Honestly...they're less scary than I figured.

I regularly flirt with a receptionist at an engineering company we deal with often - she's got a beautiful voice, an awesome sense of humour, as well as being deliciously provocative on occasion. Thanks for ruining that for me subby.

Purple shirt and checkered shirt aren't too bad.

What I was expecting.

ZAZ: Purple shirt and checkered shirt aren't too bad.

even the 60 year old didn't look bad for her age. I bet she used to be pretty damn hot.

log_jammin: even the 60 year old didn't look bad for her age.

I don't know how much crack you've smoked this morning, but you might want to take it easy the rest of the day.

I'm just hoping that Phone Sex Worker #3 isn't holding one of his favorite sex toys.

That was nowhere near as bad as I figured it would be, with the exception of #2.

Meh. This is taken from a photo essay at Mother Jones (^).

One of my bosses was told by a regular client that I sounded like I should be on one of these lines.

\I was barely 18 at the time.

This same gallery was greenlighted 6 months ago (or so)...

/sorry no link. But I guess Skall sums it up.

St_Francis_P: Honestly...they're less scary than I figured.

You should see the companion piece about their customers.

SJKebab: I regularly flirt with a receptionist at an engineering company we deal with often - she's got a beautiful voice, an awesome sense of humour, as well as being deliciously provocative on occasion. Thanks for ruining that for me subby.

I do the same with one of the women at a vendor for work. She's got the "I smoked too many cigarettes" sultry voice, and a great sense of humor. I have no idea what she looks like, and the odds that I'll ever meet her are incredibly low. Normally I've got a good imagination, but for me, the voice is more than enough.

Evilmogwai: One of my bosses was told by a regular client that I sounded like I should be on one of these lines.

\I was barely 18 at the time.

Yikes. I cannot fathom hearing that in a professional situation. If I was your manager, how would I have handled that situation? I have no idea.

I'm a straight man, or at least I thought I was, but the dude in that photo gallery is pretty damn hot if you ask me.

4 and 5 are actually fairly nice looking

gigamortis: What I was expecting.

Check Skails link

Evilmogwai: One of my bosses was told by a regular client that I sounded like I should be on one of these lines.

\I was barely 18 at the time.

He should start charging him.

/$4.99 per minute
//additional fees my apply

Skail: Meh. This is taken from a photo essay at Mother Jones (^).

Because they're both excerpted from the book Phonesex, from Twin Palms (photographs by Phillip Toledano) (I'm sure the publishing house's name isn't intended to be ironic in any way).

Plus, would Subby willingly pose for a photograph to be placed in a book like this? "Judge not..." etc.

Fuggin Bizzy: Evilmogwai: One of my bosses was told by a regular client that I sounded like I should be on one of these lines.

\I was barely 18 at the time.

Yikes. I cannot fathom hearing that in a professional situation. If I was your manager, how would I have handled that situation? I have no idea.

However I handled it with the customer, step #2 would NOT be to tell my employee, unless I thought something about the situation warranted me warning her...

I think Id actually rather have sex with my phone...

Evilmogwai: One of my bosses was told by a regular client that I sounded like I should be on one of these lines.

\I was barely 18 at the time.

That sound you here is your profile imploding.

jack21221
I'm a straight man, or at least I thought I was, but the dude in that photo gallery is pretty damn hot if you ask me.


You know how I know your gay?


/obligatory

Theological Farker: Evilmogwai: One of my bosses was told by a regular client that I sounded like I should be on one of these lines.

\I was barely 18 at the time.

That sound you here is your profile imploding.

Erm...here, hear, whatever.

Didn't we do this, same photos, about 5-6 months ago?

/still prefer my "known" sharped-kneed hunnies

hot linkitty link!

I'm surprised there's no reference to this song!

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=aerosmith+sweet+emotions& search=Sear ch

cureheis: I think Id actually rather have sex with my phone...

Those mic and speaker holes are rather small... unless your a woman, or gay, or just plain freaky-in-the-sack.

