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(UPI) Spiffy George Michael to offer his new single online for free on Christmas Day. George Michael's 13 remaining fans said to be thrilled   (upi.com) divider line 26
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lajimi [TotalFark] 2008-11-30 11:09:11 AM  
If it's anywhere near as good as his craptastic 1984 holiday song "Last Christmas" I don't think that he's going to be out any profit from giving it away. There is NO Christmas song that will get me to hit the MUTE or channel change button as fast as "Last Christmas," not even Paul McCartney's "Wonderful Christmas Time."

 
daychilde [TotalFark] 2008-11-30 01:11:43 PM  
Ooh! I bet I could get hold of this, unlike my free Dr. Pepper coupon!

/of course, I don't WANT to get hold of it...
//unlike the damned coupon
///not as worked up as I'm making myself sound over a free dollar or so...

 
offacue 2008-11-30 02:16:41 PM  
Yeah, but you have to put your ear up to the hole in the bathroom wall to hear it.

 
PumpUpDaFark 2008-11-30 02:21:57 PM  
Ya gotta admit, tho, he was the shiat in Careless Whisper. Still gives me goosebumps.

 
BigJuanTehFurby [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-11-30 02:29:12 PM  
Hey shaddup, I'm one of those 13!

/fiance is #8
//yes, we're keeping count

 
SharkTrager 2008-11-30 02:30:27 PM  
offacue: Yeah, but you have to put your ear up to the hole in the bathroom wall to hear it.

You know what happens when you put your ear against that hole, right?

 
offacue 2008-11-30 04:38:31 PM  
SharkTrager: offacue: Yeah, but you have to put your ear up to the hole in the bathroom wall to hear it.

You know what happens when you put your ear against that hole, right?


Only what I've heard.

/hey, wait a minute
//that's not a q-tip

 
marius2 2008-11-30 04:59:06 PM  
all 13 were planning on getting it free from the internet already.

 
taylonr 2008-11-30 05:00:39 PM  
That tells us what HE's been up to, but what about the rest of the Bluth family?

 
Euell Gibbons 2008-11-30 05:58:02 PM  
Andrew Ridgeley...the Brian Dunkleman of Wham! .

 
whatshisname 2008-11-30 06:12:40 PM  
Wake me up...before the cops come...

 
daychilde [TotalFark] 2008-11-30 06:47:00 PM  
offacue: Yeah, but you have to put your ear up to the hole in the bathroom wall to hear it.

If we could vote on posts, this would have gotten a +1 from me.

 
Bhasayate [TotalFark] 2008-11-30 07:59:36 PM  
13 people. That is way more than enough people for amazing, random public bathroom adventures.

 
Bhasayate [TotalFark] 2008-11-30 08:07:56 PM  
whatshisname: Wake me up...before the cops come...

hopefully, we don't mean come as in "cum" or whatever, because that would be gross.

 
CarnySaur 2008-11-30 08:37:40 PM  
His last tour was exceptionally good.

 
CatJumpJohn 2008-11-30 09:53:43 PM  
"Maybe it was the other George Michael, you know, the singer songwriter?"

"Yeah, that makes a lot of sense."

 
Mr. Potatoass 2008-11-30 11:13:29 PM  
CarnySaur: His last tour was exceptionally good.

Agreed. Caught him at a rest stop on I84 outside of Boise.
He sucked for 90 minutes, then came back for 2 encores.

 
MikoSquiz 2008-11-30 11:19:46 PM  
He's a farking awesome singer. It's just his material that sucks.

 
Maynard G. Muskievote 2008-11-30 11:31:35 PM  
I'm not ashamed to admit it. I'm a dude, I'm straight, and I'm a fan of George Michael.

 
Hiymenator [TotalFark] 2008-12-01 01:54:35 AM  
Maynard G. Muskievote: I'm straight, and I'm a fan of George Michael.

Him
?

/Maybe I'm thinking of singer-songwriter George Michael

 
XtremeLeeWyte 2008-12-01 02:32:09 AM  
Yeah, like the guy in the $5,000 suit is going to stand here and listen to this, COMEON!!!

/Came for the Arrested Development references, left satisfied.

 
ElusiveWookiee [TotalFark] 2008-12-01 12:35:29 PM  
lajimi: If it's anywhere near as good as his craptastic 1984 holiday song "Last Christmas" I don't think that he's going to be out any profit from giving it away. There is NO Christmas song that will get me to hit the MUTE or channel change button as fast as "Last Christmas," not even Paul McCartney's "Wonderful Christmas Time."

Cool, a music snob. You've already hit two of my top five favorite Christmas tunes. Go ahead and see if you can hit the other three.

 
bigmattress 2008-12-01 03:07:34 PM  
George Michael is a supremely talented man. You don't sell that many records AND still have airplay twenty-plus years later by sucking.

I hear "Faith" and Freedom" more than I hear Justin Timberlake's "Rock your body" these days, and there's about twenty years between them.

His is the only kind of pop music I like. It's got heart.

 
Lt_Aurum 2008-12-01 08:53:20 PM  
//one of the 13

I think subby miscounted :(

 
CarnySaur 2008-12-02 05:34:13 AM  
Mr. Potatoass: CarnySaur: His last tour was exceptionally good.

Agreed. Caught him at a rest stop on I84 outside of Boise.
He sucked for 90 minutes, then came back for 2 encores.


Yikes. Someone sounds a little repressed.

 
jnoel 2008-12-02 07:36:21 AM  
Shame on you farkers. George was one of the first musicians to offer his new music online for free. Granted nobody cared, but he's an internet maverick. He's beyond reproach...

 
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