submitter: Cop lifts car off of crash vehicle. Upon further inspection, it turns out his badge number is 24601

You sure he was a cop and not the mayor?

/+1

You can't always get what you want - but this was close enough.

I'm still not letting the guy near my bread. I heard he robbed a house once.

Did he break out into song?

/+1

This guy was my fiance's cousin's boyfriend.

/Not bsing.
//She's taking it hard.

badge # 2120 would have been a better reference.

Anyway basketkase999, I'm sorry to hear that.

Why would a cop steal a crashed car?
*Reads TFA*

Ahhhh. Click.

FTFA: Jordan Kelly, 21, of Falmouth, was pinned under his BMW when his car rolled over on Thomas Landers Road and he was partially ejected, Falmouth Sgt. Arthur Gonsalves said....Police said speed was a factor in the crash.

basketkase999: This guy was my fiance's cousin's boyfriend.

/Not bsing.
//She's taking it hard.

Hey, basketkase999, was this guy a speed demon?

Gary Morris to the rescue!

Yeah, just leave out the bit that said it was a cop AND 2 neighbours so it sounds more impressive and unlikely.

What does Jean Valjean have to do with this?

If you've been lifting vehicles off of trapped victims, I heard this guy wants to have a word with you.

approves.

gosurfing. in the storyline, jean valjean saves a man's life by lifting a broken cart off the man's pinned leg.

The passenger compartment (driver's side) looks remarkably intact. I'm gonna guess this was an unrestrained driver?

/drive a similar car
//with a farking seatbelt

Britney's Speculum:
basketkase999: This guy was my fiance's cousin's boyfriend.

/Not bsing.
//She's taking it hard.

Hey, basketkase999, was this guy a speed demon?

Britney, that was totally harsh and insensitive.

/Oh, wait, this is fark, isn't it.
//never mind.

Not impressed.

/Yeah, and sorry the crash victim died.

I just don't get it. What is the relation?

+1 for headline!

Diggin: I just don't get it. What is the relation?

... to what?

Studio Ghibli: Diggin: I just don't get it. What is the relation?

... to what?

The headline and who else had a badge #24601. Basically, I don't get the headline.

My grandad was in the RMP during the war and then a village bobby.

One of the stories is that he arrived at an overturned car in a ditch with a young lady inside. Lifted the car out of the ditch, saving her and destroying his back.

/Young lady was daughter of Labour party MP
//MP tried to have him fired because her dress got wet...

AND 2 neighbours so it sounds more impressive and unlikely.

Sounds more to me like "SURPRISE, SURPRISE, sargent".

/but that's me I guess

Cop should've tased him.

/this is FARK

Don't see many Andrew Lloyd Weber references anymore. Well done and +1, subby.

/On the scene

Awesome headline, subby!

Diggin: he headline and who else had a badge #24601.

It's the convict number of Jean Valjean in Les Misérables, who saved a man by lifting a cart off of him.

Diggin: Basically, I don't get the headline.

Les Miserables. Spoiler alert: Jean Valjean was prisoner #24601, gets parole, and lifts a carriage off some guy.

I need to learn to type more quickly. dammit.

Kant Lavar: Don't see many Andrew Lloyd Weber references anymore. Well done and +1, subby.

Uh....nevermind.

Brilliant. Marry me, subby.

I wish someone would drop a car on Andrew Lloyd Webber & each & every one of his fans.

schattenteufel: every one of his fans.

Is it ok to have read to Victor Hugo original?

Diggin: The headline and who else had a badge #24601. Basically, I don't get the headline.

Go back to high school and pay attention this time.

schattenteufel: I wish someone would drop a car on Andrew Lloyd Webber & each & every one of his fans.
Kant Lavar: Don't see many Andrew Lloyd Weber references anymore. Well done and +1, subby.

Double FAIL. Webber didn't write Les Misérables, Claude-Michel Schönberg and Alain Boubil did. (They also wrote Miss Saigon.)

Diggin: Studio Ghibli: Diggin: I just don't get it. What is the relation?

... to what?

The headline and who else had a badge #24601. Basically, I don't get the headline.

you know who else issued badge 24601?



got less than nuthin

"...Upon further inspection, it turns out his badge number is 24601"

cretinbob: badge # 2120 would have been a better reference.

Anyway basketkase999, I'm sorry to hear that.

I don't get either reference and Google & wikipedia found nothing. Explain, please?

bubbaprog: Diggin: The headline and who else had a badge #24601. Basically, I don't get the headline.

Go back to high school and pay attention this time.

Err... who learns about Les Miserables in high school, other than performance art students?

bubbaprog: Diggin: The headline and who else had a badge #24601. Basically, I don't get the headline.

Go back to high school and pay attention this time.

they teach kids les miserables in school now?

i seem to remember it being all john steinbeck novels when i went.

the pearl was sweet.

"Rogers and two men who lived nearby were able to lift the BMW enough to relieve the pressure on Kelly's chest, allowing him to breath, Gonsalves said."

Professional journalists: Internet students since 1994.

Moonbarker Osbourne the Rainbow Wolf not gay: "...Upon further inspection, it turns out his badge number is 24601"

cretinbob: badge # 2120 would have been a better reference.

Anyway basketkase999, I'm sorry to hear that.

I don't get either reference and Google & wikipedia found nothing. Explain, please?

At this point, all you have to do is read the thread itself, as it's been explained, oh, 3 times.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PXZ1nLiUZo&feature=related

does that help?

Moonbarker Osbourne the Rainbow Wolf not gay: "...Upon further inspection, it turns out his badge number is 24601"

cretinbob: badge # 2120 would have been a better reference.

Anyway basketkase999, I'm sorry to hear that.

I don't get either reference and Google & wikipedia found nothing. Explain, please?

google number 24601 and you get tons of relevant hits...

Multiple people seem to think Les Miserables was written by Andrew Lloyd Webber. This breaks my heart a little inside.

Webber wrote Phantom of the Opera and a bunch of similar... well, I guess I can't say garbage, because they weren't quite that bad. But Les Miserables is a few giant steps above anything Webber wrote, and I hate that it gets lumped in with his style.

It's like mistaking something written by Leonard Cohen for something written by Jewel.

bubbaprog: Diggin: The headline and who else had a badge #24601. Basically, I don't get the headline.

Go back to high school and pay attention this time.

You know how I know you're gay?

kemidra: Multiple people seem to think Les Miserables was written by Andrew Lloyd Webber. This breaks my heart a little inside.

Webber wrote Phantom of the Opera and a bunch of similar... well, I guess I can't say garbage, because they weren't quite that bad. But Les Miserables is a few giant steps above anything Webber wrote, and I hate that it gets lumped in with his style.

It's like mistaking something written by Leonard Cohen for something written by Jewel.

Multiple people are also retarded.

RandomKeyStrike:
At this point, all you have to do is read the thread itself, as it's been explained, oh, 3 times.

Actually, it hasn't. 24601 has, but not 2120.

The only thing I could find was this:
http://www.mojizu.com/artist/Kuoli/CATI%20AGENT%202120.aspx

who the hell reads les miserables in school.

jack21221: Err... who learns about Les Miserables in high school, other than performance art students?

People who pay attention in Junior Lit class?

Nothing Sweeter Than Redneck Tears: i seem to remember it being all john steinbeck novels when i went.

the pearl was sweet.

The Pearl isn't a novel. And it's junior high material.

replaced by golf cart: You know how I know you're gay?

OH HO HO HO URA FAG HO HO HO

You're so clever.