath, and disbarment.

Was he impeached? I thought he left office because his term ended. Silly me.

I mean, if we want to talk about shifty dealings, we might talk about how Bush has been harping on the WAR ON TERROR while selling nuclear weapons technology to India, selling arms in volumes not seen since the 80s to all kinds of horrible dictators, and paying the Taleban a $200,000,000 bonus before 9/11 for stamping out the drug trade (which has coincidentally bloomed under our Russian-friendly allies in Afghanistan).

Perhaps you think people have also forgotten how Reagan had to be pardoned against the Iran-Contra affair, the support of vicious, vicious tyrants during the end-stages of the Cold War, or other great examples of Republican ideals?

Bored Horde:

Was he impeached? I thought he left office because his term ended. Silly me.


He was impeached by the morons in congress at the time, but his penalty was censure.

The whole thing was a sad time for America. The republicans abused the power of the majority through most of his terms of office, but failed to destroy him.

They are still butt hurt over this fundamental failure, and true to their ways, constantly lie about the episode and call it a victory.

Obdicut: GaryPDX: Maybe Obama will release his donor list too.

/ducks

You've gotten so farking boring, man. It's really sad. Did you get lobotomized or something?

Also, reading comprehension:

GaryPDX:
Will the public get to see who they are?

FTFA
Former President Bill Clinton has agreed to make public the names of more than 200,000 donors

HAHA!

Naive. It ain't just bottled water in the mirror!

TruBluTroll: Speaking of missing trolls, whatever happened to my namesake?

That was SO a joke account that I can't believe some people took him seriously.

jcooli09: Obdicut: daychilde: Thanks to the lot of you who ruined this thread by not also having that jackass on ignore.

It makes me sad to put him on ignore. I keep hoping he'll suddenly stop trumpeting moronity.

It's like he sucked up all of the excess douchebaggery caused by danlpoon's ignominious exit.

What happened to danlpoon? I wondered why I hadn't seen McCaindemocrat around.

He made a bet with alot of people that he would buy TF for a year for everyone in it (which I think almost would hit $1000) if Obama won. Obama won, and as unpredictable as the sun rising everyday, he ran away from that log-in like a coward. He never had any intention of paying up his side of the bet. Odds are that he moved onto some other log-in...or perhaps his main account.

I did see someone dust off their McCaintheUniter alt (which hasn't been here for a few months) last week, which was made the same time as McCainDemocrat. Take that as you will.

They should just divorce and the problem will be sol-ved.

GaryPDX
Maybe Obama will release his donor list too.

I saw one list, names like Doodad and Good Will accounted for a lot of it.

Bored Horde: Trolls are like flashers. They love the shock, but what they're really searching for is an impressed look, a look of desire.

How do you break someone from flashing people? You put them in a room full of women, let them flash them... and have the women just laugh at the poor sod. Breaks them of the habit in one or two sessions.

So how do you break a troll? Just laugh at them, or ignore them. If nobody responded to GaryPDX for a week, I'm sure he'd swing over to a reasonable conservative front. That, or move on to Freep.

Noted. Added to my ever-growing Trig list.

Oh, a cigar joke. Hilarious. I've never heard one of those before.

The same people who would laugh at that headline are the same group of 'tards who would have found the 1/2 Hour News Hour a riot.

Given the choice between an intelligent, fiscally responsible, charismatic, diplomatic President, and the electoral abortion we've had the last eight years...shiat, I would have voted for Bill in 04 if swore up and down he'd force us to watch him diddling interns with various consumable goods once a week, as long as it got our current Moron in Chief out of power.

Clinton lies under oath, why should we believe him now?

This is probably useless, but WJC never lied under oath. Hate to burst a cherished bubble, but dem's the facts.