Eats, roots, and leaves.

I have to think for a sec.......umm, no...I guess I've never seen "wombat combat" in a Fark headline before.

Good job +1

Wombats make the worst neighbours.

+1 for wombats

Wombat wins!

FATALITY

Yay, it's green, I'll have to mail my dad-he loves wombats.

Come on, I'm internets slow. Somebody should post the picture of the wombat waving. Link (new window)

Okay, that post was full of fail. Does this one work? Link (new window)

Huhhuh...he said 'womb'

submitter: wombat combat

Coming soon for the Wii!

NewportBarGuy: Eats, roots, and leaves.

Let's not drag George Michael into this.

Did someone say Mortal Wombat?



That song is now lodged in your head.

ThePuceGuardian: Did someone say Mortal Wombat?



That song is now lodged in your head.

Tried to post that, got lazy and remembered I was drunk, now I thank you.

Wombats suck arse. Not only are they completely indestructible (anyone here ever run over one with a car?) but one little bastard shat on me when I was a kid. I'd like to kick one at the next opportunity, but I fear for the health of my foot.

Wombats have very poor eyesight I've noted. I spotted one once, moved into it's path and it almost walked into my feet. Only spotted me about 30 cm away then turned making a loud grunting sound as it waddled away. Didn't seem too happy about it.

"wombat combat""wombat combat""wombat combat""wombat combat""wombat combat""wombat combat""wombat combat""wombat combat""wombat combat""wombat combat""wombat combat"...........ya, I've had a couple cold ones, but "wombat combat" is about the coolest thing I have ever heard "wombat combat"

////"wombat combat"

//slashy virgin

Wombat combat? Marsupial murder! A big to-do with a roo! Attack in the Outback!

/yes, I'll go quietly, nurse

in case of wombat attack ....use simple logic.

thank you.

Eats, roots, shoots and leaves.

Also known as fhe bulldozers of the bush.

Wombats are the height of ugly-cute.
Kinda big to have digging holes in the garden, though.

Bagelox-99 - you won an entire week of internets.

redcliffe: Didn't seem too happy about it.

Do they ever seem happy?

WhyteRaven74: redcliffe: Didn't seem too happy about it.

Do they ever seem happy?

Come to think of it not that I've seen. But it did seemed fairly contented waddling around doing whatever the hell it was doing until it saw me.

Oh and w00t WOMBAT THREAD!!!!

I like a root,
so I'm getting a kick out of this thread.

cute wombat

Seriously, all this time and not a single "Roco's Modern Life" reference?

//fail fark, fail

hetheeme

Maybe because Rocko was a wallaby, not a wombat. :P In any case, I don't seem to remember there being any wombats on that show.

Onya Fatso

cazman: I have to think for a sec.......umm, no...I guess I've never seen "wombat combat" in a Fark headline before.

Good job +1

Perhaps...but there has been an article on wombat rape.

kookavon: Eats, roots, shoots and leaves.

Also known as fhe bulldozers of the bush.

Mobile Speedhumps.

Skiing wombat is too cute for combat.

Olympic Games have had a mascot. ... Fatso the Fat-Arsed Wombat.

Not Impressed (new window)

"Test your might"

*Mortal Wombat Techno*

"MORTAL WOMBAT!"

/Wombat Wins!
//Flawless Victory!

Everything's better with wombats.

darth_shatner: Onya Fatso

Came for Fatso, not disappointed

Needless to say, "Wombat Combat" would be a great name for a band.

Wow, this late in the string and no Hodaka Combat Wombat photos.

Hotlinked like a two-stroke expansion chamber.

The line is funnier if you read it in an Aussie accent. Unless it's in Steve Irwin's voice.


Actually I wasn't on Fark when he died- now I'm dying to know, what was the tag that got greenlit? Obvious? Ironic? Anyone know?

i used to play games under the name "Combat Wombat" but that's just me

is that like a wumpus hunt?

DOW: Bagelox-99 - you won an entire week of internets.Aaah, 'tweren't nuthin'. It only seems clever because mostly earnest nerds know about EC comics and would never ever make fun.

Came for the Hodaka reference, leaving happy.

Ready the wombat launcher!

Wombat combat is the coolest phrase I've heard all day.

Wombattery?

/got nothin'