/be back in 26 minutes

oh baby....that's a hotlink

I've talked about this with friends from various Asian countries before, and explained that in America people pay several dollars per minutes to talk to a woman on the phone, while they masturbated. They didn't believe me, every single person I've told this to thought I was farking with them. Why not just go to a prostitute? They couldn't understand that in America that just isn't really an option...

some_beer_drinker: oh baby....that's a hotlink

I think you just renamed my "refresh" button "suicide".

Thanks.

Evilmogwai: One of my bosses was told by a regular client that I sounded like I should be on one of these lines.

\I was barely 18 at the time.

But then noone could appreciate your nice boobies.

/Not being a perv, just complimenting one girl to another

St_Francis_P: Honestly...they're less scary than I figured.

agreed.

the last couple are nearly 3 drink worthy.

Mom?

That dude is totally hittable.

Anti_illuminati: some_beer_drinker: oh baby....that's a hotlink

I think you just renamed my "refresh" button "suicide".

Thanks.

hey now, in 1980 she was prolly hot as hell.

Gish21: I've talked about this with friends from various Asian countries before, and explained that in America people pay several dollars per minutes to talk to a woman on the phone, while they masturbated. They didn't believe me, every single person I've told this to thought I was farking with them. Why not just go to a prostitute? They couldn't understand that in America that just isn't really an option...

Ummm...it is an option and, in all honesty, it would probably be much cheaper to hire a prositute that looks like rather than it would be to call the phone sex line.

jack21221: I'm a straight man, or at least I thought I was, but the dude in that photo gallery is pretty damn hot if you ask me.

I'm not a straight man, and I'd happily do him.

... So, how are YOU doin?

im_naked_right_now: jack21221
I'm a straight man, or at least I thought I was, but the dude in that photo gallery is pretty damn hot if you ask me.


You know how I know your you're gay?


/obligatory

/win

RandomKeyStrike: However I handled it with the customer, step #2 would NOT be to tell my employee, unless I thought something about the situation warranted me warning her...

Good point.

/Takes notes...

MangoPie1569: That dude is totally hittable.

I'd agree. And honestly guys, shouldn't this me the ONLY TIME EVER that looks don't matter to you? I mean, your talking on the damn phone, why do care if they're ugly?

*shrug* fapfapfap

/should've started on purple shirt

A friend of mine tried the phone sex career on a gay line for a short time, like 35 minutes. He couldn't stop laughing. I always thought it would be fun to do the Kathy McGinty type of phone sex.

Link (new window) Audio NSFW

some_beer_drinker: oh baby....that's a hotlink

You'd hit it. Admit it!

Snoogit: 4 and 5 are actually fairly nice looking

This.

"What am I wearing? Um...a hat and...glasses? What kind of underwear? I dunno...big underwear, I guess. I'm sorry what? Oh, what would I do to you? Well um...I guess we'd get pizza, and watch House."

"Alright, I am totally flacid but thank you anyway ma'am, I appreciate your time."

skrewtinyzer: im_naked_right_now: jack21221
I'm a straight man, or at least I thought I was, but the dude in that photo gallery is pretty damn hot if you ask me.


You know how I know your you're gay?


/obligatory

/win

//notsomuch, really.

"I'm 60 years old, have a BA in Cultural Anthropology from Columbia University, and married for 25 years. I make twice the money I made in the corporate world. I work from home, the money transfers into my bank account daily. I'm Scheherezade: If I don't tell stories that fascinate the Pasha, he will kill me in the morning."

Pasha's been beheaded already you self-loathing hag. Your role as 'Scheherezade' amounts to the pacification of the inept imaginations of destitute child-men.

Moonbarker Osbourne the Rainbow Wolf not gay: I'm surprised there's no reference to this song!

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=aerosmith+sweet+emotions& search=Sear ch

The only time I've seen that video was when I had to play that song on my radio show, but since I didn't have the CD, I had to play the video through the internet. Thank God nobody actually listens to the show, otherwise I'd have been off the air in no time.